If you were worried that motherhood would slow down Kylie Jenner’s career, fear not. The 20-year-old is crushing it harder than ever these days. Kylie covers the new issue of Forbes thanks to her wildly popular cosmetics line, which the magazine estimates will soon be worth more than $1 billion. Of course, Kylie’s brand is based largely on her look, and it seems that in the style department, Stormi’s mom is still setting trends without even trying. As you may have heard, Kylie got her lip fillers removed recently, and apparently, big lips are now officially “out” as a result. (We didn’t know facial features could be “in” or “out,” but we guess that’s a testament to Kylie’s power.) Most of the people who emulate Kylie’s style are young (like, “can’t but booze yet” young) and highly impressionable … but some folks think 27-year-old Farrah is also taking her cues from the cosmetics queen: Farrah Abraham Gets Her Lip Fillers Removed Yes, that’s video of Farrah getting her own lip fillers removed. Many were quick to assume that Farrah was jumping on the Kylie-driven small-lip bandwagon, but she claims that’s not the case. “June 14th: Get your lip filler out the right way for more see,” Farrah captioned the above video on Instagram. Yes, Farrah was careful to point out that she had her procedure done before the world learned that Kylie had reverted to her natural lips. And she claims she got zapped with the “golden vibrator” for medical reasons, not cosmetic ones: “Some filler migrated above my lip and I didn’t look like myself,” Farrah tells Radar Online. “I did not want to keep waiting for it to dissolve, so Dr. Nazarian dissolved it for me.” But that doesn’t mean that Kylie has no role in all of this. After all, Farrah waited almost a month to post this video, and she encourages her followers to have their lip fillers removed “the right way.” The timing is odd, and we’re guessing she was paid by the doc to post this video. Furthermore, we’re assuming this piece of sponsored content was inspired by one very young soon-to-be-billionaire. Kylizzle is freakin’ everywhere these days. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Releases Graphic Photo of Gross Injury, Is REALLY Starved For Attention
Backdoor Star Wars ? Super 8 Inches ? Felicity, But She’s a Porn Star Instead of a College Student ? Yes, the prospect of a Farrah Abraham-J.J. Abrams collaboration has our minds racing with possibility. Unfortunately, at this point, the project exists only in Farrah’s fevered imagination. It seems that ever since being fired from Teen Mom OG for her refusal to stop performing in online sex shows, Ms. Abraham has had a lot of time on her hands. While much of that time has been dedicated to less-than-productive pursuits, such as getting arrested for attacking hotel staff , she’s also been casually toying with the idea of dropping a new Citizen Kane on all our asses. Yes, Farrah is hoping to adapt her memoir, My Teenage Dream Ended, into a Hollywood feature film. And she knows just who she wants in charge of the project. “I’m working on storyboards right now and the screenplay, it’s really a project and a challenge and it’s crazy good,” she recently explained to TooFab. “I can’t wait, I’m on my first draft right now and it’s going beyond what was said in the book.” But don’t worry, Farrah isn’t straying too far from the magic that made Teenage Dream the Moby Dick of reality TV memoirs. “The book is a classic, and that’s where everything stems from, and that’s the main storyline, which we need to stick with,” Farrah says. “But I also think showing some before and after the show is really what the fans want, so we’re getting that and I can’t wait to show that. It’s going to be very interesting.” Yes, Farrah just unironically described her memoir as a classic. And who knows? Maybe in 40 years, schoolchildren will be writing book reports about the various symbolic meanings of the term “backdoor” in Farrah’s masterwork. Believe it or not, that seems more plausible than Farrah’s plans for the movie version of her book. You see, Farrah not only thinks this film is getting made, she’s convinced it’s gonna win every Oscar and make a cool few billion at the international box office. “We’re going to have a real casting director, producers, the best of the best for everything,” she stated. “Maybe I’ll work with J.J. Abrams, there are some other people on my top list. “The production companies associated with I , Tonya , I really think they would get this storyline as well. So I can’t wait to see who’s the best fit.” Actually … comparing herself to Tonya Harding might actually be the least-dumb thing Farrah has ever done. As for JJ’s involvement — well, can envision that meeting now: Abrams: So what’s this project all about? Cigar-Munching Hollywood Type: A reality star who sells plastic molds of her b-hole on the internet. But don’t worry; it’s got a real casting director! Abrams: Sold! As for who will play the role of Farrah, it’s tough to predict which direction her ego will take her in on this one. Obviously, she would relish the attention that would come with playing herself. But at the same time, the allure of recruiting some A-list Oscar-winner like Jennifer Lawrence might be too strong to resist. Watch Teen Mom OG online to remind yourself how much of a plum role Farrah would be an actress willing to go full batsh-t. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: ARRESTED For Attacking Hotel Employee!!! (Updated)
As you’ve likely heard by now, Farrah Abraham was arrested Tuesday night after allegedly assaulting a male staff member while staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Farrah spent the night in jail but has since been released on bail. Thus far, charges have not been filed but prosecutors have until Friday to do so. Farrah’s 9-year-old daughter, Sophia, was in the hotel at the time of the incident, but she was reportedly asleep in her room and did not bear witness to her mother’s meltdown. In short, no one was seriously injured and for Sophia, it was no more traumatic than any typical day of being Farrah Abraham’s daughter. Thus, it’s safe to make fun of this situation, and folks — there’s so, so much to laugh at here. Shortly after leaving prison, Farrah vomited up one of her most nonsensical word salads to date in a video she submitted to TLC. Like all things Farrah, it must be seen to be believed: Farrah Abraham Talks Arrest: I Was Targeted! “I don’t know who called the cops, why people called the cops … I was focused on my friends and then someone was trying to be involved, another guest,” Farrah said in the clip, before trying to make herself out to be some sort of feminist hero. “I hope no other female finds herself in this position or situation, and I know it’s very hard being a public figure or ‘celebrity,’ if you will.” It’s nice that we’re becoming more ‘woke’ as a society , Farrah seems to be saying, but what about the most marginalized group of all — celebrities! Anyway, for the first time since Farrah was fired from Teen Mom OG , she has the internet’s full attention — and she’s not letting go of it without a fight. Farrah took to Instagram Live today to continue spewing her thoughts about the incident, and it seems she’ll be checking into a lot of Air BnBs in the future. “Hey guys! I wanted to say thank you for all of the well wishes and concern,” Farrah told her followers. “It’s sort of sad sometimes when you’re out and you just can’t have fun and people want to attack you and get you all in that trouble,” she added. “So, I’m blessed by God, and I don’t ever want to be attacked again at a hotel.” In her mind, she presumably conjured the hashtag “2Blessed2BStressed.” The specificity of Farrah’s comment left Farrah fans puzzled. She doesn’t want to be attacked in a hotel again?! Is she done staying in hotels, or is she just gonna wear a beekeeper suit from now on? Farrah didn’t respond to requests for elaboration, but we’re sure she’s working on another lengthy video rant at this very moment. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: ARRESTED For Attacking Hotel Employee!!! (Updated)
Victor Oladipo did it one time for Wakanda pic.twitter.com/tT62PBtgQo — Sports Illustrated (@SInow) February 18, 2018 Hilarious Tweets From NBA All-Star Saturday Night That disturbing sound you heard last night was the NBA’s big, shiny and mostly yawn-worthy All-Star Saturday Night festivities (3-point contest, skills challenge and dunk contest) landing with a resounding thud that sent Twitter spiraling into the hilariously petty abyss. NBA All-Star Weekend so far pic.twitter.com/iZ2cJTvxQI — Scammy Abraham (@Nigerianscamsss) February 18, 2018 Peep the funniest tweets from NBA All-Star Saturday Night on the flip. Continue reading →
I wonder what fast food chain Ariel Winter’s asshole smells like…. That’s about all I have to say about that…. The post Ariel Winter’s Saggy Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In what is only interesting because the girl in the pictures is one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, in what I would call totally underserving, because she plays the same fucking person all the time, and is likely just a pawn of the agents and producers to package someone as a star to get a high price tag on her, making everyone rich… Jennifer Lawrence, the really not that hot star, was out smoking weed…..in a time where weed is legal in most places, at least in California, and will be legal in Canada…who really gives a fuck, it’s a fucking plant for fucks sake, yet all these pharma companies are basically poisoning the world, so fucking stupid really… It’s a nice reminder of those nudes that were leaked of her…great tits…But also of an era where celebs, who are all medicated weirdos, would never be seen out smoking a joint for fear of it ruining their career, it was the devils serum or some shit…while now, no one gives a fuck about seeing a celeb do what they do….they are too busy taking selfies… Good fuck me boots though…are they still called fuck me boots? The world moves too fast for me to keep up. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE HERE SHE IS ON THE PLANE BEING ANNOYING – ROOTING FOR THE EAGLES – SIT DOWN NO ONE CARES THAT YOU ARE JEN LAWRENCE> The post Jennifer Lawrence Smoking Weed in Fuck Me Boots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Farrah Abraham has just dominated the attention seeking fame whores who call the paparazzi to take pics of them doing nonsense publicity stunts that don’t matter – like shopping or other things no one would ever follow them do…because she’s Farrah Abraham and no longer on MTV, a sex worker / porn star… She went out in lingerie, which has been done before, sheer lingerie, no panties, pussy out….brilliant, masterful, my work here is done….it’s that good. The post Farrah Abraham for the Win of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So hey, you know how a lot of people hate Farrah Abraham? How they think she’s one of the worst humans of all time and she should be kicked off Teen Mom (and perhaps also the planet) forever? Here’s why. Farrah gets more hate than other Teen Mom train wrecks like Jenelle Evans and Amber Portwood because she has literally never been likable. She’s always been abrasive and rude and self-centered, and it seems like all that gets worse every single day. Remember when she told her mother that she wish she’d die already and then gifted her with a noose on Marriage Boot Camp? Or how about the time that she plucked her daughter’s eyebrows when she was just a toddler? And if those things don’t get you raging, then what about all the racism ? What we’re getting at is that Farrah is deeply terrible, and though it’s true that she clearly has issues and though we know she’s been through terrible things, it’s still not enough to excuse the kinds of things she’s been doing. Like, pretty much nothing could excuse the way she just used her kid’s Twitter account to promote porn. OK, so that’s the tweet we’re talking about today. It was published from Sophia’s official Twitter account yesterday afternoon, and as of now, it still hasn’t been deleted. That first link, the Many Vids one, will take you directly to a porn site, and then the YouTube link leads to a preview of a little video Farrah did in which she applies lip gloss in a sensual way. Thankfully someone with some sense went in and deleted the YouTube video — which, by the way, was posted on Farrah’s account and reposted on Sophia’s YouTube channel. But the tweet itself remains. Obviously this is terrible, right? Most of Sophia’s Twitter account consists of videos of toy reviews, posts about her children’s boutique, or Teen Mom retweets. To see just some straight up porn grouped in with all that is jarring, to say the least. Her Twitter bio specifically says that “this account is solely owned and operated by an adult,” but the fact remains that it’s Sophia’s online presence promoting porn. It’s really pretty disgusting, and most of Twitter agreed. “Don’t have your kids out here looking like this,” one person replied to the tweet. “We all got our hustle but do this on your page. Keep your daughter safe and in a kids place. Who is this ad even for? It’s not a good look for you your daughter or porn.” “This…. This is disturbing,” another person wrote. “I support what you do but I can’t support this. Sophia is a child and this shouldn’t be posted from her Twitter or YouTube. How inappropriate.” One of Many Vids’ very own cam girls also took issue with this, tweeting “This is a minors account and there is a link to a porn website? Really? Really? @ManyVids PLEASE do something about this. I work for you and don’t want to be associated with a minor.” View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: My Daughter is DONE With Teen Mom OG! These are all excellent points — this isn’t a good look, it is disturbing and inappropriate, and someone needs to do something about it, that’s for sure. And hey, right now feels like as good a time as any to remind everyone that Farrah pulled Sophia out of school so she could be solely responsible for her education and development. No wonder so many people despise her.
Right now, Farrah Abraham’s Teen Mom career seems to exist in a state of quantum uncertainty. Was she really fired from Teen Mom OG for being a sex worker ? If so, will MTV take her back? We don’t know. But we do know at least a little of what Farrah’s up to in the mean time. Right now? She’s hawking lingerie. Some very aggressively revealing lingerie. So, Farrah Abraham has had a long, long career with MTV. So long, in fact, that she’s a Teen Mom star who’s 26 years old. (A friend recently asked who she was, and was a little taken aback by my answer … because he didn’t expect to hear about Teen Mom stars in the same age-range as the stars of scripted teen dramas) But then came reports that MTV had fired her. And by “reports,” we mean that Farrah Abraham angrily ranted, claimed that MTV had fired her, and seemed to refer to it as a “hate crime.” (In Farrah’s mind, maybe a “hate crime” just means a thing that she hates … which is not even a little bit close to what that means) She alleged that her live sex shows (like the live anal toy camshow that she had announced) were the issue, it was also strongly suggested that … maybe it was a personality issue. Meaning that maybe Farrah was fired because everyone hates her , and that — if someone mentioned her camgirl livestreams in the process, that may have just been the excuse that MTV needed. We don’t know. What we do know is that Farrah Abraham says that she wasn’t fired , actually … which only makes us more confused. Competing reports are one thing, and we’re used to sorting through those. But we don’t see competing reports from the same person , about themselves nearly so often. Especially not within such a short timeframe. What may have happened was that Farrah was given an ultimatum by MTV or by producers: that she could do porn or Teen Mom , but not both. (Honestly, that doesn’t sound fair — part of the point of being a reality star is for branding opportunities, and whatever we may think of Farrah, sex work is no less honest or valid than plugging a makeup brand on Instagram) Only time will tell, at this point, though Farrah’s “Viacom Legal Confirms I have not been fired, I have not breached my contract,” does sound pretty official. But what are we to make of this? Farrah is posing here in some lingerie that hides everything except her bits. She’s using her hands to cover her nip nops, and it looks like absolutely nothing is covering part of her genitals. She’s holding a riding crop and we have to say that she’s looking pretty darn good. She captioned her post: “#Shmoney mondayyyy ! Can’t wait to show you my exclusive lingerie line Dec 1st.” She follows this with a gift emoji and a bag-of-money emoji. “Behind the scenes! Photo shoot woot-woot! For the intrigued [sparkles emoji] wonderfully beautifully www.pultraintimates.com.” So this is her new lingerie line. Have another look: We don’t think that anyone’s actually supposed to have intercourse through such a modestly sized hole in the outfit’s panties, but it’s certainly suggestive. The riding crop is the only part of the whole ensemble that says “S&M” to us, but maybe there’s more to come that will put the fairly vanilla S&M toy into a context that makes sense. Like we said, Farrah looks good here. But … if she was getting into trouble with MTV folks for putting some toys into herself on camera for money, are they going to love her getting naked to hawk some lingerie? This might put her deeper in the hole. (Pun not intended) View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Was She Really Fired From Teen Mom OG? An Investigation
Ever since Farrah Abraham ranted about being fired from Teen Mom OG , the world has been wondering why it happened, how it happened, and if it happened. This is Farrah we’re talking about, folks. Only we’re now learning that Farrah isn’t just having issues with MTV. She’s apparently having issues with the porn company that employed her. So much so that Farrah is suing them for thousands of dollars that she says that they owe her. This is gonna be fun. You know in sitcoms or romantic comedies or whatever when there’s a male character who’s hooking up with two women and he knows that he has to choose … but waits too long and ends up losing them both? Well, that appears to be what happened with Farrah Abraham. But instead of losing two lovers , she maybe lost two different sources of income. Two jobs. Whatever happened with MTV — because there’s still a lot that’s unclear, especially after Farrah Abraham said that she wasn’t fired — Farrah appears to be in hot water. Allegedly, this is over her sex work. On the one hand, obviously, sex work is a valid form of employment and sex workers don’t deserve the kind of stigma that they receive. (Though it’s possible that sex workers don’t really want Farrah Abraham working as their champion, because of her … personality issues) On the other hand, if Farrah’s sex work is a clear violation of her contract with MTV, then that’s another matter. Plenty of jobs have exclusivity clauses — though reality stars tend to get money from multiple sources, capitalizing on their fame. Plenty of jobs have “morality” clauses, which tend to have less to do with actual right and wrong and more to do with things that they worry will make them look bad. Something like that could be at play, here. But questioning the grounds on which Farrah Abraham — the how of it all — might be less important than the why . Does MTV really get its garters in a twist over sex work? Farrah’s brand of sex work is completely legal. When Farrah Abraham strips down and masturbates on camera , the only “bad” thing about the livestream is that Farrah’s involved. Oh, and that the livestream might crash due to high demand. (Yes, really) The thing is that it sounds like the sex work, if it was even a real factor, might just be an excuse. A lot of people don’t like Farrah Abraham , and Farrah’s various Teen Mom costars may have banded together to get her booted off of the show. That sounds awfully believable, though we wish that the impetus were one of Farrah’s racist rants , which are actual bad things. If Farrah really is losing her Teen Mom job because of sex work, that’s extra bad, because things between her and CamSoda right now are … not good. RadarOnline reports that Farrah Abraham is suing CamSoda , the company for which she previously livestreamed. She is suing the company for $5,000, which Farrah says that they have wrongly withheld. Farrah’s legal team’s letter to the porn company contains details. “Ms. Abraham was to be paid a total of ten thousand dollars; half due within two business days of signing the Agreement, and the remainder due following the completion of the Session.” First of all, 10 grand is a lot more than most camgirls make, but most camgirls aren’t celebrities. “Ms. Abraham fulfilled her obligations under the contract, but despite this, CamSoda is willfully withholding the remaining $5,000 due under the Agreement, thereby constituting a material breach of contract.” According to the letter, CamSoda’s issue is that Farrah wasn’t wearing CamSoda merch … and said less than nice things about the company on social media. “[Abraham] did not disrobe during the session; and allegedly disparaged CamSoda on social media.” We can see how both of those wouldn’t sit right with CamSoda. “With respect to not disrobing, there is no requirement under the Agreement for Ms. Abraham to disrobe or be fully nude.” That’s a surprise. You might want to include that in writing next time, CamSoda. “To the contrary, the Agreement specifically states that ‘Performer shall interact with and respond to various users during the Session as Company and Performer may agree.’ Ms. Abraham complied with this obligation and it was CamSoda who unilaterally decided to cut the Session short.” So … Farrah started a livestream but didn’t get a chance to get into it, then the bosses cut things short, and then Farrah said some unkind things about the company — allegedly. That’s the issue, right? The letter goes on to say that CamSoda needs to cough up that 5 grand, or Farrah will seek damages and compensation for legal fees to the tune of $75,000. It sounds like two things are going on here. One, Farrah — like with MTV — voiced her criticism of a company employing her and didn’t except any consequences. Don’t do that, folks. Two, it sounds like CamSoda is having buyer’s remorse when it comes to Farrah. Our thoughts? Unless Farrah really did violate their agreement, it sounds like CamSoda might owe her a little cash. Maybe they should just pay her … and then not hire her again, now that they know what she’s like to work with. In the mean time, we’ll keep trying to figure out if she’s actually been fired from Teen Mom OG or if she’s just … being Farrah. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Was She Really Fired From Teen Mom OG? An Investigation
