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The Bachelorette Preview: WTF is Luke Doing Here?!?

The Bachelorette may finally be done with Luke Parker. But this preview for next Monday night's all-new episode of the ABC series makes one thing unfortunately clear: Luke Parker is not done with The Bachelorette. Despite Hannah sending this sexist loser home this week, the footage featured on this page hones in first on the reaction of Parker's fellow suitors to his rejection. Needless to say, Tyler Cameron, Jed Wyatt and Peter Weber are pretty psyched about Hannah finally coming to her senses. “The Luke P. show's over, boys,” Tyler tells Jed and Peter in the sneak peek, to which Jed responds: “I've never been so stoked to see someone leave.” Hannah also seems more relaxed and content than ever “with Luke out of the picture,” as she puts it, adding: “It allows me to finally look at my other relationships.” One would think this would be the case, until one sees that Luke is on his way back to the mansion, despite Hannah giving him the very clear heave-ho just moments earlier. “Hannah thought there's no way I'd want to be with her after the last thing she told me, and she's sadly mistaken,” Luke says, referring to Hannah throwing in Luke's face the fact that she slept with two other guys on the show. Yes, folks, we're very sorry: Luke will return next week. “This isn't over for me yet. This my heart we're talking about here,” Luke tells Hannah, somehow expecting Brown to welcome him back with open arms we guess. But she does no such thing. “This isn't about your heart,” she screams at him in the explosive trailer. “F-cking leave!” Shortly after Hannah makes this declaration, the other three men surround Luke and tell him to seriously skip town right at that very moment… or else. Things get very close to getting very ugly and physical here. The camera cuts away at this point, however, giving us a glimpse at the upcoming Men Tell All special. On this week's emotional and controversial episode, Luke outed himself as a sexist pig, sex-shaming Hannah as follows: “If you told me you're going to have sex or you had sex with one or multiple of these guys I would be wanting to go home 100 percent.” Because Brown did have sex with one or multiple of these guys, and because Luke doesn't frickin own her, Hannah shoots back: “You're questioning me and you're judging me and feel like you have the right to when you don't at this point. “And I get when you care for somebody that you don't want to think about somebody being intimate with another person. But guess what, sex might be a sin out of marriage, pride is a sin, too, and I feel like this is a pride thing.” And later? After she fully tells Luke off and tells him to hit the road? “I don't owe you anything at this point. Do you not understand that? I have bent over backwards for this relationship, so I don't owe you anything.” Oh, yeah, and she also had sex on the show and “Jesus still loves me,” dude. Just amazing all around. Check out the promo now!

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Vivica A. Fox: Farrah Abraham Tried to Fight Me! I Would Whup Her Ass!

Vivica A. Fox is opening up for the first time about a memorable encounter with Farrah Abraham. It seems the actress and the reality star very nearly came to blows after Farrah's appearance on Fox's short-lived talk show Face the Truth. As you may recall, Farrah submitted to a drug test during her appearance on the show, and … we think it's safe to say she diidn't receive the results she had hoped for. Farrah tested positive for barbiturates, and it's anyone's guess as to how that's possible. We were pretty sure they stopped giving those things out around the time Elvis croaked in that gas station bathroom. Anyway, Farrah claimed the test was fake, and apparently she absolutely lost her sh-t backstage and accused Fox of setting her up. “Farrah, Farrah, Farrah,” Fox said in response to a caller's question. “She was in huge denial to be very honest with you, she was pissed at us. And she thought that we had tainted her drug test,” the actress continued. “I was like, 'Yeah so someone else went and peed in your cup and we just brought it out here.' And so, it was sad.” Meddling with drug tests isn't the sort of activity talk show hosts usually engage in, so Vivica was understandably peeved at the accusation. But as usual, no one was more pissed off than Farrah, who apparently got so pissed she attempted to get physical with Farrah. “And then she said she wanted to fight me so I was like, 'You know I trained for 'Kill Bill' right?'” Fox continued. “[Abraham] tried to knock out a water bottle and her thumb was out with the punch. So bad.” We're 100 percent Team Vivica on this one, but is she aware that Kill Bill came out 16 years ago, and she gets her ass handed to her in her only fight scene? Again, Farrah is wholly ridiculous, but so is that thing where actors think they're badass simply because they once played a badass. Just sayin'. To her credit, Fox ended things on a positive note, saying: “But you know I pray for Farrah and I hope she gets better especially because she's got a young daughter.” We all hope that — but there's really no point in wishing Farrah well. Like a toddler, once she decides she hates you, she's remarkably good at sticking to her guns.

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Farrah Abraham Finishes Community Service, Might Still Go to Jail!

Reality TV villain Farrah Abraham’s bad behavior on television has made her a wealthy, famous woman. Her bad behavior in real life, on the other hand, nearly put her behind bars. She’s now weaseled out of some of the trouble she was in by completing anger management. Is Farrah a better person now? RadarOnline spoke to Los Angeles County D.A. spokesperson Ricardo Santiago. “The restitution hearing was taken off calendar without prejudice,” Santiago shares. “And,” he continues. “The defendant, through her attorney, submitted proof of completion of 50 hours of Community Service and Anger Management.” The image of Farrah Abraham doing community service is admittedly very funny. Farrah in court-ordered anger management could almost be its own TV series. However, Farrah’s not entirely in the clear. Not yet. “The only thing that remains,” Santiago notes. “Is the payment of fines and fees.” Farrah, at least, can afford it. Last year, Farrah pleaded guilty to resisting, obstructing, or delaying an officer. As part of the deal that she had struck, her charge of battery was dismissed. Hilariously, she was also very specifically ordered to avoid the Beverly Hills Hotel’s Polo Lounge. It was that lounge where Farrah allegedly became violent. Elisabeth Albanese of the Beverly Hills Police Department described the situation to RadarOnline at the time. “Officers noted that Abraham exhibited signs of intoxication during the investigation,” Albanese shared. To be fair, Farrah does not have to drink in order to become belligerent and for her words to make no sense. “A male adult hotel security officer reported that he asked Abraham to leave the hotel,” Albanese explained. This was only “after she refused to disengage from a verbal altercation with hotel guests.” “The security officer reported that Abraham struck him in the face with her forearm, grabbed his ear, and pushed him in the face,” Albanese added. All of this happened “as he attempted to prevent her from re-entering the hotel.” Wow . We admit that we were mostly joking when we rhetorically asked if Farrah is now a good person. It’s true that anger management therapy can help people to assess their own behavior and make changes. But first of all, it doesn’t undo who you are as a person, let alone magically erase your past misdeeds. Second of all, and more importantly, you have to actually want to change and improve yourself. As far as Farrah is concerned, she’s always right, everyone else is merely out to get her, and she doesn’t need to change. Why mess with “perfection,” right? Farrah appears to have deeply rooted personality issues. A mandatory course of anger management coupled with some community service isn’t enough to address the problem. We can easily imagine her grumbling under her breath and putting on that angry-fake-smile when someone is looking at her. Remember, this is a woman who went on television, was told that her test came back positive, and insisted that it must be fake. Even when the hosts attempted to humor her by saying “well maybe it’s a false positive,” she wouldn’t let it go. She wanted to know why the test produced a “false” positive. She was demanding that people not just humor her, but actively defend her. So, we don’t expect Farrah so suddenly become a good or calm person. Honestly, that would be a death sentence for her career as a reality star. Her whole brand is that she’s the worst. However, we hope that she at least learned her lesson. Physical violence is just … not okay. Not okay with reality TV castmates, and not okay with security guards who are just doing their jobs. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Gives Daughter Fat Stack of Cash From Tooth Fairy ‘Cause That’s Farrah Abraham For You

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Farrah Abraham Slash Tooth Fairy Gives Soph Fat Stack of Cash

Farrah Abraham often attracts criticism for her parenting style, and with very good reason. In fact, what Farrah does in relation to her daughter qualifies as “parenting” only by the loosest definition of the term. Thoroughly devoted to being the cool mom, Farrah makes Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls look like a paragon of selfless responsibility. Farrah has two goals in raising her 9-year-old daughter Sophia, and neither of them has anything to do with the girl's health, happiness, or education: She wants Sophia to grow up to be just like her, and she wants to be her daughter's very best friend. And sometimes, the latter objective requires Farrah to slip Sophia a massive cash bribe. Take a look: 1. Besties Sophia often travels with Farrah on work trips and joins her at age-inappropriate red carpet events. 2. Beats the Alternative? We guess it’s better than always leaving her kid at home when she travels … but not by much. 3. The Problem You see, Farrah doesn’t bring Sophia along so that the two of them can engage in some mother-daughter bonding. 4. Stage Mom No, her stated goal is to make Sophia internationally famous before she reaches the age of 10 — and she feels parading her on red carpets is a good way to boost the child’s visibility. 5. Two-Pronged Attack Of course, that’s not Farrah’s only method bolstering her daughter’s career as a professional famous person. 6. Insta Princess Sophia is also a staple on social media, where her age-inappropriate selfies often attract widespread criticism. Of course, Farrah is of the opinion that bad attention is better than no attention. View Slideshow

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Farrah Abraham: My Daughter Loves My Nude Pics!

Farrah Abraham … Do we honestly even need to do an introduction at this point? Farrah did something awful and inappropriate that will likely warp her poor daughter's mind forever. It's hardly the first time. Yes, it involves nude photos. Yes, for real. Let's just get right into the madness, all right? 1. OK … Before we get started, let’s just take a few deep breaths. Let’s center ourselves, get into a calm headspace, and really prepare ourselves for the horror that is another story about Farrah Abraham’s parenting. 2. We Good? Let’s go. 3. Real Talk If we’re being perfectly honest, and you know we are, Farrah has never been a great parent. 4. Fair Enough In the beginning, it may have been a little understandable. After all, she was still legally a child herself when she gave birth to Sophia, and the girl’s father passed away before she was even born. 5. However … But as time went on, she really became just an absolute train wreck. 6. Poor Kid When Sophia was a baby, Farrah would often leave her in places and situations where she could — and sometimes did — get hurt. On the edge of a tall bad, at the top of a staircase, in a sink during bathtime … she left her unsupervised in all those spots. View Slideshow

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Farrah Abraham: Catelynn Lowell is DISGUSTING!

Last night was Farrah Abraham’s big boxing match! Or, well, it was supposed to be, anyway. Last night, Farrah was scheduled to fight Hoopz from Flavor of Love in Atlantic City, but sadly, it never came to be. The boxing match was for charity, but our girl backed out because the promoter wouldn’t play for airfare and hotel rooms for like 30 “friends” of hers. Really, that’s what happened. She insisted that she was promised all those rooms and plane tickets, but the organizers denied it, and obviously refused to cater to her insane demands. So she refused to fight. It’s unclear now what’s going to happen with all of that — she could very well be sued for breaking her contract . But the show went on with Mob Wives star Natalie DiDonato taking over for Farrah . Hoopz won, by the way. Meanwhile, Farrah went to Maldives with her daughter, Sophia, and in between posing for lame pictures and being her usual awful self, she gave an interview to Hollywood Life. And, in usual Farrah fashion, it didn’t really make a whole lot of sense but it was entertaining just the same. First, she advised “anyone associated to the criminal fraud promoters” of the fight “to cease and desist using my name for attention of their failed fight to steal money and use celebrities.” Those celebs, by the way, include “Hoopz, Catelynn, and other low-class wannabe celebrities like Drita.” Drita officiated the fight, an excellent choice since she got into that spectacular feud with Farrah earlier this year — that’s shy she’s bringing her up. And the Catelynn she’s referring to here is none of than Catelynn Lowell. Because she went to the fight! As Cate explained in an Instagram post a few days ago, she went to Atlantic City with Tyler because they were “supposed to see Farrah get laid the hell out by Hoopz thennn she dropped out!” She also called Farrah a “scared sissy” and suggested that she “grow a pair,” which was pretty rich. After all, the whole match was to raise awareness against anti-bullying, so to bully Farrah there was just an odd choice. Lots of other people agreed, so many that Catelynn ended up turning the comments off on her post. Anyway, about Catelynn, Drita, and Hoopz, Farrah claimed that they were all “planning to make a mockery of anti-bullying, and as some are moms, it’s disgusting.” She continued by saying that “Since Teen Mom ratings are lowest ever without me, the Teen Mom groupes including Javi, Catelynn and more teen cast members still went to Atlantic City and said that I wasn’t there, as I’m the reason everyone was going.” “Gone are the days I’m around people who are jealous of me — it’s clear I’m the winner over the bullies of this failed event.” “I’ve still won,” she said. “I’m in the Maldives, where they can’t even afford to come.” “Atlantic City is more in their bracket, and happy they paid to watch me.” She’s really not holding back, is she? Farrah wrapped things up by saying that “Like everyone else, I would never watch fake Teen Mom trash drama anymore.” Instead, “the Kardashian parenting is much better to watch,” which is just a really bizarre and also false thing to say here. “Hope the show doesn’t tank,” she added, ” but looks like it has without me .” “Going snorkeling!” And as much as it hurts to admit it, those kinds of quotes are why Farrah is such an icon. Is her absence the reason why Teen Mom OG ratings aren’t so great the season? Maybe. Is she a little delusional in slamming all of these other poeple for destroying the boxing match’s anti-bullying message when she’s said far worse many, many times ? View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham on Teen Mom OG: LOL! Such a F–king Joke Without ME! Absolutely. But hey, that’s just Farrah!

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Farrah Abraham Refuses to Be Screwed… by Celebrity Boxing Promoter

For one of the first times in her life, Farrah Abraham refuses to be screwed. The former Teen Mom OG star, who was fired by MTV back in February due to her prominent amateur pornography career, has spent the last several weeks promoting her upcoming boxing match. Yes, we’re serious: Farrah Abraham was going to get inside of a ring and participate in an actuak boxing match. Her opponent was going to be  Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander , who is an actual person best known for appearing on VH1 reality shows Flavor of Love and I Love Money. The brawl was going to go down on November 10 in Atlantic City and at least a few dozen people were likely going to be in attendance. But they can now make alternate plans. Because Abraham tells TMZ the fight is off. Why would Abraham do something she never asked her sex tape co-stars to do, pull out? According to insiders, the event’s promoter, Damon Feldman, had agreed to foot the hotel, travel and fight bills for basically everyone Farrah has ever met. Feldman specifically promised Abraham he could cover her over 32 hotel rooms, six plane tickets and around 25 fight tickets. Why did Farrah need so 32 hotel rooms when she apparently only needed six people flown in for the match? It’s unclear. But TMZ writes that Feldman backed out of his end of the deal this week… … and Abraham, who knows a thing or two about back ends, responded by dropping out of the barely-anticipated event. If the promoter cannot cover these expenses for her and her loved ones, Abraham says she will not fight. Naturally, there are two sides to this story, however — and Feldman tells the aforementioned website that he nver agreed contractually to any of the flight or hotel fees mentioned above. Conversely, he says Farrah has agreed on paper to take part in the match, and that she’ll be in major legal trouble if she backs out. Neither Farrah nor her manager, David Weintraub, have responded to inquiries about this topic. Nor have they commented on Feldman’s allegation that Abraham started making crazy demands just this week and only claimed she’s pulling out after they weren’t met. With, like, 37 or 38 people probably a little bit excited for the bout, let’s hope it takes place. Or not. We don’t really care one way or the other. Do you?!?!?!? View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham on Teen Mom OG: LOL! Such a F–king Joke Without ME!

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Farrah Abraham: Did She Really Get Ab Implants?!

It’s been almost a year since Farrah Abraham got fired from Teen Mom OG , but the former reality star has had no trouble keeping busy during that time. Unfortunately, her favorite pastimes these days all have to do with violence. Yes, Farrah has always been an angry person but she’s never been quite this committed to physical violence. And we’re not just talking about the incident back in June when Farrah attacked an employee at the Beverly Hills Hotel. No, that little episode just gave her a taste for blood, and these days, Sophia’s mother is actually making a career out of punching people. Yes, Farrah is rebranding herself as a “celebrity boxer.” And even though she’s having a hard time convincing any of her fellow “celebrities” to step into the ring, ( Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton both turned Farrah down ), she’s clearly taking her training very seriously. As proof, Farrah posted this photo of herself alongside her equally ripped trainer, Tony Thomas. “Look at us & our Abs,” Farrah captioned the pic. Now, Farrah has obviously been focusing on her fitness these past few weeks, but results like that are enough to make anyone suspicious. After all, the girl can work out all she wants, but it’s not as if she’s without vices. (Farrah was smashed out of her gourd during the Beverly Hills Hotel incident, for example.) Plus, Abraham is widely despised by her social media followers, so perhaps it should come as no surprise that fans are throwing major shade in response to her latest pics. Did Farrah get ab implants? Is she juicing? Should all current and former Teen Moms be subjected to random drug tests? As far as we can tell the answers are “probably not,” “very likely,” and “absolutely.” Look, we kid Farrah because it’s so fun and easy. In all likelihood, those results are totally natural and she’ll be cutting quite an intimidating figure when she steps into the ring against Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander. She might not be ready to divulge her secrets, but there’s no denying that the girl is putting the “ab” back “Abraham.” View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham on Teen Mom OG: LOL! Such a F–king Joke Without ME!

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Farrah Abraham to Fans: Buy My App & I Might Hang Out With You Losers!

Sure, Farrah Abraham is still fired from Teen Mom OG , but that doesn't mean she's about to go gently into the good night of former reality star obscurity. In fact, she's been on her grind more than ever lately, making tabloid headlines like it's her job … which we suppose it sort of is. In the past few weeks,  Farrah has been arrested for assault ; she's launched feuds with fellow washed-up reality stars, and of course, she's been posting scantily-clad photos to her social media pages. The girl has a product to sell, and it's herself. She's banking on people like you wanting to know all about her hopes, dreams, and upcoming porn projects. And now, it seems she's under the impression that you'll be willing to pay for that privilege: 1. The Farrah Files Yes, folks, it’s finally here — the app that puts all others to shame! Take a hike, Google Maps! Beat it, Uber! The official farrah Abraham app is now available for download! 2. Creativity — Not Her Strong Suit Yes, quite lamely, the app is named simply “Farrah Abraham.” This might create confusion among fans who wish to purchase Farrah’s, um … other services. 3. Knowing Her Audience But what Farrah lacks in innovation, she makes up for with shameless self-promotion. Here she is pitching her app to fans as only she can. 4. Come Again? For the most part, she’s clearly just reading from cue cards here, but there’s a weird bit at the end about how much she likes “the outdoors and summer.” Anyway, it might be the least nonsensical she’s ever been. 5. A Heaping Helping of Word Salad And of course, no Farrah post would be complete without a massive block of emoji-laden text as a caption. “I’m freakin out my first app launched today at the @apple store,” Farrah wrote, adding that she’s hoping to take a break Instagram and Twitter for the foreseeable future. 6. Farrah For Sale! “So happy I have my own app now & can have a break from social media! Enter to win a LA trip to join me for my App launch pool party!” Abraham wrote. Yes, Farrah wants to invite one lucky fan to bang … sorry, we mean HANG with her in Los Angeles. View Slideshow

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Farrah Abraham: Headed to Jail For Assault, Resisting Arrest?!

When Farrah Abraham got arrested at the Beverly Hills Hotel last month, it initially looked as though she might walk away from the situation scot-free. Though she remained in jail for more than 24 hours awaiting bail, prosecutors took their sweet time deciding whether or not she should be charged for allegedly assaulting a staff member at the hotel. Well, good news for all you Farrah-haters out there: Not only have the powers that be determined Ms. Abraham should go before a judge for the attack, they’ve also decided to charge her with resisting arrest! This, according to TMZ, who reports that if she’s convicted on both charges, Farrah could face up to 18 months in prison . There was a time when we’d say there’s no way someone with Farrah’s wealth, connections, and whiteness would ever go to jail over a pair of misdemeanors, but there are several factors that lead us to believe she might actually wind up doing time. For starters, there’s the egregious nature of her offense. Farrah didn’t justice resist arrest, she told the cops to “f-ck off,” repeatedly and in front of a video camera. To make matters worse, Farrah’s 9-year-old daughter, Sophia, was in the hotel at the time of the incident. Granted, she was upstairs asleep, but still. Getting completely hammered and assaulting someone who was probably just trying to do his job while your young daughter is asleep under the same roof is … not a good look. And while there was a time when pretty much every celebrity carried a wallet full of “get out of jail free” cards, those days are long gone. In fact, Farrah’s years as a reality star might actually work to her disadvantage . A decade of abusive and often violent behavior has been documented by camera crews and can now be viewed by a sentencing judge as a sort of impartial character witness. And since Farrah was recently fired by MTV, she no longer enjoys the sort of personal wealth that might allow her to assemble an OJ-esque legal dream team. That doesn’t mean Farrah is poor, of course — or remotely worried about her situation. In fact, this week saw the launch of Farrah’s first app, which promises subscribers such perks as (non-porn) “exclusive” videos and the opportunity to follow Farrah on her own in-app social media network. The venture probably won’t make her much money, but it serves as a reminder that Farrah is so delusional she would never consider the possibility that she’s not actually above the law. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: ARRESTED For Attacking Hotel Employee!!! (Updated)

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