I can now give Elizabeth Hurley the title for Hottest Elderly Woman on Instagram. It’s sad, but kinda hot. Good for her for acting like an 18 year old, I’m just happy I’m not her kids. Imagine waking up in the morning and seeing your mom topless in a pool acting like an InstaHo. Gross.
I can now give Elizabeth Hurley the title for Hottest Elderly Woman on Instagram. It’s sad, but kinda hot. Good for her for acting like an 18 year old, I’m just happy I’m not her kids. Imagine waking up in the morning and seeing your mom topless in a pool acting like an InstaHo. Gross.
I can’t believe I missed this photoshoot of Madison Beer for some magazine. I dig the braids and the whole look. I swear she reminds me of Megan Fox. I’m pretty sure she will have a similar career path. When you’re that pretty, you end up being boring or too pretty to be cast in any movie. Such a shame. Maybe Madison should get a bad nose prosthetic.
I can’t believe I missed this photoshoot of Madison Beer for some magazine. I dig the braids and the whole look. I swear she reminds me of Megan Fox. I’m pretty sure she will have a similar career path. When you’re that pretty, you end up being boring or too pretty to be cast in any movie. Such a shame. Maybe Madison should get a bad nose prosthetic.
I find Iskra Lawrence offensive. It’s like keep it in your damn pants girl…but I guess based on her eating habits and her body that has resulted from her eating habits…and a career that she’s created off her eating habits alone…she’s not quite one to have my will power…but instead just aggressively pushes her “fat is beauitful”…”give fat a chance” agenda on all of us…. I remember a time when naked fat chicks had their own fetish magazines for the fucking weirdos who were into that…I assume weirdos who had fat moms they wanted to fuck or who were raped as children by fat women in their lives…like the fat babysitter or the fat nanny and who were never able to get past that fetish….and sometimes they’d crack and buy a magazine or a fat woman to fuck after a night of drinking when self control was at a low.. BUT I know as a man married to a fat women, which I guess is like a racist saying “I have black friends’…or a homophobe saying “some of my best friends are cocksucking faggots”…I feel I can say fat is disgusting, it’s mushy, it’s unhealthy, it leads to diabetes and it should remain a fetish for weirdos or your last option for sex…and it should not be normalized or celebrated…and woman like Iskra Lawrence should not be seen as icons for a huge bowel movement…because anyone who knows fat chicks knows real fat chicks hate themselves too much to promote themselves and that this is some black face the fat chick version to get paid… I’ve said it before, and it’s all I got, but I am sure it’s true…every carb heavy meal she sucks down is 100 percent an attempt to get even fatter and make more noise…and not just when doing cannon balls at the public pool….
For the longest time, Rosie Huntington Whiteley was one of my favorite models… I just thought she was classy, amazing, busty, half naked, and then she replaced Megan Fox in Transformers and I thought she was a great mechanism for the Hollywood machine to show the world that acting requires no talent or skill, any hot chick can do it, just throw her into the mix and she’ll make it work… I don’t know if she’s classy or amazing, but she is busty and has been naked enough…I know she’s got a baby with Jason Strathem or whatever his name is…and that gives hope to any of you balding fucks that if you get ripped, a action movie star career, a lot of money, you can also knock up models….like she’s some beacon of hope to losers… But I do know her dress is see through, and I guess you know that too…cuz you’re looking at that big floppy mom tit and it’s nice….making me hungry..in a “MAMMA FEED ME” kind of way…that I blame my mother for not breast feeding me as she was too busy turning tricks in a Mexican border town to care…which I guess leaves deep rooted issues with a person….issues that have led me to devote my life to TITTY pics.
According to my sources (AKA this video), I guess Megan Fox is working with Forever 21 now? And I don’t really get it, considering she’s got three kids and hasn’t been 21 in a really long time. But apparently they “collaborated” on a lingerie collection and then got Megan to model it herself. OK, nevermind, I think now I get it. Smart!
Megan Fox ‘s hotness comeback is in full swing and I’m so glad that she is back. I’m a little old school when it comes to my chicks. That being said Megan, my greasy mitts and little Tuna spent years together playing pocket pool until she decided to marry a douche, have a kid and disappear from the limelight. But now she’s back and I’m loving the reunion.