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Taylor Swift And Selena Gomez Make A Good Pair

Two of my favorite pop star hotties Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez showed up to the Vanity Fair Oscar Party last night, and even though these two weren’t officially nominated for anything, who cares? I’m sure they’ll get their’s eventually, just like Leo finally did. Especially if they agree to film that sex tape I keep bugging them about. Anyone can fight a bear. But pretending to enjoy hooking up with a blogger? Now that would be some serious acting. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kate Upton And Emily Ratajkowski’s Boob Show

I know I tend to knock awards shows for being boring, overlong celebrity circle jerks, but listen, one of the great things about the Oscars is that it’s so big and important, it brings out just about every hottie in Hollywood. Because even if they don’t get invited to the main event, there’s all the after-parties and pre-parties and viewing parties. And then we get shots like this of  Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party looking smoking hot, and 100% Oscar-worthy. And yes, I know these two aren’t real actresses, but I decided to re-name the Little Tuna “Oscar” just in case some gullible hottie falls for it… Somebody tell Kate and Emily they can pick up their honorary Oscars in my mom’s basement. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading