Farrah Abraham is wonderful… Sure she’s also terrifying, a looks like some kind of muppet science experiment… But I love that she took an MTV show that celebrated her being a whore….and positioned it to get a huge following…only to produce a fucking hardcore porn with a pornstar…NOT EVEN A SEX TAPE> …that sold MILLIONS…hell it even made me money….it was a fucking big deal….and now she’s this weirdo face injected mess with circus-like tits….doing weird nude shoots…like is she back on MTV? Is she back in Porn? Who knows…who cares…it’s this perfect hybrid of wonderful….that knows to take it up the ass….you know even taking that load at 15 was the best thing to ever happen to her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Reality TV villain Farrah Abraham’s bad behavior on television has made her a wealthy, famous woman. Her bad behavior in real life, on the other hand, nearly put her behind bars. She’s now weaseled out of some of the trouble she was in by completing anger management. Is Farrah a better person now? RadarOnline spoke to Los Angeles County D.A. spokesperson Ricardo Santiago. “The restitution hearing was taken off calendar without prejudice,” Santiago shares. “And,” he continues. “The defendant, through her attorney, submitted proof of completion of 50 hours of Community Service and Anger Management.” The image of Farrah Abraham doing community service is admittedly very funny. Farrah in court-ordered anger management could almost be its own TV series. However, Farrah’s not entirely in the clear. Not yet. “The only thing that remains,” Santiago notes. “Is the payment of fines and fees.” Farrah, at least, can afford it. Last year, Farrah pleaded guilty to resisting, obstructing, or delaying an officer. As part of the deal that she had struck, her charge of battery was dismissed. Hilariously, she was also very specifically ordered to avoid the Beverly Hills Hotel’s Polo Lounge. It was that lounge where Farrah allegedly became violent. Elisabeth Albanese of the Beverly Hills Police Department described the situation to RadarOnline at the time. “Officers noted that Abraham exhibited signs of intoxication during the investigation,” Albanese shared. To be fair, Farrah does not have to drink in order to become belligerent and for her words to make no sense. “A male adult hotel security officer reported that he asked Abraham to leave the hotel,” Albanese explained. This was only “after she refused to disengage from a verbal altercation with hotel guests.” “The security officer reported that Abraham struck him in the face with her forearm, grabbed his ear, and pushed him in the face,” Albanese added. All of this happened “as he attempted to prevent her from re-entering the hotel.” Wow . We admit that we were mostly joking when we rhetorically asked if Farrah is now a good person. It’s true that anger management therapy can help people to assess their own behavior and make changes. But first of all, it doesn’t undo who you are as a person, let alone magically erase your past misdeeds. Second of all, and more importantly, you have to actually want to change and improve yourself. As far as Farrah is concerned, she’s always right, everyone else is merely out to get her, and she doesn’t need to change. Why mess with “perfection,” right? Farrah appears to have deeply rooted personality issues. A mandatory course of anger management coupled with some community service isn’t enough to address the problem. We can easily imagine her grumbling under her breath and putting on that angry-fake-smile when someone is looking at her. Remember, this is a woman who went on television, was told that her test came back positive, and insisted that it must be fake. Even when the hosts attempted to humor her by saying “well maybe it’s a false positive,” she wouldn’t let it go. She wanted to know why the test produced a “false” positive. She was demanding that people not just humor her, but actively defend her. So, we don’t expect Farrah so suddenly become a good or calm person. Honestly, that would be a death sentence for her career as a reality star. Her whole brand is that she’s the worst. However, we hope that she at least learned her lesson. Physical violence is just … not okay. Not okay with reality TV castmates, and not okay with security guards who are just doing their jobs. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Gives Daughter Fat Stack of Cash From Tooth Fairy ‘Cause That’s Farrah Abraham For You
Farrah Abraham is my business partner, who doesn’t know she’s my business partner, and who I guess I haven’t done any business with since 2013, when her sex tape came out and I was lucky enough to get featured on an actual relevant website, since we know that this isn’t an actual relevant website, all because I had the exclusive squirting clip, which you’d assume would make me an actual relevant website, but the internet doesn’t really work that way….some sites get all the love, and others are sort of in existence but no one actually cares about them or check in on them, since it’s a lot of the same shit for 14 years, but isn’t everything alot of the same shit, I get it I’m not Instagram or Facebook Owned you pricks….but at least I keep doing this for the 1 -2 people who care…..it is loyalty man…committed to a cause I haven’t figured out yet…but figure if I live another 14 years I still won’t have figured out…but I will still be updating this shi…it’s a habit. Anyway, I made 10k off her sex tape, the squirt scene…I’ve seen her get fucked up the ass, I’ve see her ass get implants, her tits get bolted on…the mental illness that is celebrity and fame…an empire collapsing, but still existing…from Teen Mom, slutty teen getting on TV, to thong bikinis…all while being horse faced and disgusting…pretty fucking brilliant run. I would watch her biopic and you’d probably jerk off to it. That is why I appreciate both you and Farrah. Equally sick fucking weirdos. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So a lot of people haven't been too into Pete Davidson lately. Well, a lot of people haven't been into Pete Davidson for a long time, but let's just focus on what's been going on lately, OK? His breakup with Ariana Grande has quite a bit to do with this — she has a lot of really hardcore fans, and they're not happy with him right now. But even besides all the Ariana drama, he's gotten a ton of backlash for some jokes he made about Dan Crenshaw last week on Saturday Night Live. In case you missed this story and also don't keep up with politics, Dan Crenshaw is a Congressman-elect from Texas. He's also a veteran who wears an eye patch because his eye was destroyed in combat. Last week during the Weekend Update segment, Pete was mocking the appearance of several candidates in the midterm elections. And when Crenshaw came up, he said that he looked like “a hit man in a porno movie.” “I'm sorry,” he continued, “I know he lost his eye in war or whatever. Whatever.” Except to many people, it was not whatever. Pete got a whole lot of hate for his comment, which was definitely fair. As Crenshaw himself tweeted, SNL should recognize “that vets don't deserve to see their wounds used as punchlines for bad jokes.” It was honestly a pretty big controversy last week. So what about this week?! Pete showed up on Weekend Update once again, this time to apologize. “I mean this from the bottom of my heart,” he explained, “it was a poor choice of words.” “The man is a war hero and he deserves all the respect in the world, and if any good came of this, maybe it was that for one day the left and the right came together to agree on something: that I'm a dick .” At that point, Dan Crenshaw showed up and asked “You think?” Pete apologized directly to him, and he accepted it — it was a genuinely nice moment. But then Crenshaw's phone started ringing with an Ariana Grande song as his ringtone. And that's when things got beautiful. The song played for a bit, and then Pete told him that to get him back for what he said during the last episode, he could check out a picture of him and mock his appearance. When they pulled up a photo of Pete, Crenshaw said that he looked like “if the meth from Breaking Bad was a person.” Next, he said he looked like “a troll doll with a tapeworm,” and then “Martin Short from Santa Clause 3.” For that one, he added that “one of those people was good on SNL,” meaning Martin Short, obviously. To wrap things up, Crenshaw gave a serious message about what this whole scandal could teach us all — how important it is to respect veterans. And at the end of the video, when the audience was applauding, you can hear Pete lean in and tell him “you're a good man.” So everything's been settled, right? Is Pete likable yet? Check out the video below to see the whole thing for yourself, and let us know your thoughts:
Last night was Farrah Abraham’s big boxing match! Or, well, it was supposed to be, anyway. Last night, Farrah was scheduled to fight Hoopz from Flavor of Love in Atlantic City, but sadly, it never came to be. The boxing match was for charity, but our girl backed out because the promoter wouldn’t play for airfare and hotel rooms for like 30 “friends” of hers. Really, that’s what happened. She insisted that she was promised all those rooms and plane tickets, but the organizers denied it, and obviously refused to cater to her insane demands. So she refused to fight. It’s unclear now what’s going to happen with all of that — she could very well be sued for breaking her contract . But the show went on with Mob Wives star Natalie DiDonato taking over for Farrah . Hoopz won, by the way. Meanwhile, Farrah went to Maldives with her daughter, Sophia, and in between posing for lame pictures and being her usual awful self, she gave an interview to Hollywood Life. And, in usual Farrah fashion, it didn’t really make a whole lot of sense but it was entertaining just the same. First, she advised “anyone associated to the criminal fraud promoters” of the fight “to cease and desist using my name for attention of their failed fight to steal money and use celebrities.” Those celebs, by the way, include “Hoopz, Catelynn, and other low-class wannabe celebrities like Drita.” Drita officiated the fight, an excellent choice since she got into that spectacular feud with Farrah earlier this year — that’s shy she’s bringing her up. And the Catelynn she’s referring to here is none of than Catelynn Lowell. Because she went to the fight! As Cate explained in an Instagram post a few days ago, she went to Atlantic City with Tyler because they were “supposed to see Farrah get laid the hell out by Hoopz thennn she dropped out!” She also called Farrah a “scared sissy” and suggested that she “grow a pair,” which was pretty rich. After all, the whole match was to raise awareness against anti-bullying, so to bully Farrah there was just an odd choice. Lots of other people agreed, so many that Catelynn ended up turning the comments off on her post. Anyway, about Catelynn, Drita, and Hoopz, Farrah claimed that they were all “planning to make a mockery of anti-bullying, and as some are moms, it’s disgusting.” She continued by saying that “Since Teen Mom ratings are lowest ever without me, the Teen Mom groupes including Javi, Catelynn and more teen cast members still went to Atlantic City and said that I wasn’t there, as I’m the reason everyone was going.” “Gone are the days I’m around people who are jealous of me — it’s clear I’m the winner over the bullies of this failed event.” “I’ve still won,” she said. “I’m in the Maldives, where they can’t even afford to come.” “Atlantic City is more in their bracket, and happy they paid to watch me.” She’s really not holding back, is she? Farrah wrapped things up by saying that “Like everyone else, I would never watch fake Teen Mom trash drama anymore.” Instead, “the Kardashian parenting is much better to watch,” which is just a really bizarre and also false thing to say here. “Hope the show doesn’t tank,” she added, ” but looks like it has without me .” “Going snorkeling!” And as much as it hurts to admit it, those kinds of quotes are why Farrah is such an icon. Is her absence the reason why Teen Mom OG ratings aren’t so great the season? Maybe. Is she a little delusional in slamming all of these other poeple for destroying the boxing match’s anti-bullying message when she’s said far worse many, many times ? View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham on Teen Mom OG: LOL! Such a F–king Joke Without ME! Absolutely. But hey, that’s just Farrah!
It’s Halloween, y’all! Well, it’s the weekend before Halloween, but since most people can’t put on revealing clothes and party until the wee hours of the morning on a weekday, the holiday is being observed now. And oh, what a time it always is! Lots of celebrities take Halloween very seriously — Heidi Klum comes to mind, of course, and the Kardashians usually get into it in a different way. Then there’s Farrah Abraham. Brace yourselves for this one, friends, because it is rough . Last night, Farrah shared this video on Instagram: Farrah Abraham: Happy Halloween, Here are My Boobs! There she is with Sophia, and right away, you can see they’re all dolled up in wigs and elaborate makeup . “Happy Halloweeners,” Farrah begins, because she is the absolute worst. She explains that they’re getting ready to go out, which is “lit,” then shows off their fancy little bag. Except she’s clearly showing off her boobs, not the bag. Meanwhile, Sophia is in the background, moving her head and not smiling. The whole thing is really very uncomfortable , and as always, her followers were quick to call her out for it. “Your child is right there and you’re putting the camera to your boobs?” one of them asked. “Poor kid.” Another person shared the same sentiment, writing “Poor Sophia … she should be with kids her age not her skanky mom!!” Several people called her “disgusting” for doing all of this around Sophia, and lots of other people thought it was actually very sad. As one of her followers put it, “Sophia has no childhood.” It’s also sad in a different way — someone exclaimed “Omg if my mom dressed like that in public with me I would be so embarrassed.” Can you imagine? Like, can you really, honestly imagine what it would be like if Farrah Abraham was your mom ? “Poor Sophia” is right. To quote one more Instagram user, it’s “pathetic that you take your nine year old out to party with you cause you don’t have a man or any friends!” Because it seems like they did go out to party. If you listen closely — and if you can focus on anything beyond Farrah’s screeching — you can hear music. And if you were able to check out her Instagram story, you could see that she was definitely in a club last night. She was wearing the same costume, and she had that same “lit” bag. So … where was Sophia? Was she at the club, too, like this video we’re talking about now sort of implied? Was there some sort of family friendly party at the club before the real party started, and in this scenario, would Farrah’s exposed breasts count as “family friendly”? Did Farrah dump Sophia with a nanny to go trick or treating while she went to this event? Did Sophia just, like, wait in the car while Farrah had her adult fun? From the evidence we’ve seen so far, it’s hard to say what exactly happening. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Defends Parenting: I Swear I’m Not a Junkie OR a Porn Star! But from Farrah’s costume along, we have a good feeling it was pretty darn appropriate. Which is really just Farrah being Farrah, right?
As you’ve likely heard by now, Bristol Palin will be joining the cast of Teen Mom OG for the show’s upcoming eighth season. Bristol is one of two new cast members replacing the fired Farrah Abraham , the other being former The Challenge star Cheyenne Floyd. But Farrah has become desperate in her efforts to remain relevant as of late, so perhaps it should come as no surprise that she decided to launch an attack against the more high profile of her usurpers. Yes, for about a month now, Farrah has been talking smack about Bristol every chance she gets. And of course, she’s been favoring the old “why are you so obsessed with me?!” card and accusing Bristol of biting her style. Bristol appeared on Jenny McCarthy’s Sirius XM show earlier this week, and the unhinged host showed little interest in vaccinating Palin from the infectious disease that is Farrah: “Farrah had said something about you, saying, ‘She looks like she wants to be me,’” McCarthy said At first, Palin was sympathetic and allowed for the possibility that she and Farrah have suffered similar mistreatment by the press: “Girlfriend. I watch the show. I kind of felt bad,” she said about Abraham. “I know how it feels to be judged off the bat. I feel like I walk into a room and people just whisper.” From there, Bristol went into mild shade-throwing mode, stating that she pities poor Farrah for the obvious difficulty she’s experiencing in her post-MTV life: “I watch the show. Maybe she’s just misunderstood. Poor girl, I feel so bad.” When McCarthy directly quoted Abraham as saying, “She’s trying to be me,” Palin finally lost it. “Girlfriend, you could not pay me to want to be anything like you,” Bristol said. “Honestly. No, I’m not trying to be like her.” From there, Bristol was off on a rant, confirming that those who have had actual interactions with Farrah share the opinion of those who have only watched her from afar — the girl is batsh-t crazy. “This is the only time I’m going to address it. I can’t stand people like that,” Bristol raged. “They are just searching for attention. So, it’s poke, poke, poke. No. You’re like that on the show because that’s how you are.” We didn’t think Farrah could sink any lower than she already had, but amazingly she’s found a way to look like the psychotic one in a feud with a freakin’ Palin. View Slideshow: Jeremy Calvert to Teen Mom Fans: Leave Farrah Abraham Alone!
It’s been almost ten months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG . The reasons for her dismissal vary, depending on whose version of events you believe, but whether it was Farrah’s work as a camgirl or her notoriously horrendous attitude that got her canned, the upshot remains the same: Ms. Abraham is no longer a cast member on the show that made her famous. But that doesn’t mean she’s through working for the network that gave her her big break. According to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, Farrah is currently in her second week of filming for MTV’s Ex on the Beach Season 2. She’ll be joined on the notoriously drama-packed series by her most volatile ex, Simon Saran. The news may come as a shock to TMOG fans, due to the fact that when Farrah and Simon broke up last year, it was not on the best of terms. In fact, these two took shots at each other on social media for months after they parted ways. Now, they’ll do battle and plot revenge hookups with other pseudo-celebs on the sunny beaches of Malibu. According to The Ashley , Saran revealed his involvement with the show in a recent social media post. And we think it’s safe to say he sounded less than enthused about the experience. “MTV appearance, f-ck it, why not,” Saran wrote on Instagram this week. In a way, this is a double-reconciliation of sorts for Farrah. In addition to crossing paths with Saran again, Farrah is once more working with Viacom, the network that owns MTV. It’s a bit of an unexpected reunion as Abraham sued Viacom for wrongful dismissal after she was fired from TMOG. Maybe the company decided to throw her a one-off gig as part of her severance package. Or maybe they’ve finally figured out what fans have known all along — obnoxious as she may be, Farrah is ratings gold. Whatever the case, we applaud the decision to re-introduce one of the most memorable trainwrecks in the history of reality TV. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Defends Parenting: I Swear I’m Not a Junkie OR a Porn Star!
Yesterday, we reported on rumors that Farrah Abraham is an out of control drunk who likes to get blackout hammered while partying at Barry’s. Is Barry’s a bar? Is it just the residence of some dude named Barry? Has Farrah been partying with misters Bonds, Sanders, or Manilow? We have no freaking idea. According to Z-list actress and sometime Farrah acquaintance Phoebe Price, though, Farrah can be found getting sh-tfaced at Barry’s. More nights than not. Anyway, Ms. Price obviously enjoyed the attention she received from bashing Farrah yesterday, so today, she’s doubling down on her claims. Among those claims? That Abraham receives money in exchange for performing various sexual acts on paying customers. Really. “She’s a high-class hooker,” Price tells Radar Online, the venerable celebrity gossip outlet that broke this story yesterday. “She meets men on very exclusive websites, and one guy she went to meet in Dubai,” says Price. “She dumped her last guy because he lied on [celebrity dating site] Raya about his income.” The crazy part? Price may not be full of it. As Radar points out, Farrah did travel to Dubai – with her 9-year-old daughter, Sophia, in tow – back in May. More incredibly, as Farrah herself once said, Farrah dabbles in businessmen , among other career pursuits. Price goes on to allege that Farrah’s frequent cosmetic procedures have resulted in a debilitating addiction to prescription painkillers. “She gets pills with all these procedures she gets done,” Price claims. “She claims to have pain afterward,” she adds. “I think it makes her really moody.” We may have created a monster by getting so much pleasure from Phoebe’s unrepentant shade-throwing. “She drinks too much. She pops pills too much. She’s a bad mom. And I wouldn’t be surprised if Sophia gets taken away,” the actress says. “She leaves her with babysitters and she tries to get rid of Sophia every chance she gets. She tries to act for the camera like she is a great mom.” Price goes on to compare Farrah to another troubled – albeit much more famous – star who has been in the news this week. Phoebe claims that if Farrah doesn’t get her act together, she’s headed for an overdose such as the one recently suffered by Demi Lovato . “She has to get her life in check or she could end up another Demi Lovato,” Price says. “It all started with alcohol with Demi.” “She needs help. I know she has many issues and needs help, especially because of Sophia. I have known other people with bipolar.” Needless to say, those are some serious allegations. In fact, if this were anyone other than Ms. Abraham we were talking about here, we might have trouble believing such stories. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Hilarious, Delusional LinkedIn Profile Revealed! Not surprisingly, Farrah was quick to dismiss the Price’s claims as “lame crap,” claiming that she has no time to party. After all, she’s focusing on her new career as the female Floyd Mayweather … or whatever her LinkedIn page says. ” I don’t drink at all,” Abraham tells Radar. “I’m training two times a day for my boxing match … I’m too busy running companies, working on my shows, films, and being with my child.” And dating on Bumble when she’s not allegedly high-class hookering. Hard to keep track of our girl these days … View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Her Hilarious Dating Profile Revealed! [Exclusive] As for her short-lived friendship with Price, Farrah says that’s a thing of the past, because Phoebe sucks basically. “I don’t speak with her anymore, as she is too jealous of my success,” Farrah claims. “She is a horrible person.” Well, you know what they say: It takes one to know one.
Sure, Farrah Abraham is still fired from Teen Mom OG , but that doesn't mean she's about to go gently into the good night of former reality star obscurity. In fact, she's been on her grind more than ever lately, making tabloid headlines like it's her job … which we suppose it sort of is. In the past few weeks, Farrah has been arrested for assault ; she's launched feuds with fellow washed-up reality stars, and of course, she's been posting scantily-clad photos to her social media pages. The girl has a product to sell, and it's herself. She's banking on people like you wanting to know all about her hopes, dreams, and upcoming porn projects. And now, it seems she's under the impression that you'll be willing to pay for that privilege: 1. The Farrah Files Yes, folks, it’s finally here — the app that puts all others to shame! Take a hike, Google Maps! Beat it, Uber! The official farrah Abraham app is now available for download! 2. Creativity — Not Her Strong Suit Yes, quite lamely, the app is named simply “Farrah Abraham.” This might create confusion among fans who wish to purchase Farrah’s, um … other services. 3. Knowing Her Audience But what Farrah lacks in innovation, she makes up for with shameless self-promotion. Here she is pitching her app to fans as only she can. 4. Come Again? For the most part, she’s clearly just reading from cue cards here, but there’s a weird bit at the end about how much she likes “the outdoors and summer.” Anyway, it might be the least nonsensical she’s ever been. 5. A Heaping Helping of Word Salad And of course, no Farrah post would be complete without a massive block of emoji-laden text as a caption. “I’m freakin out my first app launched today at the @apple store,” Farrah wrote, adding that she’s hoping to take a break Instagram and Twitter for the foreseeable future. 6. Farrah For Sale! “So happy I have my own app now & can have a break from social media! Enter to win a LA trip to join me for my App launch pool party!” Abraham wrote. Yes, Farrah wants to invite one lucky fan to bang … sorry, we mean HANG with her in Los Angeles. View Slideshow
