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BH90210 Premiere: Wait, Was That Actually Good?!?

Beverly Hills, 90210 has been rebooted on Fox. Or has it been revived? Or maybe erased from memory and started all over again by most of the original cast members? It’s difficult to assess what we just watched premiere on Wednesday night — but we’re pretty sure we liked it a lot. BH90210 brought Gabrielle Carteris, Jennie Garth, Tori Spelling, Ian Ziering, Jason Priestley, Brian Austin Green and Shannen Doherty back on screen together for the first time in about 30 years. But the stars didn’t portray the characters that made them famous way back in the early 1990s. Instead, they portrayed heightened versions of themselves , flying into Las Vegas for a Beverly Hills, 90210 reunion and starring in a meta mockumentary that was actually pretty funny at even revealing at times. How so? Well…  The Tori Spelling played by Tori Spelling on this new series has six kids, a handful of reality shows on her resume, a husband who doesn’t work and serious financial issues. Tori Spelling in real life has five kids, a handful of reality shows on her resume, a husband who doesn’t work and serious financial issues . Get it now? The version of Jennie Garth fans watched on the premiere has been married three times and gets really annoyed by how everyone only refers to her as Kelly Taylor. Jennie Garth in real life is on her third marriage and has never been able to shed the iconic skin of this character, never really breaking out in any role since. Brian Austin Green on the show is a stay-at-home father, married to a gorgeous and famous singer; the only thing anyone wants to talk to him about is  his wife and he hasn’t acted in years. Brian Austin Green in real  life is married to Megan Fox and hasn’t acted in years. You can see the pattern now, right? These jokes and many of these fictional/non-fictional tidbits may not have been obvious to all viewers, but the premiere was full of other jokes regarding the original series and was also just simply funny at times without delving into the meta narratives. To continue along this theme, however: Jason Priestley on the series was a moderately successful television director who is still best remembered for playing Brandon Walsh and who seems a little annoyed by that fact.  Jason Priestley in real life is, well…. exactly the same. Ian Ziering on the series is married to a gorgeous blonde who is trying out for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and with whom he’s trying to build a career off a personalized, hashtag-themed workout book. In real life? Ziering was married for five years to a former Playmate of the Month. View Slideshow: BH90210: Everything You Need to Know About This Weird Reboot Gabrielle Carteris, who portrayed a high school student while she was in her 30s, just became a grandmother on the new show, while the real-life feud between Garth and Shannen Doherty continued on air. The premiere concluded on two notes, one intriguing and one heartbreaking. First, Doherty decided to fly to Los Angeles (from Africa, where she had been rescuing tigers) in order to join her ex-co-stars in an attempt to revive Beverly Hills, 90210 as a show-within-the-show. Second, the reboot/revival paid tribute to Luke Perry, who tragically died from a stroke earlier this year. The final scene was from a very early episode of the original; it featured Perry as Dylan and Priestley as Brandon and it depicted the charactes pulling up to the beach in a car. “Welcome to paradise, man. Welcome to your dream come true,” said Perry as the premiere cut to black. What did YOU think of BH90210? Grade it now: A B C D F View Poll »

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Keisha’s Come Up: La La Anthony Newest On Screen Swirlationship Is As Wife To Brian Austin Green On “90210” Reboot

Source: Rick Davis/ SplashNews / Splash News La La Anthony Playing Rapper Wife To Brian Austin Green On “BH90210” Congratulations to the lovely La La Anthony who recently revealed she’s won a recurring role on Fox’s “Beverly Hills, 90210” reboot series “BH90210” which will see it’s first six episodes air this summer. La La is playing the wife of “90210” OG cast member Brian Austin Green — she’s the first non-alum to officially join the cast, according to Deadline, who broke the news. View this post on Instagram 90210 IS BACK!! I’m honored to be joining the cast of 90210 It’s gonna be crazy! Excited to play the wife of the original Beverly Hills 90210 star Brian Austin Green Let’s gooooo!! A post shared by ℒᎯ ℒᎯ (@lala) on May 30, 2019 at 3:28pm PDT La La’s role won’t be much of a departure — as her character Shay is a superstar hip-hop/pop artist who brings home the bacon while her hubby is a stay at home dad to their three kids. The character is described as being someone accustomed to being the center of attention who can still be surprisingly down to earth. The series drew inspiration from the original cast’s lives — you guys should recall that Green married Megan Fox and has three sons. Green’s character David married Donna in the original “Beverly Hills, 90210” finale but on the first reboot, which aired on CW, Donna and David were separated shortly after the birth of her daughter. In the Beverly Hills, 90210 finale Green’s character David married Spelling’s Donna though in the CW’s followup series 90210, Donna revealed that she and David had separated shortly after the birth of her daughter. Check out the trailer below: Congrats to La La! She’s doing big things. She also has another project with 50 Cent called “Intercepted” which is currently in development at Starz.

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Farrah Abraham Naked of the Day

Farrah Abraham is wonderful… Sure she’s also terrifying, a looks like some kind of muppet science experiment… But I love that she took an MTV show that celebrated her being a whore….and positioned it to get a huge following…only to produce a fucking hardcore porn with a pornstar…NOT EVEN A SEX TAPE> …that sold MILLIONS…hell it even made me money….it was a fucking big deal….and now she’s this weirdo face injected mess with circus-like tits….doing weird nude shoots…like is she back on MTV? Is she back in Porn? Who knows…who cares…it’s this perfect hybrid of wonderful….that knows to take it up the ass….you know even taking that load at 15 was the best thing to ever happen to her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Hairy Nipples of the Day

Bella Thorne is a disgusting monster of a Disney Kid who has jacked up her face too fucking hard….and has spent at least a year and a half unshowered….rocking her hairy armpits like it’s a trophy or status symbol of feminism…when bitch was raised in a fucking vacuum and has no fucking concept of any reality…..she’s just mad that her boyfriend dumped her and knows her slutty content that she scaled back on with the boyfriend…who by the way was equally fucking greasy and slimy as she was…..so now she’s out with her body, that is less fit than it was…still young but not at all as interesting as when it first started transitioning from Disney to Slutty Instagram…. So OBVIOUSLY she’s got hairy nipples….that she OBVIOUSLY wants to show off in a cheeky, subtle, obvious while pretending to not be obvious way….and it’s pretty fucking gross but not gross enough for us to collectively not jack off to it…. Right? It’s like we’re in a circle jerk the website version….all of us dudes together with our dicks in our hand but it’s not gay cuz we don’t see each other…but it’s pretty fucking gay cuz you’re a fucking queer…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Bella Thorne Hairy Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Megan Fox Pussy Slip of the Day

Megan Fox Pussy Slip is a huge fucking deal…maybe just a decade too late…. Back when she was the hottest thing in Hollywood, despite being overrated, not that hot, jacked up in the face…married to David from 90210, who unlike Luke Perry is not dead, but was basically dead when they first linked up, so he brainwashed her and kept her in a cage…..grounded her when she was at her hottest…than knocked her up a dozen times….to keep them linked together forever….THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN HUGE…. Not that it isn’t huge, at least the vagina is huge, but it’s not entirely her fault…when you have a dozen or so kids…the labia, even after being rebuilt…has a mind of its fucking own….and just fucking crawls out from every direction… It’s kind of funny that we haven’t seen her cunt in all these years…but she decides to put it out there in an instagram selfie…casually…like her cunt isn’t in the pic…but I guess that’s the general way it works now, refuse to do nude scenes you’re paying for…but post nudes on social media for free….for the real fans…cuz you like how nice LIKES feel…you weathered bitch… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Megan Fox Pussy Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Megan Fox Nipple Slip of the Day

The people still think of Megan Fox as some sex object, despite being ripped open by a bunch of kids, and barely being an interesting celebrity since having her vagina ripped open by a bunch of kids. Her career as an actress was pretty uneventful and not interesting, but there was a time when the people, you people, a gang of fucking perverts felt she was the hottest person out there…and during that time, she was being held captive by David from 90210, before he knocked her up….and coddled to her teenage crush, cuz she’s old and he was famous on TV when she was a teen….so she never really pushed herself to the point we wanted to see her push herself to….and that’s not being in Transformers 7 the Search for Spock or whatever the fuck it will be called….it’s her starring in meaningful rolls that involve us seeing her labia and just how much damage that David from 90210 did to it. TO SEE MORE MEGAN FOX CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Megan Fox Nipple Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madison Beer Is Megan Fox 2.0

Normally, I like to see Madison Beer in as little clothing as possible, but since she is the new Megan Fox I don’t mind once in a while seeing her like this.Sure it’s boring, but she’s pretty and it’s an alright photoshoot. So whatever!                

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Naked of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is doing the opposite of IRELAND BALDWIN ….you know hiding her pussy, instead of cutting a hole in her shirt when she’s not wearing panties to give the world a window into her pussy soul….something that I feel is the highlight of the day and the best thing Ireland Baldwin has accomplished to date…. Rosie Huntington Whitely…a model and I guess actress who proved the Megan Fox is replaceable in one of the Transformers movies….She is married or breeding with bald, rich as fuck, ripped because he’s bald and no one wants to be the bald fat guy, especially not you….giving the hope to the bald people of the world…has been getting naked forever and I’ve always appreciated it. She always seemed like an uptight cunt – you know high end – the kind of girl who smells showered and like flowers that would never talk to you, just give you offended dirty looks when she catches you staring at her…I like that. I assume she’s not showing her pussy because she just had a kid and it’s mangled…or maybe she’s just not that kind of lady…yet I am a firm believer….they are all that kind of lady…that’s how we know their names, backstory and why they get paid…. Hot tits. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rosie Huntington Whiteley Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Hard Nipples of the Day

Rosie Huntington Whiteley is a pretty great story of a model who was willing to get naked, being cast in a movie to prove Megan Fox was a talentless hack, only to go back to modelling, and launching her own collection of lingerie…because she’s a lingerie model so it makes sense…you know on brand marketing…. I find her one of the hottest models there ever was, especially out of the UK, where we normally see yellow/green toothed grey skinned Chimney Sweepers…. She is now a mom, has a kid with some bad rich as fuck celebrity, as these models do…. I don’t know if that has anything to do with her hard nipples, you know nipples change, bodies change when you’ve had milk filled tits…milk filled tits we all wished we nourished ourselves with, you know after attaching her to our milking machine in our basement, to produce Rosie Huntington cheese to serve at all our fancy dinner parties…right? That nipple placement…fantastic…. MORE ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rosie Huntington Whiteley Hard Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madison Beer’s Cleavage Show

Madison Beer has some nice titties. And girl knows how to flaunt them on Instagram stories. I know many of you think she looks like Megan Fox and that comes with problems. She may be just too hot to ever make it massively. Not to worry, she will be able to always promote teeth whitening solutions on her social media.                

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