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Bert and Ernie: Yup, We’re Gay!

For Bert and Ernie, it really is a sunny day. At last, the clouds that have covered up their sexuality have been swept away and they can live a life of true freedom and personal expression. Because the long-held belief by most Sesame Street viewers has finally been confirmed… … Bert and Ernie are gay. Shocking, right? Totally stunning, no? Who ever would have thought such a thing about two males who sleep in the same room, play with the same rubber ducky and seemingly cannot go anywhere or do a single thing without having the other one around. In an interview with Queerty, writer Mark Saltzman said he has often drawn upon his own experiences when telling the televised stories of Bert and Ernie. A seven-time Emmy winner, Saltzman explains that he has always imagined the puppets as a “loving couple” and that he has based his take on them on his relationship with Arnold Glassman. “I always felt that without a huge agenda, when I was writing Bert & Ernie, they were [gay],” he says, adding in this interview; “I didn’t have any other way to contextualize them. The other thing was, more than one person referred to Arnie & I as ‘Bert & Ernie.'” Saltzman continued with this theme as follows: “Arnie as a film editor — if you thought of Bert with a job in the world, wouldn’t that be perfect? Bert with his paper clips and organization? And I was the jokester,” he said. “So it was the Bert and Ernie relationship, and I was already with Arnie when I came to Sesame Street. “So I don’t think I’d know how else to write them, but as a loving couple. I wrote sketches … Arnie’s OCD would create friction with how chaotic I was. And that’s the Bert and Ernie dynamic.” For the record, Saltzman did not create these puppets. They made their debut on the children’s program in 1969 and Saltzman did not start writing for the series until 1985. Back in 2011, Sesame Street responded to the question of Bert and Ernie’s sexual orientation by shooting down chatter that they were hooking up . “Bert and Ernie are best friends,” Sesame Workshop said in a statement responding to a Change.org petition demanding the characters get married. It added seven years ago: “They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. “Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics, they remain puppets, and do not have a sexual orientation.” In June of 2013, however, The New Yorker used a photo of Bert and Ernie on its cover upon reporting that the Supreme Court had shot down a couple anti-gay marriage policies. So the topic of whether Bert and Ernie were getting it on has always been a question within pop culture. That question appears to have been answered now, leaving only two more Sesame Street-related inquiries to ponder: What gender is Big Bird? And why does Bert have one giant eyebrow, while Ernie has none?

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Farrah Abraham Lands Spot on MTV Reality Show … With Her Ex-Boyfriend Simon Saran

It’s been almost ten months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG . The reasons for her dismissal vary, depending on whose version of events you believe, but whether it was Farrah’s work as a camgirl or her notoriously horrendous attitude that got her canned, the upshot remains the same: Ms. Abraham is no longer a cast member on the show that made her famous. But that doesn’t mean she’s through working for the network that gave her her big break. According to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, Farrah is currently in her second week of filming for MTV’s Ex on the Beach Season 2. She’ll be joined on the notoriously drama-packed series by her most volatile ex, Simon Saran. The news may come as a shock to TMOG fans, due to the fact that when Farrah and Simon broke up  last year, it was not on the best of terms. In fact, these two took shots at each other on social media for months after they parted ways. Now, they’ll do battle and plot revenge hookups with other pseudo-celebs on the sunny beaches of Malibu. According to The Ashley , Saran revealed his involvement with the show in a recent social media post. And we think it’s safe to say he sounded less than enthused about the experience.  “MTV appearance, f-ck it, why not,” Saran wrote on Instagram this week. In a way, this is a double-reconciliation of sorts for Farrah. In addition to crossing paths with Saran again, Farrah is once more working with Viacom, the network that owns MTV. It’s a bit of an unexpected reunion as Abraham sued Viacom for wrongful dismissal after she was fired from TMOG. Maybe the company decided to throw her a one-off gig as part of her severance package. Or maybe they’ve finally figured out what fans have known all along — obnoxious as she may be, Farrah is ratings gold. Whatever the case, we applaud the decision to re-introduce one of the most memorable trainwrecks in the history of reality TV. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham Defends Parenting: I Swear I’m Not a Junkie OR a Porn Star!

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Farrah Abraham: I Don’t Care if Simon Saran Still Loves Me!

In case any of you have forgotten that Farrah Abraham came from somewhere — she hasn’t just always been around, like the moon or the specter of death — she got her start on the Teen Mom franchise. And she’s still a part of it. During a Teen Mom 2 special, Farrah reunites with her ex, Simon Saran. Basically, MTV thought that she’d be more entertaining if she plays off of Simon. And she was right. The special was titled “Being Simon,” which is a weird moment to all Simons who live in places where the name is unusual and are therefore accustomed to that name referring only to them. (Trust me; I would know) Lately, Farrah’s been getting the attention that she craves for very different things. For instance, Farrah’s been slammed for bad parenting yet again, because her photos of her daughter — cute though they may be — serve as a reminder that she homeschools Sophia. That’s not the way to give your kid a fair start at life. And Farrah Abraham’s vaginal rejuvenation  treatments are either a case of the world’s worst choice of celebrity spokespeople or the world’s most desparate case of someone craving attention and not caring if it’s negative. (It’s probably a little of both) And, oh by the way, Farrah Abraham did a livestream sex show where she bared her breasts and then masturbated for all the world (well, anyone willing to pay) to see. Which is a totally fine thing to do — sex work is work, and it’s valid — but we get the feeling that the motivation behind it had to do with, again, the negative attention that Farrah seems to crave by any means. But, hey, a sex show is immeasurably better than another Farrah Abraham racist outburst . Compared to all of those adventures in bad publicity, Farrah Abraham’s Teen Mom 2 special with Simon Saran wasn’t an unending thrill-ride. But that’s not to say that it was uneventful . During the former couple’s trip to San Francisco, Simon Saran expressed an interest in rekindling their former romance. “I still want to date you; I love you.” You’d think that Farrah would have talked about how he’d failed to show her respect during their relationship. Instead, she went with a different angle. “Then maybe you shouldn’t be weird with other people and call them ‘babe’ and hug them and take pictures with other people.” One, that sounds super specific. Two, which part of that is bad, exactly? Is he not allowed to hug people? Farrah laid down some rules for Simon if he wants to crawl back into her good graces, romantically speaking. “You cannot interact with other girls who are like basic b–ches.” It’s not every day that you hear someone say “basic b–ches” unironically. Simon defended himself: “I did it right in front of you because it was innocent.” Why does he want to get back with her, exactly? Farrah wasn’t down to reunite with Simon Saran in that capacity, even though he’s boasted of his endowment (the surest sign of insecurity). But she was willing to learn more about his culture. He’s a Punjabi Sikh. Simon Saran cautioned her: “You’re going to smell like curry.” Well, that’s not a bad thing. Curry smells amazing. Farrah Abraham talked about how she can “relate” to the immigrant community. “I relate to immigrants and working hard and my grandad showed me what hard work was.” Immigration involves so much more than that. There’s a blending of cultures, and sometimes there’s culture shock. There’s leaving one’s friends and family. There’s being regarded with suspicion or dislike in your new home. But … we’re not exactly shocked that Farrah made it all about herself. And remember, we’re talking about Farrah and Simon, so their talk turned to things that one should never discuss. In this case, flatulence . Ugh. After Farrah chastized him for his flatulence, Simon responded: “Your farts are worse than mine.” Farrah denied it, saying: “I have never farted.” That’s obviously not true, but can we all pretend that their exchange never happened? Thanks. In the background for a lot of this, Farrah and Simon were working together on “business.” By which we mean that Simon Saran was flipping houses and Farrah Abraham was also there. She may have, at some point, dunked a basketball with Simon’s assistance. But don’t get your hopes up of these two becoming a couple again, folks. It looks like Farrah’s happy having Simon Saran as her platonic sugardaddy . View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: From 16 and Pregnant to Live Stream Cam Girl!

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Kim Kardashian Speaks Out, Denies Cocaine Rumors

It’s not every day that a celebrity of Kim Kardashian’s standing has to scramble to shut down rumors over Twitter. But after fans noticed something suspicious and out-of-place in one of Kim’s Snapchat videos, the reality personality and social media star took to Twitter in an effort to quash the story before it could take off. We’ll see if that was enough to put the rumors to rest. … So, that looks like a run-of-the-mill still from yet another Kim Kardashian Snapchat video. She’s talking about her products dropping on the 17th and, you know, the usual Kardashian deal. Remember, the Kardashians kept pushing their products even through the explosive start to the Rob Kardashian-Blac Chyna feud . It’s kind of who they are, at this point. Kim’s also, very obviously, using a Snapchat filter that adds a flower crown … and makes her look like some sort of frightening apparition. (She can use whatever Snapchat filter she likes just like she can use whatever makeup she likes) (But … it looks how it looks, and people are entitled to opinions) So, that’s all business as usual … except, as some eagle-eyed fans noticed, for something that the mirror reveals. Look in the reflection, at that black countertop. Do you see the two streaks of what appears to be some sort of mysterious white powder? It’s in the corner, right over her shoulder. Some fans immediately wondered if they might be looking at a couple of lines of cocaine. Today, Kim took to Twitter in an effort to shut down the rumors before they can really take off. “I do not play with rumors like this so I’m gonna shut it down real quick.” She’ll try, at least. “That’s sugar from our candy mess from dylan’s candy shop.” So, somebody’s sugary treat of some variety left a pair of somewhat linear messes on that countertop, and she didn’t think anything of it and didn’t want to wait for a cleaning lady to take care of it before plugging her products. That’s … plausible, right? Now, the Kardashians aren’t a perfect lot. Khloe can be controlling, Kendall can be tone-deaf, Rob Kardashian may face criminal charges and his every move seems like an almost comical mistake by an unrelenting dumbass. But Kris Jenner didn’t raise her daughters to carelessly flash drugs on Snapchat, you know? And, if we’re being honest, coke doesn’t really seem like Kim’s style. (Is this where we make an obligatory joke about Kendall Jenner’s infamous Pepsi commercial ?) (Get it? Because … coke? You know what, never mind) Kim’s actually way less of a party girl than you’d think. She claims to not even like the taste of alcohol. (Though, like, you don’t have taste buds on the inside of your nose, but we get the idea) Also, those look a little spread out to be lines of coke. We feel like we might actually believe her here. It’s not that we’ve never been surprised before, but Kim seems too judgmental about even something as simple as drinking to be much of a coke fiend. (Though some people judge the hell out of others for drinking but don’t mind hard drugs, so you really never know) But, though it wouldn’t rule out her covering for someone else, it seems totally plausible that Kim Kardashian being a busybody is her biggest vice. Kim might regret her tweet, though. Sometimes nothing fuels rumors more than a denial. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian on Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Party: Nipple Clamps, Nude Cartwheels and More!

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Farrah Abraham SLAMS Simon Saran: He’s a Stalker!

Yesterday, Farrah Abraham’s smarmy ex, Simon Saran confirmed that he’s done with Farrah and quitting the show that made him famous. Yes, fans of Teen Mom: OG , we regret to report that the upcoming Being Simon special that’s somehow a thing is the last you’ll see of Mr. Saran on screen. But that doesn’t mean you won’t be able to continue enjoying his always-amusing social media feuds. It looks as though Simon’s beef with Amber Portwood has come to an end, but these days, he’s turned his attention to a much more deserving target.  Yes, now that his time on the show has reached it’s conclusion, Simon is squaring off against the Teen Mom end boss. We’re talking, of course, about Farrah herself. Unlike all of his other feuds, it doesn’t look like Simon started this one. But he’s certainly hell-bent on having the last word. “FYI Simon is not in my life and really is hurt I’ve moved on,” Farrah tweeted , possibly in response to yesterday’s interviews. “Free ride is over! Stop talking about me if you’re over me lmao,” she added. Demonstrating the dearth of wit for which he’s become semi-famous, Saran shot back: “Worst free ride ever!” As online comebacks go, it’s about the equivalent of a schoolyard “I know you are, but what am I?” but it was enough to get Farrah’s goat. “Why are you trying to get attention, you’re pathetic & I’m a great mother, professional, friend & women. Go STOP using me for money.” “What money?” Simon replied, prompting Farrah to call him “jealous” and accuse him of “stalking” her dates. As you can see, this is some extremely high-minded Lincoln-Douglas debate stuff. Farrah offered the above screen shot as proof that Simon is still texting her: “Simon you wanna lie this is you just texting me,” she captioned the image. “Get a life – no one wants your nasty low life style. Your hateful, user, fame whore.” She added: “Thanks 2 me you got your own ‘Being Simon’ special. Simon wants to be on TV so much! F–king joke! Be thankful not hateful.” As a parting shot, she retweeted a fan who wrote: View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs “@F1abraham you and simon were in trouble when his tits got bigger then yours.” Keep it classy, you two! Watch Teen Mom: OG online for more of Farrah and Simon’s totes healthy relationship.

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Farrah Abraham Pregnancy: Confirmed By Simon Saran?

For the past week, rumors that Farrah Abraham is pregnant have been circulating non-stop on social media. Part of the reason that the unconfirmed reports refuse to go away is that Farrah’s number one coattail-rider, Simon Saran, insists on dropping hints that he and Farrah are expecting a child. So far, he’s favored relatively subtle methods, such as posting photos in which it looks like Farrah might be sporting a baby bump , but today he decided to kick it up several notches: Asked by Radar Online if Farrah is knocked up , Simon responded, “Yes, she’s 26 and pregnant.” Now, before you get too excited/devastated about the prospect of Abraham welcoming a second child, you should know that Simon has a unique sense of humor. And by “unique,” we mean bad, unfunny, and just generally very lame. Radar notes that Saran’s comment was “perhaps joking” when he made the remark. You might be asking yourself, how is it possible for such a straightforward statement to be a joke? That’s a good and difficult question that we feel qualified to answer, having endured the arduous task of scrolling through Simon’s Twitter page. You see, Saran thinks any word play-ish reference to the titles of Farrah’s reality shows is absolutely fall-down HIGH-larious. So when he says she’s “26 and pregnant,” that’s not necessarily his way of confirming that she’s actually pregnant. You have to imagine Simon nudging you in the ribs and saying, “Ya know? Like 16 and Pregnant !” It’s best to politely chuckle and hope that he’ll go away. The statement contradicts Simon’s earlier remarks on the subject, in which he blamed Farrah’s “baby bump photos” on … Dr. Pepper? Yeah, we don’t get it either. “She’s not pregnant. I believe she had too much Dr. Pepper to drink for breakfast that left her looking bloated,” he told Radar last week. Erm … is Dr. Pepper for breakfast, like, a pop-culture reference that went over our heads, or something? More likely, Simon is just batting .1000 with the nonsensical jokes lately and enjoying every second of the attention that comes with his ex-girlfriend possibly being pregnant. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs Naver change, homey. Just kidding, change immediately; your whole thing just isn’t working for us. Watch Teen Mom online for more of Simon’s wacky hijinks.

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Farrah Abraham & Simon Saran: Engaged?!

Earlier today, we told you about unconfirmed reports that  Farrah Abraham is pregnant with Simon Saran’s baby. We’re always skeptical of rumors that seem to have originated in an Instagram comment thread, and Simon has already revealed in an interview that Farrah’s definitively not knocked up. But if you think that’ll prevent the spread of more wild rumors about her love life, then you don’t know the Internet! Abraham and Saran are currently in Jamaica, where they’re celebrating Farrah’s 26th birthday. Yes, it may seem like Farrah’s been irritating mankind since the advent of television, but in reality, she’s only just now entering her late 20s. Anyway, it seems that last night Simon decided to foot the bill for once, and he treated Farrah to a candlelit dinner on the beach on  Montego Bay. Prior to the meal, Simon set the mood by leading Farrah down a curiously dong-shaped lighted pathway. Fans could be forgiven for the thinking the moment was leading up to a proposal. Farrah Abraham: Dinner in Jamaica In fact, many of them jumped to that conclusion, despite the fact that the clip ended with no such climax. Farrah bought her own engagement ring  almost a year ago, so we guess it’s understandable that fans would be eagerly seeking out hints that Simon is looking to pop the question. Simon didn’t help matters by responding to the rumors with an obnoxiously coy response. “This was just her birthday surprise,” he wrote in response to the comments. And that would’ve been fine, if he hadn’t added a winking smiley face emoji at the end. But if you know Farrah, you know that she’s not the type to hide big news from the public. In fact, she doesn’t hide anything from the public. This is a girl who Snapchats brushing her teeth and openly muses about her daughter’s sex tape . There is absolutely no way that Farrah would get engaged and not immediately take out ads in every major newspaper in America. We’re sure Simon will eventually succumb to the pressure and put Farrah’s own ring on her finger, but it almost certainly didn’t happen in Jamaica last night. Watch Teen Mom online to relive every moment of the ridiculousness that is Simon and Farrah’s relationship. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs

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Kailyn Lowry SLAMS Farrah Abraham: Her Vagina is HUGE!

There have been lots of great Teen Mom feuds in the past, and for obvious reasons, they usually involve Farrah Abraham in some form. The latest might be one of the ugliest beefs the franchise has ever seen, though … it’s an understatement to say this escalated quickly. While Farrah has yet to fire a salvo in this explosive back and forth, the firebrand is currently at the heart of some serious trash talk. It all started during Monday night’s episode of Teen Mom: OG when a fan cracked a joke about Farrah’s now-infamous mini-horse, Starburst. That caught the attention of Farrah’s boyfriend, Simon Saran, who – when he’s not fighting with Farrah – doubles as a full-time Internet troll. “Stop being a hater. Go protest at a zoo or sea world,” he tweeted. “Sea World is at @KailLowry’s house, right?” the fan responded. That’s when things really got ugly. Simon has a history of trash-talking other stars of the Teen Mom franchise, but we don’t think he’s ever gone in on one of the ladies quite like this: As you can see, Kailyn defended herself, and the conversation quickly went from zero to over-the-top disgusting. Saran went full-Trump, bashing Lowry for everything from her failed relationships to her alleged promiscuity: “Sure, if you are looking to free Shamu!” Simon said in response to the aforementioned Sea World comment. As usual, Saran made up the more nauseating half of the conversation, but Kailyn crossed a few lines too. “Shamu is almost as wide as your girlfriend’s vag,” she tweeted in obvious reference to Farrah Abraham. “Or as wide as the door your baby daddy ran through when he heard you were pregnant! Got a baby by buster lol,” Saran fired back. Yeah. As fans of the franchise likely know, Kailyn is expecting her third child , but does not have a relationship with the baby’s father. So it was a low blow on his part, but … so is this: “At least he didn’t have curtains to run through,” Lowry replied, once again presumably in reference to Farrah’s vagina. “Girl everyone has ran through you!” Saran shot back. “Bc I’m a hoe & white trash right? I’ve heard it all. You can get your balls out of Farrah’s purse now,” Kailyn responded. Saran didn’t respond to that right away, but several fans fired off remarks about  Kailyn cheating on Javi Marroquin . Rumors that the Teen Mom 2 star was unfaithful while her U.S. Air Force husband was deployed overseas ran rampant last year. It’s a sensitive topic that was never really resolved, so for obvious reasons, Lowry was in no rush to respond to those allegations. Simon wasn’t about to let a cheap shot pass, though. “Roll call! Line em up! Probably 100 mother f–kers in that lineup. That whole damn football team,” Saran eventually replied. While Kailyn Lowry’s past romances and love life in general have sparked plenty of controversy, that’s taking it a bit far, no? It seems that was the end of the conversation for now, but considering it’s these two, you can bet there’s more to come. View Slideshow: 12 Most Fiery Feuds in Teen Mom History As always, you can  watch Teen Mom: OG online  to see just how absurd the cartoon characters known as Simon and Farrah have become.

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Teen Mom: What Do the Dads Do for a Living?!

Don't you just love Teen Mom? All the cute kids. All the relationship drama . All the … no, that pretty much covers it. But while we all love the show (genuinely or not, whichever), and while we all know more than we probably should about these total strangers, there are still things we don't know, or generally don't pay attention to. For instance, what do the men of the show do for a living? Sure, they get paid handsomely for letting MTV air their dirty laundry , but they've got to do other stuff in their downtime, right? Check out all these guys' occupations — some will surprise you! 1. Tyler Baltierra Tyler does lots of stuff! He’s definitely one of the most active male stars of Teen Mom, and he also enjoys writing — he and Caitlynn Lowry have already released one book! In addition to that, he’s shown interest in going into social work or counseling. 2. Simon Saran OK, so Simon Saran isn’t a father yet — though who knows what Farrah Abraham has in store for him — but let’s throw him in, just for fun. Simon is actually pretty successful in real estate. And also bragging about being successful in real estate. 3. Ryan Edwards Ryan Edwards, believe it or not, used to be a lineman, risking his personal safety to work on those power lines. He may still do that, or he may be focusing his time and energy on being obnoxious and shady right now. It’s unclear. 4. Taylor McKinney Taylor McKinney is married to Maci Bookout, and they share a clothing company called Things That Matter. Before that, Taylor was a motocross rider. 5. Gary Shirley Gary Shirley does a little of this, a little of that … He judges Amber Portwood professionally, and he’s also released his own brand of condoms! And as if that weren’t enough, he’s gotten in on the business of selling baked goods on the internet, too. 6. Matt Baier Somehow, against all odds, Matt Baier (not an official Teen Mom dad, but hey) has managed to make time in his busy schedule of being a douchebag to do some work! He flips houses with Amber Portwood, he’s got his own book coming out soon, and before the fame, he worked as a radio host. View Slideshow

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Simon Saran: I’m Here For Catelynn Lowell!

Wait… is Simon Saran trying to play the peacekeeper of the Teen Mom cast these days? Farrah Abraham’s boyfriend has shockingly opened up about the cheating allegations surrounding Tyler Baltierra and Catelynn Lowell and his comments are surprisingly nice.  “I feel really bad about everything,” Saran told Radar. “Marriage is something sacred between two people.” If you watch Teen Mom online , you’re probably wondering what the heck Simon knows about being in a loving relationship when all he and Farrah seem to do is argue. “I’m here for Catelynn if she needs anything,” Simon continued. It’s really difficult to judge whether Simon is being genuine or just trying to kick off another feud amongst everyone involved in the Teen Mom franchise.  Like Farrah, he has a knack for causing drama. It makes for good TV, but it leads to everyone questioning his motives when he is nice.  He even went as far as shouting on a weekly basis via Snapchat about how much he hated his fellow cast members. There was a terrible excuse about why the cheating would not be addressed on the series. Apparently, it did not fit the narrative for Baltierra and Lowell.  Surely, a bomb as huge as that would be used as a way to drum up some free publicity. The rumors could’ve been concocted out of thin air.  Tyler was quick to admit to cheating, but it seemed like he was joking.  “Damn it! We really tried keeping that a secret too! Well I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist her/him… idk it was dark and I was drunk,” he tweeted, as Lowell added, “Well since it’s out in the open @TylerBaltierra did cheat on me. He’s busted.” Now, with all of that fake  drama very much out in the open, Saran emerging from the woodwork is certainly odd.  However, he’s not the only cast member to open up about it.  Javi Marroquin and Amber Portwood recently revealed their thoughts on the matter, and they seemed to think that the rumors were untrue.  Given the way they came about, it all seems pretty absurd.  Either way, these cheating rumors and Simon extending the olive branch should be taken with a pinch of salt.  What do you think about all of this? Sound off below! View Slideshow: Teen Mom Dads, Husbands & Boyfriends Ranked: Who’s #1?!

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