I know I tend to knock awards shows for being boring, overlong celebrity circle jerks, but listen, one of the great things about the Oscars is that it’s so big and important, it brings out just about every hottie in Hollywood. Because even if they don’t get invited to the main event, there’s all the after-parties and pre-parties and viewing parties. And then we get shots like this of Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party looking smoking hot, and 100% Oscar-worthy. And yes, I know these two aren’t real actresses, but I decided to re-name the Little Tuna “Oscar” just in case some gullible hottie falls for it… Somebody tell Kate and Emily they can pick up their honorary Oscars in my mom’s basement. Photos: WENN.com
