Category Archives: Kate Upton

Kate Upton Busts Out In A Bikini

Posted on April 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

I don’t know if it technically qualifies as a hotness comeback if you’ve still been doing magazine covers once a month, but Kate Upton was looking pretty boring (which is code for chubby, just to be clear) for a while there. And between that great lip sync video yesterday and now this latest Instagram shot, I’m happy to report that she’s looking like the old Kate again. AKA the one that’s a total instant pants fire in a bikini. Phew. It’s about time. A post shared by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Apr 19, 2017 at 10:21am PDT Continue reading →

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Kate Upton Is The 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue Cover Model

Posted on February 15, 2017 by Benny Hollywood

After weeks of those super-hot teaser videos , the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has finally been released, and Kate Upton got the cover — again . That makes it three times for the busty blonde. And to celebrate, they apparently made three different covers so you can “collect them all” or something. But since no one would actually ever do that, I’ve got all three for you here, so you can enjoy them all without looking like a big weirdo for buying an armful of the same damn magazine. You’re welcome in advance. » view all 19 photos Continue reading →

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Kate Upton’s Funbags Are Camera Shy

Posted on April 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Normally, if I was doing a post on Kate Upton and her cute puppies, I’d be talking about those massive funbags of hers, but they must be camera-shy or something, because my former favorite busty blonde hasn’t been showing them off much lately. Instead, she kept them covered up here on her way through LAX with her dog, although if you ask me, she should’ve let ’em run free. Just to be clear, I’m not talking about her dog this time. I know it can get a little confusing.           Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Kate Upton And Emily Ratajkowski’s Boob Show

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I know I tend to knock awards shows for being boring, overlong celebrity circle jerks, but listen, one of the great things about the Oscars is that it’s so big and important, it brings out just about every hottie in Hollywood. Because even if they don’t get invited to the main event, there’s all the after-parties and pre-parties and viewing parties. And then we get shots like this of  Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party looking smoking hot, and 100% Oscar-worthy. And yes, I know these two aren’t real actresses, but I decided to re-name the Little Tuna “Oscar” just in case some gullible hottie falls for it… Somebody tell Kate and Emily they can pick up their honorary Oscars in my mom’s basement. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Plus-size Model Kate Upton’s Workout For W Magazine

Posted on September 22, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

Now that Kate Upton is the world’s most famous plus-sized model , it looks like she let W Magazine tag along to check out her workout. And I think I’ve finally figured out why Kate’s looking bigger these days. See, I may not know much about exercising (I’m a blogger, remember?), but I’m pretty sure she should be doing cardio, not weight training, if she wants to lose a few extra LBs. But lucky for Kate, I’ve got just the solution: it’s called the Tuna press, and it only takes 30-45 seconds a day. And yes, I’m available for private lessons. Call me! Continue reading →

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Kate Upton Will Put You To Sleep

Posted on September 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

The last few times I’ve done a post on Kate Upton , I’ve been trying to figure out what happened to the busty blonde. I mean, for a while there, she was one of the hottest models around. But now? She’s just been kind of average. Anyway, here she is out during New York Fashion Week looking pretty boring, and if you ask me, if Kate wants to turn this thing around, she’s going to have to do something drastic. Like, say, having a high-profile fling with a semi-famous blogger. Hey, I’m just tossing out ideas. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Miranda Kerr Ass-umes The Best Position Ever!

Posted on August 25, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today:  Miranda Kerr , Rosie Huntington-Whiteley , Lily Donaldson , Candice Swanepoel , Kate Upton , and Anja Rubik … And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine ‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know. Continue reading →

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Kate Upton Is Now A Regular Chick

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

After I went ahead and posted those last few Kate Upton photoshoots , I figured that the world’s most famous busty blonde was back on top of her game. Then I saw these pictures of her looking like just another normal girl, not one of the so-called hottest models around. Apparently, she’s filming some new movie here, so either she’s a great actress and hair and makeup did one hell of a job, or maybe we’ve been wrong about Kate. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Kate Upton Is Now A Regular Chick

Posted on May 7, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

After I went ahead and posted those last few Kate Upton photoshoots , I figured that the world’s most famous busty blonde was back on top of her game. Then I saw these pictures of her looking like just another normal girl, not one of the so-called hottest models around. Apparently, she’s filming some new movie here, so either she’s a great actress and hair and makeup did one hell of a job, or maybe we’ve been wrong about Kate. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Kate Upton Does Manic Magazine

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood

I can’t speak for you guys, but I’m pretty glad to see Kate Upton getting back to her old busty ways with this latest photoshoot for Manic Magazine ‘s lingerie special. Because if she wants to reclaim her title as my favorite busty blonde, a new set of seriously-hot lingerie pictures are a great start. Obviously, a surprise visit to my mom’s basement would’ve been even better, but hopefully Kate’s working her way up to that. So for now, just enjoy these. I know I will. Continue reading →

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