The Duggars really enjoy offering parenting advice to their fans. We're sure some folks appreciate this tendency, but it seems that just as many resent the unsolicited counsel. After all, the Duggars could really benefit from tending to their own backyard, so when they get a tad too preachy, their fans are often quick to call them out. This phenomenon took place in a big way this week, when Jill Duggar offered up some painfully obvious insights on parenting on her Instagram page. 1. Jill the Mom Jill is a mother of two, and she obviously takes parenting very seriously. She homeschools her kids and loves to share parenting tips on social media. 2. Helping or Hurting? Some fans find Jill’s tips helpful, while others feel that she tends to be a bit preachy while offering advice that’s already well-known to most parents. 3. Obvious Child Recently, Jill posted a new post on her blog about the importance of allowing children to play outside. 4. Yes, Really Apparently, Jill is under the impression that “let them play outside” is some sort of groundbreaking approach to parenting. 5. Jill Needs to Chill Needless to say, fans weren’t exactly blown away with Jill’s helpful hints. And many of them were quick to let her know that. 6. Sarcastic “Wow!” “A friend of ours called recently to check in,” Jill wrote. “She said that when her girls were little and her husband was in school she would take her littles outside and give them a ball to play with and that they’d play for quite awhile before she brought them home, tired and ready for bed.” View Slideshow
Sure, Farrah Abraham is still fired from Teen Mom OG , but that doesn't mean she's about to go gently into the good night of former reality star obscurity. In fact, she's been on her grind more than ever lately, making tabloid headlines like it's her job … which we suppose it sort of is. In the past few weeks, Farrah has been arrested for assault ; she's launched feuds with fellow washed-up reality stars, and of course, she's been posting scantily-clad photos to her social media pages. The girl has a product to sell, and it's herself. She's banking on people like you wanting to know all about her hopes, dreams, and upcoming porn projects. And now, it seems she's under the impression that you'll be willing to pay for that privilege: 1. The Farrah Files Yes, folks, it’s finally here — the app that puts all others to shame! Take a hike, Google Maps! Beat it, Uber! The official farrah Abraham app is now available for download! 2. Creativity — Not Her Strong Suit Yes, quite lamely, the app is named simply “Farrah Abraham.” This might create confusion among fans who wish to purchase Farrah’s, um … other services. 3. Knowing Her Audience But what Farrah lacks in innovation, she makes up for with shameless self-promotion. Here she is pitching her app to fans as only she can. 4. Come Again? For the most part, she’s clearly just reading from cue cards here, but there’s a weird bit at the end about how much she likes “the outdoors and summer.” Anyway, it might be the least nonsensical she’s ever been. 5. A Heaping Helping of Word Salad And of course, no Farrah post would be complete without a massive block of emoji-laden text as a caption. “I’m freakin out my first app launched today at the @apple store,” Farrah wrote, adding that she’s hoping to take a break Instagram and Twitter for the foreseeable future. 6. Farrah For Sale! “So happy I have my own app now & can have a break from social media! Enter to win a LA trip to join me for my App launch pool party!” Abraham wrote. Yes, Farrah wants to invite one lucky fan to bang … sorry, we mean HANG with her in Los Angeles. View Slideshow
You know how sometimes your non-friend acquaintance doesn’t text you back, so you take that as permission to bang their boyfriend? That’s life, right? According to Faith Stowers, anyway. Because she’s not only unapologetic about hooking up with Jax, she’s also claiming that she and Brittany were never really friends. Way to commit to your role as Vanderpump Rules villain, Faith. So, on this season of Vanderpump Rules , Faith Stowers has gone from being essentially a glorified extra to being the center of attention. She slept with Jax Taylor . To make matters worse, she also claimed that she’d missed her period — guaranteeing her the on-camera attention that she clearly craves. But not all attention is good attention, folks. She’s emerged as the villain. Just because Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor are still together somehow doesn’t mean that Faith didn’t play a key role in sabotaging their relationship. Was Jax the guiltiest party? Yes. But since the much-beloved Brittany has taken him back, viewers and fans are going to want to look to the other woman to direct their ire. And Faith is making herself really, really easy to dislike. Faith Stowers spoke to Us Weekly in what we assume was, at some point, an attempt to make herself look better. You tell us how well she succeeded. “I don’t owe Brittany anything, I’m not Brittany’s friend.” There is a line of thinking that suggests that only the cheater is doing anything wrong, not the woman with whom he cheats. In some cases, we’re inclined to agree. But basically everyone, ever, including Faith’s costars, were definitely under the impression that Brittany and Faith were friends. Faith, however, suggests some “evidence” that they weren’t friends. “Brittany doesn’t even text me back. I mean, I’m confused.” Banging somebody’s boyfriend sounds like a bit of an overreaction. In my day, when somebody didn’t text back, we just set their car on fire. (Kidding!) It looks like Faith knows that the whole “banged Jax and faked a pregnancy” storyline can’t go on forever without adding a little more fuel to the fire. Because then she decided to bring up a more salacious topic. “The only reason why you text me in the beginning was cause you wanted a threesome.” Apparently this whole thing started when Jax was messaging Faith, ostensibly on behalf of himself and Brittany. Faith told Us her reaction: “I was like laughing, ‘LOL, you guys are hilarious. Brittany’s pretty cute though.’” She’s not wrong. Faith says that, at the time, she at least entertained the notion of a threesome with her Vanderpump Rules costars. “I’m kind of flirting with the idea, but I’m not serious.” But … you know how, if you mention a walk in front of a dog, they get super excited and can’t calm down until you walk them? That’s the impression that we get of Jax and all of this sex talk. Super eager … but without a dog’s loyalty. Or cuteness. “I think that’s what pushed the envelope for him. OK now I’m bringing up threesomes, here we go.” We all know where that led. Jax screwed up — and by up , we mean Faith. But Faith is no longer happy with him. “I actually liked Jax, like I actually appreciated his time, and so it was the fact that he lied to my face.” The Jax she banged, it seems, was very different from the Jax who tried to preserve his relationship with Brittany Cartwright. “This kid was almost in tears laying in my bed, talking about this girl, saying he was done with her and he felt trapped. But lie to my face at a party?” Faith even describes what sex with Jax was like, because of course she does. “It was almost like he really, really needed this.” It sounds a little like she’s calling Jax pathetic, here. Or insulting Brittany’s sex skills. “It was … you could just tell, ’cause even when during the intercourse, it was very intimate, it was like … he just, I don’t know.” She takes another stab at describing their encounter. “He was in a whole other world, he was just so excited. I don’t know. I was into it, cause I liked him, I could tell he was more into it than I was. If that makes any sense.” That actually does make sense … but we don’t really need to hear Jax’s sexual experiences described to us ever again. Please. View Slideshow: 37 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs
Back in January, Janet Jackson gave birth to her first child at the age of 50. Both mother and son are healthy, and many a lengthy thinkpiece has been written about Jackson inspiring a new trend of women giving birth later in life, because it’s 2017 and a lengthy thinkpiece is written about every damn thing that happens anywhere. Last night, all that speculation began to seem slightly less ridiculous thanks to the latest photos of Halle Berry: Obviously, it goes without saying that Halle remains impossibly gorgeous and is likely as close to physical perfection as the human race will ever get. This isn’t one of those cases where a bunch of people over-analyzed a single pic and shamed Halle for a lack of flawless washboard abs. Halle is rocking body language in these pics that simply brings to mind pregnancy. The way she’s touching her stomach, the sly Mona Lisa “I’ve got a secret” smile … Halle’s basically stopping just short of turning down booze and perusing a book of baby names here. What we’re saying is, it’s not hard to see how the rumors got started. But despite appearances to the contrary, it seems Halle is very much not expecting. The mother of two took to social media today to shoot down the rumor in cryptic fashion, writing: “Can a girl have some steak and fries??” It’s worth noting (as many already have) that Halle didn’t come right out and say, “Nope! I’m not pregnant!” But we think the message is pretty clear: Halle’s not knocked up, she’s just beyond the point of starving herself for the red carpet. And to answer her question: yes, a girl can have some steak and fries. Hell, anyone can have some steak and fries, and you get bonus points for calling them fries and not “pommes frites.” Like, why are they fries when they’re served with a burger, but they get a fancy French name when you put them next to filet mignon? Madness, we say! Anyway, recent photos of Halle’s kids give the impression that she’s pretty pleased with the family she’s got. We hate to disappoint, but there probably won’t be any new Berry kids running around anytime soon. On the plus side, we now know that Halle Berry loves red meat and deep fried foodstuffs, which means her Perfect Human Being title is pretty much cemented.
Shia LaBeouf went all Shia LaBeouf at a bowling alley in Los Angeles on Wednesday night. The bizarre actor, who is known for being both weird and short-tempered, got kicked out of the aforementioned establishment after flipping his proverbial lid on a bowler. In the following video, which was initially posted by TMZ, LaBeouf is hanging out at Pinz in Studio City, having been there for about three hours, tossing back beers. This, according to a witness who filmed the footage below and sent it to the celebrity gossip website. The actor then got overly rowdy and began getting into a verbal altercation when the staff told him to leave the premises. After a bartender refused to serve LaBeouf french fries, Shia totally and completely lost it. Why does he scream that this man is a “racist?” It's unclear, based on the video TMZ has obtained. But LaBeouf most definitely has this impression for some reason. LaBeouf, of course, has become better known for incidents such as this over anything he's done on the big screen in a very long time. In 2015, for example, he got arrested in Austin after disobeying a police officer's orders, acting erratically and taunting cops in the area. He was also accused in the past of assaulting now-wife Mia Goth. As for the latest Shia LaBeouf shenanigans? They don't compare to domestic assault at least. Check out the sort of hilarious video now:
Lauryn Hill 3 Hours Late To Pittsburgh Show Apparently, people are still purchasing tickets to Lauryn Hill concerts, and leaving shocked and upset upon realizing that Lauryn DGAF about her scheduled performances. According to NJ.com , Lauryn pulled her regular stunt tonight at Heinz Hall in Pittsburgh. Her concert was slated to start at 8 p.m., but as a whole slew of angry fan tweets revealed, she didn’t show up until well after 11 p.m. The stop was part of Lauryn’s “MLH Caravan: Diaspora Calling” tour. Dozens of fans headed back to the box office for refunds while series of DJs substituted for several hours. No word on how long of a performance she was able to pull off after that…seeing as how most concert venues have cut-off times for how late they’ll run. But seriously…we aren’t clear who is still paying their hard-earned, tax-deducted coins on Lauryn Hill concerts then being somehow shocked when she shows up the next day, if ever . We were under the impression…especially after Lauryn said OUT HER OWN MOUTH that things like punctuality and delivering on contracts and bookings just ain’t her scene. Y'all go to Lauryn Hill concerts, then get upset when a Lauryn Hill concert is a Lauryn Hill concert. — Steelers 13-5 (@slicka_333) February 1, 2017 Purchase at your own risk… Splash/WENN
Here we go… President Trump Reacts To Women’s March Protests After MILLIONS in all 50 states and 70 countries marched in solidarity for the #WomensMarch, the Cheeto elected to the White House is reacting. As previously reported celebrities including Rihanna, Kerry Washington Janelle Monae, Debbie Allen, Madonna, and Ashley Judd hit the streets with countless global protestors who disagreed with this past election cycle’s insulting, demonizing and threatening of women, immigrants, Native Americans, Black and brown people, people with disabilities and sexual assault victims. And while the protests were praised by people who agreed that a man like Donald Trump doesn’t belong in the White House, the Donald himself (of course) had to react. The New York Daily News reports: Those big crowds are still bothering President Trump. The new President, on his second day in office, criticized the participants in Saturday’s Women’s March in Washington, D.C. and talked up his own TV ratings from the inauguration. “Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election!” Trump tweeted Sunday. “Why didn’t these people vote? Celebs hurt cause badly.” Watched protests yesterday but was under the impression that we just had an election! Why didn't these people vote? Celebs hurt cause badly. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 22, 2017 Trump also boasted about the television draw for his inauguration on Friday. “Wow, television ratings just out: 31 million people watched the Inauguration, 11 million more than the very good ratings from 4 years ago!” he wrote. In a tamer tweet, though, Trump seemed to accept the opposition. “Peaceful protests are a hallmark of our democracy. Even if I don’t always agree, I recognize the rights of people to express their views,” he said. So who wrote this passively Presidential azz tweet for Trump? Peaceful protests are a hallmark of our democracy. Even if I don't always agree, I recognize the rights of people to express their views. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 22, 2017 You know there’s no way the Cheeto really feels that way… Check out more photos from the global #WomensMarch on the flip. Splash News
Earlier today, we reported that Rob Kardashian was hospitalized after being rushed to the hospital late last night. Details were initially scarce, with insiders chalking the situation up to “medical distress.” Now we’re getting a clearer picture of what exactly left Rob laid up. Last year, Rob was diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes , and when news of his hospitalization went public, many assumed that his condition had flared up. According to insiders, that’s exactly what happened, but the family’s concerns have also been compounded by fears about Rob’s mental health. According to TMZ, Rob was able to check in under his own power, and medical staff quickly gained the impression that he had binge eating and neglecting his medication in recent weeks. Sources close to the family say Rob has been behaving in a self-destructive fashion due to stress resulting from his troubled relationship with Blac Chyna. Rob’s excess eating reportedly caused a dangerous spike in his blood sugar. Insiders say he’s still hospitalized as doctors work to stabilize his condition, but he could be released as early as today. Unfortunately, it seems his relationship with Chyna won’t be rebounding quite as quickly. Despite their resolve to stay together for their 6-week-old daughter, and the fact that they just signed on for a second season of Rob & Chyna , sources close to the couple say it looks as though they’re done for good. Rob and Chyna are living in separate homes, and Rob has reportedly given up any hope of a reconciliation. Unfortunately, he didn’t start the relationship in the most emotionally stable position, which is why many cuationed Rob and Blac from moving so fast. Now, Rob is coping with the pressures of first-time fatherhood at the same time as he’s getting over a breakup and struggling with the same physical and mental health issues that have plagued him for years. It’s a tough situation, and we wish him all the best. We’re sure the Kardashians will be just as happy as everyone else when we can finally wave goodbye to the dumpster fire that was 2016. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom
Zippora Seven is some hipster fashion nude model from New Zealand…because with a name like Zippora Seven you can assume that her Hippie parents weren’t too conservative about her running off and being naked, if anything they raised her on some commune…where everyone was naked…doing the cult life….at least that’s the impression she wants to give you…maybe her name isn’t even Zippora…and it’s all lies…which would make the most sense in this thirsty, trashy, dying for fans and likes world we live in….but at least she’s doing the “I have a bush, real tits and go to festivals in vintage panties” angle…and not the Kardashian sugar baby with fake faces angle…this is a better look…. From what I remember about her, is that she’s been getting naked as a model since she was 15 or 16…up on some TRACI LORDS shit, but for fashion not porn…and that it was for actual magazines not instagram accounts…so I feel her nipples are more authetic…more real…more deserving of being looked at…and not as desperate or lame as other nippples tend to be in this nipple for attention existence we live… The post Zippora Seven Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The end of an era maybe – a revel in modern science maybe – an image of survival, making it, never too late to get what you want….inspiring….Jennifer Aniston potentially pregnant…in a bikini…in the Bahamas…because she’s finally decided to pull it off… I was always under the impression that she missed her window of opportunity, that she was too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess there’s someone out there for everyone, willing to take the chance by busting insider her assuming she won’t get knocked up because she’s old…because they’re married so why the fuck not, that’s what people do….take the risk…even if it’s 20 years too late.. I used to get a kick out of her milking her nipples, but not literally because no one ever knocked her up, but figuratively in everything she did, because her nipples were always hard…I used to wonder why she was cast as a babe or love interest even though she was pushing 50 but I was more into her not being able to keep a man around long enough to give her babies… The two theories were that she was a horrible high maintenance bitch – who they didn’t want to stick with for 18 years or maybe she didn’t want to have kids because shes the kind of pragmatic narcissist who didn’t want to accept her age and reproduce…until just before it was too late…which is now…you know, don’t let a baby ruin me…while I’m still running the scam kind of thing. If you’re not a mom, you can have the illusion that you are still hot, you can still make money, you can still be the narcissistic twat you obviously are, where you just have to wait until the last minute to go for having a clone in your image. The post Jennifer Aniston Pregnant at 100 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
