I don’t do that many posts on Iggy Azalea because personally, I don’t like big fake-like butts and cellulite. However, she has a decent face and a career that probably could use a little help, so I figure I’d give her the Tuna bump. You’re welcome!
Judging from these latest Instagram shots, somebody out there was smart enough to invite Emily Ratajkowski and her A-list cleavage to the Oscars last night , even though she’s not actually a real actress or anything. And if you ask me, that’s a great call. In fact, we should all just go ahead and give Emily a standing invite to any/all major events from now on: awards shows, the Super Bowl , blogger pants parties. You name it.
So I know that usually whenever I introduce you guys to a new Insta-hottie, I can’t tell you much you can’t already see with your own eyes. But I actually did more than 30 seconds worth of research on Valeria Boyko here (a new personal best!). And it turns out this Ukrainian hottie is a former ballerina and now works as a TV host/model. Oh, and she’s also married to some Ukrainian soccer star, but I’m pretty sure that won’t last long once she finds out she’s caught the Tuna’s eye. …Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline. » view all 11 photos
Maybe I’ve just missed it, but I feel like we haven’t gotten nearly enough Snapchat hotness from Lindsey Pelas lately. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and do a little old-fashioned Instagram creeping research in order to find some new pictures of one of my favorite busty blonde hot nobodies to share with you all today. You’re welcome. » view all 11 photos
Pretty sure I’ve introduced you guys to this Russian super-babe before, but in case you missed Anastasiya Scheglova last time, you’re definitely going to want to pay extra attention to this latest bikini photoshoot of hers. I still don’t know too much more about Anastasiya, but she’s smoking hot and has a killer bikini body, and that’s more than enough for me to propose. And I think this time I might actually have a chance, since I can offer her something of value for once. No, not the Tuna Bump. I’m talking about a green card. Call me!
According to my sources, Hunter King is at the 40th anniversary celebration for Soap Opera Digest in these pictures, and I was going to ask what a hottie like Hunter was doing at a party for a soap opera mag, considering she’s not 80 or a shut-in (at least, as far as I know). But it turns out the busty blonde is on The Young and the Restless , which I guess explains it. It also explains why she hasn’t responded to my pitch for my new sex tape TV show The Hottie and the Tuna yet. I guess she’s just been too busy. Yeah, that’s gotta be it. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I know there’s a lot of competition for the coveted title of the Tuna’s #1 favorite Dutch hottie — I’m pretty sure there’s at least 3 or 4 Victoria’s Secret models in there. But for my money, Sylvie Meis blows them all away, thanks to insanely hot outfits like this one. So sorry Bregje Heinen and Marloes Horst , but better luck next year. There’s just no competing with this. Photos: WENN.com
Here’s something that ought get you sickos excited: hot cousins Hailey and Ireland Baldwin at the Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation premiere in New York. And even though they’re just faking that kiss, I figure it’s probably enough to keep your lesbian fantasies going for a while (or at least 30-45 seconds). Anyway, if I had to pick a favorite, I think Hailey’s hotter. But still, I wouldn’t mind being the Tuna in this Baldwin sandwich. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I don’t know a whole lot about Joy Corrigan , but according to my sources, she’s a big star on Instagram . And with a body like this, I can definitely see why. That said, I think Joy could become an even bigger deal with a little help from a semi-famous blogger. We’ll start with this Tuna Bump, and work our way up from there, but I’ve got a lot of great ideas. And no, not all of them involve filming a sex tape with yours truly. Just most of them. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I just came across this seriously amazing set of lingerie pictures from Polish super-cutie Sandra Kubicka , and I’m gonna go ahead and assume this is a Valentine’s Day-themed shoot, only because I think “giving the Tuna a five-alarm pants fire” is probably a little too specific for a theme. Either way though, it’s one of the hottest things you’ll see all month. And that’s one thing I’m sure of. Enjoy.