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Jessica Lowndes Is Still Trying Too Hard

Posted on January 25, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Last time we checked in on  Jessica Lowndes , she was busy trying way too hard to become a professional Insta-hottie . But it looks like now maybe she’s given up on all that and decided to try to become professional arm candy for some rich billionaire instead. Because here she is on the cover of something called Luxury Life , and I’m not clear on whether it’s a magazine or a catalogue, but I’m definitely interested in finding out how much this would cost. My blogger salary may not be much, but I’ve saved a ton on rent living with my mom over the years. » view all 11 photos

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Sophie Mudd’s Breasts Are The Next HUGE Thing

Posted on January 19, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know you guys probably think blogging is easy, because I get to do it from home in my sweatpants, but one of the most important parts of this job — besides making sure I don’t get Cheeto dust in my keyboard — is finding new hotties for us all to drool over. And I think we just hit the jackpot with  Sophie Mudd here. According to my sources, this 18-year-old Insta-hottie is supposed to be “the next Emily Ratajkowski ” but that’s crazy. It’s obvious she’s already way bigger. » view all 25 photos

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Natalie Roser In Sexy Lingerie

Posted on September 6, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For a second there, I couldn’t remember if Natalie Roser was a real working lingerie model, or just another Insta-hottie who managed to luck into a gig with Fredericks of Hollywood for some #sponsored #posts. But then I realized something: as long as we’re getting a new round of pants fire-worthy lingerie pictures for a hot busty blonde, it really doesn’t matter, does it? Enjoy!

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Kendall Jenner Does Adidas

Posted on August 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know how or why Adidas decided that Kendall Jenner would be a good spokesmodel — sorry, “brand ambassador” — for them. Considering I’m pretty sure she’s never actually broken a sweat in her life and probably pays assistants to move her legs for her on the exercise bike. But whatever. I’m not going to argue with results. Because this latest shoot has definitely sent my heart rate soaring. Yow!

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Gender Neutral Halsey Does Playboy

Posted on August 17, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess Playboy must really be hurting for “celebrity” models these days, because that’s the only reason I can think of for why they asked former up-and-coming pop star/hottie   Halsey to pose for them for their latest issue. It’s not like she’s a major draw or household name or anything. And yeah, I’m sorry, but if you ask me, they could’ve picked any Insta-hottie/professional “influencer” at random and this shoot would’ve turned out 20 times hotter. Oh well. There’s always next issue.

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Victoria Justice Does A Bikini Good

Posted on August 14, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Victoria Justice as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert, but I’m glad to see she’s given up on that emo art project of hers and started using Instagram the way it was meant to be used: AKA posting bikini pictures and leggy travel pictures. So congratulations Victoria, you’ve finally officially graduated to professional Insta-hottie status. Feel free to update your resume accordingly.

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Amber Heard Gets Wet

Posted on May 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s one for all you nerds out there: according to my sources, these shots of  Amber Heard are from the new Aquaman movie. I’m not sure who she’s playing, because I’m too lazy and I’m not a total loser, but I’m sure you guys will send me hate mail about how I should’ve immediately recognized that’s FishGirl or whoever. Anyway, on the plus side, even if you don’t care about comics, this is still some solid Amber Heard cleavage, so there’s something we all can enjoy.

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Nicole Scherzinger Is An Instagram Model Now

Posted on May 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t really been keeping up with  Nicole Scherzinger much lately, so I’m not really sure what my favorite former Pussycat Doll has been doing for work these days. But I guess her 15 minutes must be running out or something, because she’s turned to the one place every former hottie goes to try to stay relevant: Instagram. I guess she’s a professional Insta-hottie now? And yeah, if you ask me, this definitely ought to extend her 15 minutes at least another 30, 45 seconds. Yow!

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Nicole Scherzinger Is An Instagram Model Now

Posted on May 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t really been keeping up with  Nicole Scherzinger much lately, so I’m not really sure what my favorite former Pussycat Doll has been doing for work these days. But I guess her 15 minutes must be running out or something, because she’s turned to the one place every former hottie goes to try to stay relevant: Instagram. I guess she’s a professional Insta-hottie now? And yeah, if you ask me, this definitely ought to extend her 15 minutes at least another 30, 45 seconds. Yow!

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Valeria Boyko Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

Posted on February 27, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So I know that usually whenever I introduce you guys to a new Insta-hottie, I can’t tell you much you can’t already see with your own eyes. But I actually did more than 30 seconds worth of research on  Valeria Boyko here (a new personal best!). And it turns out this Ukrainian hottie is a former ballerina and now works as a TV host/model. Oh, and she’s also married to some Ukrainian soccer star, but I’m pretty sure that won’t last long once she finds out she’s caught the Tuna’s eye. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline. » view all 11 photos

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