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Donald Trump Slams Stephen Colbert: I Saved His Career!

When Stephen Colbert began hosting his own show back in 2005, he was playing a character. The “Stephen Colbert” of The Colbert Report was a puffed-up, right-wing, bile-spewing egomaniac who embodied everything loathsome about American politics.  When Colbert left both the show and the character behind to fill David Letterman’s CBS time slot back in 2014, fans worried that no one else would be able to so deftly highlight the absurdity of political extremism in 21st Century America. Little did we know the 2016 election held in store. These days, your daily dose of “what in the actual f–k?!” is brought to you by the president himself, Cheeto Face McTeensyHands. It feels like if you tune out even momentarily you miss another jaw-dropping example of Donald Trump proving he’s woefully unqualified not only for the presidency, but for any position that requires regular participation in polite society. This week’s lowlight was Trump’s firing of FBI Director James Comey , a move so blatantly corrupt that even the Richard Nixon Presidential Library has been getting its shots in. But of all the people taking shots at Trump, it seems it’s Colbert who’s most effectively gotten under the president’s Day-Glo skin. Back on May 4, Colbert joked about the very friendly relationship between Trump and Vladimir Putin , and it seems Trump has spent the past week crafting his response. As usual, he choose “unhinged ravings of a lunatic” as his medium: “There’s nothing funny about what he says,” Trump told Time magazine today. “And what he says is filthy. And you have kids watching. And it only builds up my base. It only helps me, people like him. The guy was dying.” That’s around the time when a remotely sane person would stop talking, but this id the President of the United States we’re talking about! “By the way they were going to take him off television, then he started attacking me and he started doing better. But his show was dying,” Trump went on. “I’ve done his show. … But when I did his show, which by the way was very highly rated. It was high highest rating. The highest rating he’s ever had.” Yes, apparently Donald Trump has delicate the sensibilities of a Southern belle and he just faints dead away at the utterance of the mildest profanity. So next time Melania wants him to shut the hell up, she just play a tape of Donald’s conversation with Billy Bush . View Slideshow: 12 Donald Trump Tweets That Outline His Plans as President

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Kailyn Lowry SLAMS Farrah Abraham: Her Vagina is HUGE!

There have been lots of great Teen Mom feuds in the past, and for obvious reasons, they usually involve Farrah Abraham in some form. The latest might be one of the ugliest beefs the franchise has ever seen, though … it’s an understatement to say this escalated quickly. While Farrah has yet to fire a salvo in this explosive back and forth, the firebrand is currently at the heart of some serious trash talk. It all started during Monday night’s episode of Teen Mom: OG when a fan cracked a joke about Farrah’s now-infamous mini-horse, Starburst. That caught the attention of Farrah’s boyfriend, Simon Saran, who – when he’s not fighting with Farrah – doubles as a full-time Internet troll. “Stop being a hater. Go protest at a zoo or sea world,” he tweeted. “Sea World is at @KailLowry’s house, right?” the fan responded. That’s when things really got ugly. Simon has a history of trash-talking other stars of the Teen Mom franchise, but we don’t think he’s ever gone in on one of the ladies quite like this: As you can see, Kailyn defended herself, and the conversation quickly went from zero to over-the-top disgusting. Saran went full-Trump, bashing Lowry for everything from her failed relationships to her alleged promiscuity: “Sure, if you are looking to free Shamu!” Simon said in response to the aforementioned Sea World comment. As usual, Saran made up the more nauseating half of the conversation, but Kailyn crossed a few lines too. “Shamu is almost as wide as your girlfriend’s vag,” she tweeted in obvious reference to Farrah Abraham. “Or as wide as the door your baby daddy ran through when he heard you were pregnant! Got a baby by buster lol,” Saran fired back. Yeah. As fans of the franchise likely know, Kailyn is expecting her third child , but does not have a relationship with the baby’s father. So it was a low blow on his part, but … so is this: “At least he didn’t have curtains to run through,” Lowry replied, once again presumably in reference to Farrah’s vagina. “Girl everyone has ran through you!” Saran shot back. “Bc I’m a hoe & white trash right? I’ve heard it all. You can get your balls out of Farrah’s purse now,” Kailyn responded. Saran didn’t respond to that right away, but several fans fired off remarks about  Kailyn cheating on Javi Marroquin . Rumors that the Teen Mom 2 star was unfaithful while her U.S. Air Force husband was deployed overseas ran rampant last year. It’s a sensitive topic that was never really resolved, so for obvious reasons, Lowry was in no rush to respond to those allegations. Simon wasn’t about to let a cheap shot pass, though. “Roll call! Line em up! Probably 100 mother f–kers in that lineup. That whole damn football team,” Saran eventually replied. While Kailyn Lowry’s past romances and love life in general have sparked plenty of controversy, that’s taking it a bit far, no? It seems that was the end of the conversation for now, but considering it’s these two, you can bet there’s more to come. View Slideshow: 12 Most Fiery Feuds in Teen Mom History As always, you can  watch Teen Mom: OG online  to see just how absurd the cartoon characters known as Simon and Farrah have become.

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Giant Playboy Bunny Found Dead on United Flight

United Airlines is under investigation for the mysterious death of an especially large rabbit. Yes, you read that sentence correctly. Just a few weeks removed from the enormous public relations disaster of calling on the cops to drag away a customer who refused to leave his seat on an overbooked flight, the company is now under investigation again. This time, over the passing of an animal named Simon. Simon was a 10-month-old, three-foot long Continental Giant rabbit who was being transported in the cargo hold of a Boeing 767 while traveling from his breeder’s home in Great Britain to O’Hare International Airport in Chicago. He was on his way to The Windy City to go to live with a new owner. However, when a United handler went to fetch Simon upon landing, the animal – whose 4’3″ father actually holds the Guinness World Record for longest rabbit – was unresponsive.  He was dead. It was expected that Simon would outgrow his famous parent and eventually be crowned the new Longest Rabbit on the Planet. He had been sold to Bryan Bergdale, a farmland investment manager, who says he purchased the rabbit for his boss, Steve Bruere, who hoped to show it at the Iowa State Fair. “We’d built a pen and had toys all ready. It’s sort of a sad deal,” Bergdale told reporters. “We’re still in the mourning process. We’re not quite sure what we’re going to do.” Bergdale added that he paid $530 for the rabbit, along with $1,800 in shipping costs. According to Annette Edwards, a former Playboy model who lives and breeds these large animals in Worcestershire, Simon had been labeled fit to fly, with vets declaring him “in good physical condition” the day his plane took to the air. “Simon had a vet’s check-up three hours before the flight and was fit as a fiddle,” Edwards told U.K.’s The Sun newspaper yesterday, adding in confusion and anger: “Something very strange has happened and I want to know what. I’ve sent rabbits all around the world and nothing like this has happened before.” Across the globe, airlines require rabbits and most other caged pets to travel in a plane’s cargo holds. Here, the air pressure and temperature are supposed to be the same as they are in the cabin. Many companies also demand animals arrive with letters from a vet or certificates assuring they are healthy to travel. It’s unclear at this time whether or not Edwards provided documents of this nature. As previously cited, this is an especially bad time for United to be at the center of another scandal. It will likely shell out millions to Dr. David Dao for his horrendous mistreatment on board an oversold flight earlier this month. The passenger, who was sitting in a seat he purchased fairly and legally, was ordered to disembark so that United could fit four employees on board his plane. When Dao refused, he was physically yanked off board against his will, resulting in a concussion and multiple broken bones. And now USA Today reports that more than one-third of all 136 animals who died on passenger flights during the last five years passed away on United planes. What gives?!? That’s what PETA wants to know. “This rabbit was failed first by the breeder – who churns out and sells baby bunnies when animal shelters and rescue groups are full of homeless rabbits – and then by United Airlines, which shipped him off in a cargo hold like an old suitcase,” PETA President Ingrid Newkirk said in a statement to E! News. View Slideshow: #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos Take Over Internet: Choose a Favorite! “This rabbit’s death is not unique – more than 300 animals have died in cargo holds since 2005, and many more have been injured or lost. “PETA urges United to join JetBlue and Southwest in prohibiting companion animals from being flown as checked baggage in the confusion, noise, extreme temperatures, and improper pressurization of a cargo hold.” United is yet to commit to a change in its policy. But a spokesman has issued the following statement in the wake of this tragedy: “The safety and well-being of all the animals that travel with us is of the utmost importance to United Airlines and our PetSafe team. “We have been in contact with our customer and have offered assistance. We are reviewing this matter.” May Simon rest in peace. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2017: In Memoriam

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#RHOP New Housewife Monique Samuels Is Sassily Shading Her Mother In Law

Are you watching RHOP??? Monique Samuels Shades Her Mother In Law New housewife of Potomac Monique Samuels is stirring up drama this season, but not with her castmates. Monique who’s is a rapping, four-home owning, wife to Chris Samuels formerly of The Washington Redskins, was seen on Sunday’s episode facing off with her mother in law. While at dinner, Mama Shirley Samuels called Monique a “heffer” and told Monique she should get a job before she has any more kids. “You gotta get a job! You gotta get a job!” said Mama Samuels. “No I don’t,” said Monique. “He [Chris] did so good [in the NFL]. And the way Chris is so frugal, we’re good for the next 100 years to come.” “I need to get a job? I’m wifey,” she later says in her confessional. “Wifey ain’t going to get no job. We’re good.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXxAsZ7aVjc Bloop! Monique is now shading her mother in law on social media. https://twitter.com/iammrssamuels/status/853790451895341057 https://twitter.com/iammrssamuels/status/853789016675799041 Is it fair or foul to air out the mother of your husband on social media??? More on the flip. BravoTV https://twitter.com/iammrssamuels/status/853792585097383937 https://twitter.com/iammrssamuels/status/853790024407633922 https://www.instagram.com/p/BSSo0dZh2L2/?taken-by=mrsmoniquesamuels&hl=en https://www.instagram.com/p/BSkGpfSjRGc/?taken-by=mrsmoniquesamuels&hl=en

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Stephan Bela-Faux-Ante Accuses Mel B Of Letting Simon Cowell Swirl Her To Smithereens

Mel B’s Husband Accused Her Of Cheating On Him With Simon Cowell As if Stephan Bela-faux-ante hadn’t made himself look like enough of a b!t¢# with his “allegedly” abusive behavior, The Sun is not revealing that one of the estranged couple’s many massive blowups happened when he accused Mel B of bustin’ it open for her X-Factor boss, Simon Cowell. Prior to the season finale of the singing competition show, Stephan leveled his claims against Mel and the two reportedly spent all night in a fight that became physical. It is said that this fight is the reason she missed a day of shooting, overdosed on pills and had her MUA cover the bruises and scars for taping the following day. A source said: “Stephen’s jealousy at that point was causing massive problems in the marriage – and he was convinced something was going on between her and Simon. “He did not like the fact Mel obviously looked up to him and spoke about him a lot. “He thought she was up to all sorts at the time – but accusing her of sleeping with Simon was a real low point. “He just couldn’t control his jealousy and anger when she was appearing on such a high-profile show with successful people that he didn’t know. AND he want’s spousal support ??? SMFH. Image via WENN

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Simon Saran: I’m Here For Catelynn Lowell!

Wait… is Simon Saran trying to play the peacekeeper of the Teen Mom cast these days? Farrah Abraham’s boyfriend has shockingly opened up about the cheating allegations surrounding Tyler Baltierra and Catelynn Lowell and his comments are surprisingly nice.  “I feel really bad about everything,” Saran told Radar. “Marriage is something sacred between two people.” If you watch Teen Mom online , you’re probably wondering what the heck Simon knows about being in a loving relationship when all he and Farrah seem to do is argue. “I’m here for Catelynn if she needs anything,” Simon continued. It’s really difficult to judge whether Simon is being genuine or just trying to kick off another feud amongst everyone involved in the Teen Mom franchise.  Like Farrah, he has a knack for causing drama. It makes for good TV, but it leads to everyone questioning his motives when he is nice.  He even went as far as shouting on a weekly basis via Snapchat about how much he hated his fellow cast members. There was a terrible excuse about why the cheating would not be addressed on the series. Apparently, it did not fit the narrative for Baltierra and Lowell.  Surely, a bomb as huge as that would be used as a way to drum up some free publicity. The rumors could’ve been concocted out of thin air.  Tyler was quick to admit to cheating, but it seemed like he was joking.  “Damn it! We really tried keeping that a secret too! Well I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist her/him… idk it was dark and I was drunk,” he tweeted, as Lowell added, “Well since it’s out in the open @TylerBaltierra did cheat on me. He’s busted.” Now, with all of that fake  drama very much out in the open, Saran emerging from the woodwork is certainly odd.  However, he’s not the only cast member to open up about it.  Javi Marroquin and Amber Portwood recently revealed their thoughts on the matter, and they seemed to think that the rumors were untrue.  Given the way they came about, it all seems pretty absurd.  Either way, these cheating rumors and Simon extending the olive branch should be taken with a pinch of salt.  What do you think about all of this? Sound off below! View Slideshow: Teen Mom Dads, Husbands & Boyfriends Ranked: Who’s #1?!

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A Hazy Shade of Winter — Ariel's Areola Revisited

“Carry your cup in your hand,” begins a verse from Simon & Garfunkel’s 1966 smash hit A Hazy Shade of Winter, which was covered by The Bangles for the 1987 film Less Than Zero…. read more

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Should Simon Have Helped Farrah With Her Teen Mom OG Frozen Yogurt Shop Opening?

During tonight’s ‘Teen Mom OG’ episode, Farrah accepted help from Simon while opening her frozen yogurt shop. But was that the best decision?

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If You Love Nelly, You’ll Stream ‘Hot In Herre’ So He Can Pay Off The IRS

Nelly fans are trying to stream “Hot In Herre” enough times to get Nelly out of his federal tax debt.

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Teen Mom OG Trip: Why Did Farrah Invite Simon To Hawaii?

‘Teen Mom OG”s Farrah invited Simon on a family trip to Hawaii, but it didn’t turn out as expected.

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