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Olivia Munn’s Sweet Firm Tush

A couple months back, when we first learned that Olivia Munn had broken up with that loser quarterback she’d been dating , I predicted that we were going to start seeing a lot more of Olivia. And I’m glad to see that I was right, because here she is showing off her bikini booty on social media. I guess she must be looking for a new rich boyfriend or a new gig, and even though I can’t offer her that first one (at least, not until my Burger King coupons vest), I have been looking for a new personal bikini assistant for the summer… Call me, Olivia!

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Daniela Lopez Osorio Is Working On Her Fitness

Daniela Lopez Osorio photoshoots have always been a killer workout, and this latest one from the Colombian hottie is no different. Here she is modeling some new leggings and workout gear in a boxing-themed shoot, and I guarantee this perfect booty will have you doing pants lifts in no time. I might even go for a new personal best today. » view all 32 photos Continue reading

Valeria Boyko Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

So I know that usually whenever I introduce you guys to a new Insta-hottie, I can’t tell you much you can’t already see with your own eyes. But I actually did more than 30 seconds worth of research on  Valeria Boyko here (a new personal best!). And it turns out this Ukrainian hottie is a former ballerina and now works as a TV host/model. Oh, and she’s also married to some Ukrainian soccer star, but I’m pretty sure that won’t last long once she finds out she’s caught the Tuna’s eye. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline. » view all 11 photos

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Paris Hilton’s Hotness Tour Continues…

I’m always happy to help extend Paris Hilton ‘s 15 minutes of fame by another 30 seconds (or 45 if I’m going for a new personal best), so here’s the original hot nobody at the Charbel Zoe Haute Couture store launch in LA, whatever that is. And all I ask in return is that this hotness comeback tour of Paris’ makes a quick stop at my mom’s basement. Again, we’re talking 45 seconds, tops. The way I’ve been keeping her “career” going all these years, I think it’s only fair. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Eva Longoria Gets Stuffed In A Tight Dress

We don’t see Eva Longoria around too much anymore, probably because now that Desperate Housewives has been off the air for a couple years, she’s kind of irrelevant these days. But I’ve always been a fan of that juicy booty of hers, especially when it’s stuffed into a tight dress like it is here. So I’m happy to help Eva keep her 15 minutes of fame going, and if you ask me, these shots probably bought her at least another 30 seconds. Hell, maybe even 45 if I can finally hit that new personal best. Wish me luck. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Lisa Snowdon’s Bust Are Impressive

Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Lisa Snowdon so much yesterday, here’s the busty British cougar back at it again today in another tight t-shirt that shows off her seriously impressive talents. You know, I’ve always been interested in moving to England, their men’s magazines are better, their reality stars are hotter, and my pasty white blogger complexion would fit in way better. I’m not sure what I’d do for work, but if Lisa’s looking for a new personal assistant, I give great back front massages. Call me. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Lisa Snowdon’s Bust Are Impressive

Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Lisa Snowdon so much yesterday, here’s the busty British cougar back at it again today in another tight t-shirt that shows off her seriously impressive talents. You know, I’ve always been interested in moving to England, their men’s magazines are better, their reality stars are hotter, and my pasty white blogger complexion would fit in way better. I’m not sure what I’d do for work, but if Lisa’s looking for a new personal assistant, I give great back front massages. Call me. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Natalie Gal Is Red Hot

I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on this Natalie Gal hottie before, but according to my sources, she’s a Russian model/actress who was a runner-up on America’s Next Top Model and, uh… that’s as far as I got. Sorry, I lose interest whenever my research turns up actual facts instead of bikini pictures. Anyway, here she is at a screening of some painfully boring-sounding movie called Field of Lost Shoes , and even though Natalie’s kind of got a crazy eyes thing going, who cares? She’s still smoking hot. And that’s more than enough to hold my interest for the next 30 seconds. Maybe even 45 if I go for a new personal best. Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Super Hottie Samantha Archibald

Can’t say I know too much about this Samantha Archibald hottie, even after an exhaustive 45 seconds of research (a new personal best!). But luckily I think the pictures in this photoshoot pretty much speak for themselves and tell you all you really need to know about Samantha. Namely, that she’s really hot and that I’d like to see a whole lot more of her where these came from. Enjoy. » view all 63 photos

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Meet Hottie Nadine Leopold

For today’s installment of everybody’s favorite semi-regular feature Better Get to Know a No-Name Model, we’ve got Austrian hottie Nadine Leopold . Now, according to my exhaustive 45 seconds of research (a new personal best), I was able to find out that Nadine loves Drake, almost became a vet, and that none of you degenerates care about any of this when there’s super-hot bikini pictures involved. So I’ll just shut up now and let you enjoy. You’re welcome.

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