Whoa. Two Nina Agdal posts in two days? What is this, 2015? Anyway, I know yesterday I said my former #1 favorite hottie was starting to get over-the-hill , but then I found this GIF and a bunch of pictures of her and her cute puppies and all those old feelings came flooding back to my sweatpants. Oh, and her dog’s in a few of them too. Enjoy.
The Super Bowl is over, now all the marketing dollars are being thrown into the Olympics, where we can forget our differences and watch white people compete for medals against other countries in the snow… The German team has the right idea, where they got some of their athletes Naked for some magazine…if you like seeing female athletes who thanks to modern science are basically the size of dudes….you can see this if you ever make the mistake of standing outside a Cross Fit gym…girls, like the creepy little league coach I had, who have too much muscle, her clit grows to the size of a Man’s Thumb… We’d have to ask Tiger Woods about that, you know since he’s got up and in that Lindsay Vonn…who is kinda hot…in a very muscular way….where these Germans…are a little too much what you’d expect to see from a German…if you’ve ever been to a german sex club and have been faced with a 230 pound 6 foot 5 butch named Helga…you know what I mean. The post Super Bowl Over – Olympics On – Here are Some Naked German Olympians of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I wonder what fast food chain Ariel Winter’s asshole smells like…. That’s about all I have to say about that…. The post Ariel Winter’s Saggy Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know you guys probably think blogging is easy, because I get to do it from home in my sweatpants, but one of the most important parts of this job — besides making sure I don’t get Cheeto dust in my keyboard — is finding new hotties for us all to drool over. And I think we just hit the jackpot with Sophie Mudd here. According to my sources, this 18-year-old Insta-hottie is supposed to be “the next Emily Ratajkowski ” but that’s crazy. It’s obvious she’s already way bigger. » view all 25 photos
I used to have trouble remembering which Fanning sister was which, but after Elle Fanning here’s gone from wannabe actor to wannabe Instagram hottie , I’ve been finding it a lot easier to tell them apart. But a lot harder to keep my sweatpants on, which is giving me trouble at the office (AKA my local Starbucks). But that’s a trade-off I’m willing to make. Yow! Now if you’ll excuse me, I think this barista is asking me to leave.
In case you missed out on Marisa Papen the first time I featured her on the site, here’s your second chance to get to know the Belgian hottie. And if you weren’t a #freethenipple supporter already, I guarantee you will be after looking through Marisa’s Instagram pictures . She’s got enough censored nude photos on there to fuel a thousand pants fires. This girl spends more time in her birthday suit than I spend in my sweatpants. And trust me, as a blogger, that’s saying a lot. » view all 14 photos
Like many young couples, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are selling their starter home to move into fancier digs. Unlike most other couples, however, Kiki and ‘Ye are asking for the GDP of a small nation for their sprawling Bel Air mansion. Yes, Bel Air has been attracting rappers since the Fresh Prince’s life got flip-turned upside down back in the early 90s. So it’s not hard to see why Kanye and Kim dropped $9 million for a home in the upscale neighborhood back in 2013. It is , however, hard to understand why they’re asking $20 million for the place just two years later. Granted, Kimye put a reported $2 million in renovations into the place, but if our math is right, that’s still quite a mark-up. If you feel like you hear about Kim and Kanye buying, selling, renovating and moving every other week, that’s because you do. When it comes to housing, the couple is as indecisive as Kanye choosing from his many pairs of leather sweatpants in the morning. While their first place was being renovated, Kim and Kanye bought a $20 million mansion in Hidden Hills, CA, so they’ve never even lived in the revamped Bel Air crib. Instead, Kim and Kanye lived with Kris Jenner while the Hidden Hills compound was brought up to their standards. Kim suggested they move into her youngest sister’s new place, but Kylie said she’d rather stab herself , because she’s much smarter than people give her credit for. View Slideshow: 44 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos
Good news: Salma Hayek brought her A-game to the 2015 LACMA Art + Film Gala over the weekend, and while I have no clue what that is, obviously it was important enough for Salma to bust out the big guns. Although if it were up to me, Salma would dress like this for every event: movie premieres, charity dinners, sleepovers at her favorite blogger’s mom’s house. When you find a look that works, you should stick with it. It’s why I haven’t changed my sweatpants in months. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
As the Internet’s resident Nina Agdal expert, I can tell you that we’ve seen hotter photoshoots than this from my #1 favorite hottie, but not by much. Because Nina’s looking so good in these latest pictures, I’m going to need the jaws of life to cut me out of my sweatpants after this. Yow. » view all 21 photos
As the Internet’s resident Nina Agdal expert, I can tell you that we’ve seen hotter photoshoots than this from my #1 favorite hottie, but not by much. Because Nina’s looking so good in these latest pictures, I’m going to need the jaws of life to cut me out of my sweatpants after this. Yow. » view all 21 photos