Katy Perry is trying to get people to care about her the way she did when she first got her record deal – with her tits…which aren’t even that great of tits – but are big tits – in an era where tits are important and will forever be important – she knows that whenever she wants some attention, or people talking about her, or her American Idol bullshit that she’s trying to re-invent as the Simon Cowell, even though as a person she’s abrasive, annoying, not likeable…despite how many people listen to her terrible, ear raping music…she’s not good, or talented, and sold tickets to her show on GROUPON for 5 dollars this tour…because NO ONE CARES…and she’s hoping that IDOL will bring her household, while I hope IDOL makes households hate her even more…ending her..and I also hope she spent all her money like an idiot and goes broke….ending up a street hooker by 40 where she belongs… She’s the worst.. The post Katy Perry’s Titty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
It’s not every day that a celebrity of Kim Kardashian’s standing has to scramble to shut down rumors over Twitter. But after fans noticed something suspicious and out-of-place in one of Kim’s Snapchat videos, the reality personality and social media star took to Twitter in an effort to quash the story before it could take off. We’ll see if that was enough to put the rumors to rest. … So, that looks like a run-of-the-mill still from yet another Kim Kardashian Snapchat video. She’s talking about her products dropping on the 17th and, you know, the usual Kardashian deal. Remember, the Kardashians kept pushing their products even through the explosive start to the Rob Kardashian-Blac Chyna feud . It’s kind of who they are, at this point. Kim’s also, very obviously, using a Snapchat filter that adds a flower crown … and makes her look like some sort of frightening apparition. (She can use whatever Snapchat filter she likes just like she can use whatever makeup she likes) (But … it looks how it looks, and people are entitled to opinions) So, that’s all business as usual … except, as some eagle-eyed fans noticed, for something that the mirror reveals. Look in the reflection, at that black countertop. Do you see the two streaks of what appears to be some sort of mysterious white powder? It’s in the corner, right over her shoulder. Some fans immediately wondered if they might be looking at a couple of lines of cocaine. Today, Kim took to Twitter in an effort to shut down the rumors before they can really take off. “I do not play with rumors like this so I’m gonna shut it down real quick.” She’ll try, at least. “That’s sugar from our candy mess from dylan’s candy shop.” So, somebody’s sugary treat of some variety left a pair of somewhat linear messes on that countertop, and she didn’t think anything of it and didn’t want to wait for a cleaning lady to take care of it before plugging her products. That’s … plausible, right? Now, the Kardashians aren’t a perfect lot. Khloe can be controlling, Kendall can be tone-deaf, Rob Kardashian may face criminal charges and his every move seems like an almost comical mistake by an unrelenting dumbass. But Kris Jenner didn’t raise her daughters to carelessly flash drugs on Snapchat, you know? And, if we’re being honest, coke doesn’t really seem like Kim’s style. (Is this where we make an obligatory joke about Kendall Jenner’s infamous Pepsi commercial ?) (Get it? Because … coke? You know what, never mind) Kim’s actually way less of a party girl than you’d think. She claims to not even like the taste of alcohol. (Though, like, you don’t have taste buds on the inside of your nose, but we get the idea) Also, those look a little spread out to be lines of coke. We feel like we might actually believe her here. It’s not that we’ve never been surprised before, but Kim seems too judgmental about even something as simple as drinking to be much of a coke fiend. (Though some people judge the hell out of others for drinking but don’t mind hard drugs, so you really never know) But, though it wouldn’t rule out her covering for someone else, it seems totally plausible that Kim Kardashian being a busybody is her biggest vice. Kim might regret her tweet, though. Sometimes nothing fuels rumors more than a denial. View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian on Kourtney Kardashian Birthday Party: Nipple Clamps, Nude Cartwheels and More!
Yesterday, Farrah Abraham’s smarmy ex, Simon Saran confirmed that he’s done with Farrah and quitting the show that made him famous. Yes, fans of Teen Mom: OG , we regret to report that the upcoming Being Simon special that’s somehow a thing is the last you’ll see of Mr. Saran on screen. But that doesn’t mean you won’t be able to continue enjoying his always-amusing social media feuds. It looks as though Simon’s beef with Amber Portwood has come to an end, but these days, he’s turned his attention to a much more deserving target. Yes, now that his time on the show has reached it’s conclusion, Simon is squaring off against the Teen Mom end boss. We’re talking, of course, about Farrah herself. Unlike all of his other feuds, it doesn’t look like Simon started this one. But he’s certainly hell-bent on having the last word. “FYI Simon is not in my life and really is hurt I’ve moved on,” Farrah tweeted , possibly in response to yesterday’s interviews. “Free ride is over! Stop talking about me if you’re over me lmao,” she added. Demonstrating the dearth of wit for which he’s become semi-famous, Saran shot back: “Worst free ride ever!” As online comebacks go, it’s about the equivalent of a schoolyard “I know you are, but what am I?” but it was enough to get Farrah’s goat. “Why are you trying to get attention, you’re pathetic & I’m a great mother, professional, friend & women. Go STOP using me for money.” “What money?” Simon replied, prompting Farrah to call him “jealous” and accuse him of “stalking” her dates. As you can see, this is some extremely high-minded Lincoln-Douglas debate stuff. Farrah offered the above screen shot as proof that Simon is still texting her: “Simon you wanna lie this is you just texting me,” she captioned the image. “Get a life – no one wants your nasty low life style. Your hateful, user, fame whore.” She added: “Thanks 2 me you got your own ‘Being Simon’ special. Simon wants to be on TV so much! F–king joke! Be thankful not hateful.” As a parting shot, she retweeted a fan who wrote: View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs “@F1abraham you and simon were in trouble when his tits got bigger then yours.” Keep it classy, you two! Watch Teen Mom: OG online for more of Farrah and Simon’s totes healthy relationship.
For the past week, rumors that Farrah Abraham is pregnant have been circulating non-stop on social media. Part of the reason that the unconfirmed reports refuse to go away is that Farrah’s number one coattail-rider, Simon Saran, insists on dropping hints that he and Farrah are expecting a child. So far, he’s favored relatively subtle methods, such as posting photos in which it looks like Farrah might be sporting a baby bump , but today he decided to kick it up several notches: Asked by Radar Online if Farrah is knocked up , Simon responded, “Yes, she’s 26 and pregnant.” Now, before you get too excited/devastated about the prospect of Abraham welcoming a second child, you should know that Simon has a unique sense of humor. And by “unique,” we mean bad, unfunny, and just generally very lame. Radar notes that Saran’s comment was “perhaps joking” when he made the remark. You might be asking yourself, how is it possible for such a straightforward statement to be a joke? That’s a good and difficult question that we feel qualified to answer, having endured the arduous task of scrolling through Simon’s Twitter page. You see, Saran thinks any word play-ish reference to the titles of Farrah’s reality shows is absolutely fall-down HIGH-larious. So when he says she’s “26 and pregnant,” that’s not necessarily his way of confirming that she’s actually pregnant. You have to imagine Simon nudging you in the ribs and saying, “Ya know? Like 16 and Pregnant !” It’s best to politely chuckle and hope that he’ll go away. The statement contradicts Simon’s earlier remarks on the subject, in which he blamed Farrah’s “baby bump photos” on … Dr. Pepper? Yeah, we don’t get it either. “She’s not pregnant. I believe she had too much Dr. Pepper to drink for breakfast that left her looking bloated,” he told Radar last week. Erm … is Dr. Pepper for breakfast, like, a pop-culture reference that went over our heads, or something? More likely, Simon is just batting .1000 with the nonsensical jokes lately and enjoying every second of the attention that comes with his ex-girlfriend possibly being pregnant. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs Naver change, homey. Just kidding, change immediately; your whole thing just isn’t working for us. Watch Teen Mom online for more of Simon’s wacky hijinks.
Even when the cameras aren’t rolling, the drama never stops with the Teen Mom cast and their oft-shady boyfriends and baby daddies. The biggest shade-thrower of the lot, of course, is Farrah Abraham’s on-again, off-again boyfriend/sugar daddy Simon Saran. Saran has started fights with Amber Portwood , Matt Baier, Debra Danielsen, and just about everyone else who’s run afoul of Farrah over the years. Now, Simon has apparently decided to kick a member of the Teen Mom family while he’s down and unable to respond, going after Ryan Edwards with a bizarre and seriously inflammatory tweet. In case you missed it, Edwards checked into rehab recently following a long and highly-publicized battle with substance abuse. His ex, Maci Bookout, broke down in tears during a recent episode, revealing that she fears Edwards’ addiction will cost him his life. Needless to say, Ryan’s going through a tough time, and most who know him well have sent nothing but positive energy and well wishes in his direction. Naturally, Simple Simon has served as the exception to that rule. Earlier this week, Saran took to Twitter to level a shocking accusation with no proof or elaboration: He claims that Teen Mom producer Kirsten “Kiki” Malone provided Edwards with the prescription pills he was addicted to during filming: “I wonder if I should talk about [Kiki] giving Ryan pills during shoots or save that for another day,” Saran tweeted. It’s a particularly low blow as Ryan is in rehab and unable to respond to the accusations himself. And like the sniveling coward that he is, Saran has offered no details or responded to requests for further comment. Look we’re not saying with 100% certainty that Malone didn’t provide Edwards with his drug of choice, but it’s important to bear two very important things in mind: 1. Few details are known about Edwards’ addiction. He could have been prescribed the pills, and Malone “providing” him with drugs could have been nothing more than her literally handing him a pill. 2. Like Farrah, Simon Saran is never to be trusted under any circumstances. Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself of the extent of Saran’s rampant douchery. View Slideshow: Teen Mom: HOW MUCH Do The Stars Make?!
Earlier today, we told you about unconfirmed reports that Farrah Abraham is pregnant with Simon Saran’s baby. We’re always skeptical of rumors that seem to have originated in an Instagram comment thread, and Simon has already revealed in an interview that Farrah’s definitively not knocked up. But if you think that’ll prevent the spread of more wild rumors about her love life, then you don’t know the Internet! Abraham and Saran are currently in Jamaica, where they’re celebrating Farrah’s 26th birthday. Yes, it may seem like Farrah’s been irritating mankind since the advent of television, but in reality, she’s only just now entering her late 20s. Anyway, it seems that last night Simon decided to foot the bill for once, and he treated Farrah to a candlelit dinner on the beach on Montego Bay. Prior to the meal, Simon set the mood by leading Farrah down a curiously dong-shaped lighted pathway. Fans could be forgiven for the thinking the moment was leading up to a proposal. Farrah Abraham: Dinner in Jamaica In fact, many of them jumped to that conclusion, despite the fact that the clip ended with no such climax. Farrah bought her own engagement ring almost a year ago, so we guess it’s understandable that fans would be eagerly seeking out hints that Simon is looking to pop the question. Simon didn’t help matters by responding to the rumors with an obnoxiously coy response. “This was just her birthday surprise,” he wrote in response to the comments. And that would’ve been fine, if he hadn’t added a winking smiley face emoji at the end. But if you know Farrah, you know that she’s not the type to hide big news from the public. In fact, she doesn’t hide anything from the public. This is a girl who Snapchats brushing her teeth and openly muses about her daughter’s sex tape . There is absolutely no way that Farrah would get engaged and not immediately take out ads in every major newspaper in America. We’re sure Simon will eventually succumb to the pressure and put Farrah’s own ring on her finger, but it almost certainly didn’t happen in Jamaica last night. Watch Teen Mom online to relive every moment of the ridiculousness that is Simon and Farrah’s relationship. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
Earlier this week, we reported that Farrah Abraham and Debra Danielsen haven’t spoken in over six months, If you watch Teen Mom online , you know that Farrah and Debra have never gotten along, but they’ve always stuck it out. So the news of their estrangement left many fans wondering what could have happened to cause them to go their separate ways. Now, it looks like we may know exactly what prompted the mother-daughter rift, and like every detail that’s deemed too disturbing for the Teen Mom cameras, it’s more than a little nauseating. As you may already know, Danielsen recently got engaged to a medical professional referred to on the show as “Dr. David.” The relationship between Farrah and Doc Dave has always been strained, and most fans assumed that Farrah was just taking out her barely concealed contempt for her mother on the new man in Deb’s life. But while it’s true that Farrah didn’t live David from the start, it now looks as though she may have had good reason for her snap judgment. As first reported by In Touch , Farrah’s boyfriend, Simon Saran, has made a shocking allegation on Twitter. Saran claims that David romantically pursued Farrah before he had any contact with Debra. When Farrah shot him down, he allegedly turned his attention to her mother, and the rest is history. It’s a fan theory that’s been circulating for several months, but Saran confirmed during a recent Twitter conversation with a Teen Mom fan page. “Is it true David tweeted [Farrah] first, but settled for Deb when she didn’t respond?” the admin asked Simon. “I’m afraid so!” Simon immediately replied. Now, Simon loves him some online trash talk, but his relationship with the truth isn’t always the greatest. So everything that he says should be taken with several grains of salt. It’s interesting, however, that no one involved in this incredibly awkward situation has refuted Simon’s claim. Farrah loves drama and borderline hates her parents, but she’s neither confirmed not denied Saran’s accusation. She just quietly cut off contact with her mother – right around the time Debra and David got engaged. For many, the situation brings to mind allegations that Matt Baier hit on Farrah and several other Teen Mom stars before eventually getting engaged to Amber Portwood. We might be witnessing the beginning of a truly gross new trend. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
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