I can’t believe I missed this photoshoot of Madison Beer for some magazine. I dig the braids and the whole look. I swear she reminds me of Megan Fox. I’m pretty sure she will have a similar career path. When you’re that pretty, you end up being boring or too pretty to be cast in any movie. Such a shame. Maybe Madison should get a bad nose prosthetic.
I can’t believe I missed this photoshoot of Madison Beer for some magazine. I dig the braids and the whole look. I swear she reminds me of Megan Fox. I’m pretty sure she will have a similar career path. When you’re that pretty, you end up being boring or too pretty to be cast in any movie. Such a shame. Maybe Madison should get a bad nose prosthetic.
Margot Robbie hasn’t come forward with the executive she had sex with or let jerk off to her because she knows that life is about trade offs. She’s also an Australian and Australians are sexual deviants and don’t view dudes jerking off to chicks as a bad thing. That’s probably why all the famous girls these days are immigrants from Europe or Australia…because the execs no they won’t rat them out like Americans, you know because they’ll get deported and because other cultures arent’ as uptight about the boss calling 11 pm meetings in the hotel room bathroom…. There has to be a story of why this one exists, she’s just not hot enough to carry the career she has, in all the movies, cast in everything and all the while being big, clunky and uninteresting…. It all started with Margot Robbie Nude in a Movie…the ONLY TIME you SHould Care About Margot Robbie…. And now she is fucking everywhere, rich as fuck…something that happens to so few girls getting naked…that there’s a backstory and I don’t trust her. She must be reptillian… I mean here’s more Pics Of Margot Robbie Being Boring and it’s boring…but I’ll post them cuz the internet tells me she matters. TO SEE MARGOT ROBBIE IN A STRAPLESS DRESS – CLICK HERE TO SEE MARGOT ROBBIE AT THE HOLLYWOOD FILM AWARDS CLICK HERE TO SEE MARGOT ROBBIE AT ANOTHER EVENT CLICK HERE The post Margot Robbie Still Not Hot At Film Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know I tend to knock awards shows for being boring, overlong celebrity circle jerks, but listen, one of the great things about the Oscars is that it’s so big and important, it brings out just about every hottie in Hollywood. Because even if they don’t get invited to the main event, there’s all the after-parties and pre-parties and viewing parties. And then we get shots like this of Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party looking smoking hot, and 100% Oscar-worthy. And yes, I know these two aren’t real actresses, but I decided to re-name the Little Tuna “Oscar” just in case some gullible hottie falls for it… Somebody tell Kate and Emily they can pick up their honorary Oscars in my mom’s basement. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I haven’t posted on Amanda Seyfried in an hour and I’m going into withdrawl…So here she is being boring again…cuz even when she’s boring she’s better than you but more importantly…I’m into it… Seriously, they need to cast her in every fucking movie that comes out. She is the best thing to happen to Hollywood and they need to recognize…And to protest that- I am going to cast her in every single post I do going forward….think of this as a hunger strike for someone who likes eating too much to suffer and who no one would notice was on strike cuz I is irrelevant… Just doin my part to make a difference in the world…
She needs to step her fucking game up. This is another set of pictures of Amanda Seyfried being boring, weird, average looking and not sexed the fuck up. It offends me. She has a fucking job to do and part of that job is being half naked, naked and not this hippie mess I know has thick lesbian, tree hugging bush, cuz it holds the peanut butter for when her dog gets to work on her cunt. I hate her. I know she’s doing this on purpose, like it’s some kind of joke to mock all of us…that’s the kid of behavior that gets a bitch beat the fuck up where I’m from…cuz no one likes a cocktease….especially when she’s making shitting facial expressions…even if her nipples are hard…. Pics via Fame
Lily Allen is a fucking slob and here she is in a pair of bikini bottoms showing off what not working out, eating too much, drinking too much and doing a lot of drugs thanks to the money you made using your mother’s connections and landing your a stupid record deal,recruiting dumb girls as fans and being boring while unsexy at all the same fucking time…here are the pics… Pics via Fame Facebook Shut Me Down Cuz They Are Racist- So Add My New Account ADD ME