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Bella Thorne is a Good Time of the Day

Bella Thorne is everyone’s favorite instagram star from some Disney Channel shit who simulated an 18th birthday to generate some buzz and garner some excitement about her and her future career as the new slutty redhead with a fit body and great tits…who you don’t know or really care about what she does, or what she’s in, but if you’re like me you appreciate that she’s actually on TV, rather than just working for social media / even though she’s obvuously – working it for social media… We can all agree that all this garbage is just garbage… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here she is after a colonoscopy we can assume is related to an anal sex injury / colon injury / from anal sex – but maybe she’s got other shitting related issues – which to all of you – that’s hot… Here she is at the gym…so CASUAL….poses…not staged at all…in what is the cheesy, and not in a good fake tan / fake tits / big hair / jumping on a trampoline kind of cheesy…but the “look at my intense look on instagram because instagram is my fashion magazine I am the star of and you are all my peasants who worship me”….garbage… Here she is in bed with FROZEN yogurt that she edited out the logo of – proving that she knows how to edit her photos – using FACETUNE – like all these bitches trying to give themselves smooth skin and waist to hip ratio…. The post Bella Thorne is a Good Time of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Aniston Pregnant at 100 of the Day

The end of an era maybe – a revel in modern science maybe – an image of survival, making it, never too late to get what you want….inspiring….Jennifer Aniston potentially pregnant…in a bikini…in the Bahamas…because she’s finally decided to pull it off… I was always under the impression that she missed her window of opportunity, that she was too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess there’s someone out there for everyone, willing to take the chance by busting insider her assuming she won’t get knocked up because she’s old…because they’re married so why the fuck not, that’s what people do….take the risk…even if it’s 20 years too late.. I used to get a kick out of her milking her nipples, but not literally because no one ever knocked her up, but figuratively in everything she did, because her nipples were always hard…I used to wonder why she was cast as a babe or love interest even though she was pushing 50 but I was more into her not being able to keep a man around long enough to give her babies… The two theories were that she was a horrible high maintenance bitch – who they didn’t want to stick with for 18 years or maybe she didn’t want to have kids because shes the kind of pragmatic narcissist who didn’t want to accept her age and reproduce…until just before it was too late…which is now…you know, don’t let a baby ruin me…while I’m still running the scam kind of thing. If you’re not a mom, you can have the illusion that you are still hot, you can still make money, you can still be the narcissistic twat you obviously are, where you just have to wait until the last minute to go for having a clone in your image. The post Jennifer Aniston Pregnant at 100 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shook Ones: Nick Cannon Catching Feelings Over Mariah Carey’s Friendship With Arsenio Hall?

Nick we would be cautious too. Something about that ninja just isn’t right. Nick Cannon Not Happy With Mariah Spending Time With Arsenio Hall Nick, can breathe a little easier. It’s not like Mariah is going to run off with Arsenio….he doesn’t have enough money for “The Diva.” According to The National Enquirer MARIAH CAREY is spending hours with Arsenio Hall on his upcoming talk show – and hubby Nick Cannon doesn’t like it one bit, say sources. The 44-year-old beauty is helping Arsenio, a friend for more than 20 years, plan the launch of his new late-night show this fall, but Nick is feeling left out, reveal pals. “Nick genuinely likes Ar­senio, but he’s intimidated by his close friendship with Mariah,” said an insider. “They’ve been locked away planning every aspect of the first week of his show.” Arsenio,58, had a late-night show many years ago when Mariah was a newcomer, and he gave her career a big boost by fea­turing her on his program. Now the singer wants to repay him by performing live on his new show and perhaps even joining him in a comedy skit. But her 32-year-old husband, who hosts “America’s Got Talent,” is sick of being shouldered aside, said the insider. “Nick knows there’s nothing untoward going on, but he’s beginning to wonder where his own career is headed. Although he’s a big hit on ‘AGT,’ Nick feels he’s playing second fiddle to Howard Stern and the other judges. He’s dying to star on his own show like Arsenio, yet no one takes him seriously. “Even Mariah is hesitant to help him because she’s sensitive about mixing business with their marriage and doesn’t want to take the chance that he’ll blame her if he fails.” While Nick has landed gigs outside of “AGT,” for the most part he stays busy taking care of the couple’s 2-year-old twins, Monroe and Moroccan. A rep for Mariah denies Nick’s career has led to tension in the marriage, and sources say the sexy entertainer is delighted to be working with her old pal Arsenio. Quipped the source: “Now all she needs to do is figure out a way to keep her bored hubby happy!” How would you feel if your wife spent all her time with her male friend?

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