Tag Archives: only-because

Alyssa Miller Titties of the Day

I don’t know what this is about…but there are slutty pics of Alyssa Miller, who you probably don’t remember, but who was an Sports Illustrated a long time ago because she dated some long time Sports Illustrated photographer’s son, who helped get her into the magazine, and the second she had the chance to upgrade to a celebrity, she did…and the celebrity she upgraded to was Jake Gyllenhaal, who I can’t stand, only because I had an altercation with him a decade ago, that was pretty fucking hilarious, only because it ended with Disney Lawyers trying to shut me down….until I told them I had a video of Jake having his tantrum like the queer that he is… A queer who used to play with these titties..before they fucked him up the ass with a strap on. The post Alyssa Miller Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

View post:
Alyssa Miller Titties of the Day

Barbara Palvin See Through Photoshoot of the Day

Barbara Palvin has nipples…fascinating…considering she’s a human and they all have nipples. You perverts need to stop sexualizing women, and you need to realize that this slut shaming girls who are too hot to fuck you, is outdated and your body shaming these women who objectify themselves and get paid tens of thousands of dollars a day to be a body that sells product is not progressive at all. It is outdated thinking that goes against supporting women, or allowing them to be empowered while brands pay them a lot of money to be the body that sells product for them…not that Palvin gets that much work, she’s too big…but she is in the media in this shoot and that counts for something…only because of the nipples…..because I sexualize nipples…thanks to being a man. The post Barbara Palvin See Through Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read the original:
Barbara Palvin See Through Photoshoot of the Day

Canon Feat. Derek Minor “Over Do It” [NEW MUSIC VIDEO]

Go here to see the original:

Atlanta artists Canon and Derek Minor put a twist on Richard Pryor’s 1985 comedy, “Brewster’s Million” for the music video for, “Over Do It,” a song off of Canon’s “Loose Canon Vol. 3″ album. The hype hip-hop song wastes no time turning up for the listener, and not only because of the beat. Canon and […]

Canon Feat. Derek Minor “Over Do It” [NEW MUSIC VIDEO]

Kylie Jenner Sponsored By a Toilet Company of the Day

It seems fitting, almost like things have come full circle, that a Kardashian, or at least a creature created and honed and designed by the Kardashians would be sponsored by a toilet company. Not only because the Kardashians are the shit stain on society, the raw sewage that’s in our water source, tainting all of our souls…or more specifically that Kylie, like her sisters is just a useless pile of feces… But because it is well established that in the Sex Tape that made the Kardashians, Kim K was pissed on, and for the years they’ve existed, I’ve called her a urinal…not quite as classy as TOTO brand toilets but a urinal nonetheless…related to TOTO…and it’s good to see the family finally coming together….and I don’t mean because Rob Diabetes Kardashian is fucking Tyga Kylie’s Sex Offender’s baby momma…Blac Chyna….I had drawing attention to their famewhoring…what I mean is…TOILETS! The post Kylie Jenner Sponsored By a Toilet Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more from the original source:
Kylie Jenner Sponsored By a Toilet Company of the Day

Emma Roberts Is In A Bra

I don’t know when Emma Roberts became a professional lingerie model, but don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely digging this latest photoshoot she did for Aerie . That said, I don’t know if the pasty hottie should quit her day job just yet… But that’s only because I enjoy seeing Emma show off her pale stems in short shorts for the paps too. Hopefully she can keep doing both for now.

Continue reading here:
Emma Roberts Is In A Bra

Natalie Portman for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I once wrote, but you didn’t ready, that I always laugh when I see Natalie Portman, only because she’s got so many gold stars of David next to her brandname… The first being Jewish. Jewish guys fucking love hot Jewish girls, it gives them hope that they too will find a hot one amongst the inbred troll looking ones…since there are only so many Jewish girls around…and as we know…any culture has a limited amount of hot girls and the hot girl to troll girl ratio is never favorable….When you’re not forced to marry a Jewish girl to make your family happy, you have more options…so the hot Jewish girl’s stock is valuable..she’s in high demand… That is why even the fattest most disgusting Jewish girl is a daddy’s girl with a bad attitude, because she knows she’ll be fine…married and mom…to a rich guy…. The second gold star of David is that she’s also done Star Wars…which is just a WTF..set for life…fanbase forever situation… Here she is in Harper’s Bazaar… The post Natalie Portman for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more here:
Natalie Portman for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Paris Hilton’s Cocktease Plane Crash of the Day

Why can’t it be real and from 10 years ago, you know when she was sucking off of the media industry to make stupid fucking money…you know when she needed to be in the plane crash to end her annoying…and Kim K at the source… But doing it now, is just a tease of what could have been, for those of us stuck in the past, like me, I run a blog don’t I?…what is this 1998? What should have been, and now all what will hopefully will be – with the Armenian Paris Hiltons, the world doesn’t need more pillution…. Pretty solid prank by the Arab money that seem to LOVE Paris Hilton, but …would have been nice if it went wrong…only because it is Paris Hilton, an actual terrorist on pop culture.. She probably staged this to remind you that Paris Hilton exists…Obviosuly she staged this…she’s Paris Hilton…and wants you to know she exists… The post Paris Hilton’s Cocktease Plane Crash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Go here to read the rest:
Paris Hilton’s Cocktease Plane Crash of the Day

Coco’s Got Lingerie of the Day

Coco is hilarious. She’s so fucking vile, but I don’t hate her, only because she owns her trashy white trash, hooker or stripper turned wife to some rich as fuck rapper…all thanks to being white and having a silly as fuck ass that only a black dude would like…if it was trendy to have a big fucking ass… She must be in her 40s now, and she’s finally managed to release a line of the cheapest looking lingerie…that I don’t think can even be called lingerie, I can’t even imagine anyone but strippers would look at this and think “I need this it is so pretty”….because it’s not, it’s like vile, I think I got herpes watching this…and staring too long at the g-string mid-twerk… And the funny thing is that I loved EVERY fucking second of it…. The post Coco’s Got Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

See the article here:
Coco’s Got Lingerie of the Day

Demi Lovato’s Tanning in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t think Demi Lovato is hot. I do think her selfie, POV, crotch shot, despite her bikini bottoms looking a little like a diaper, and her body looking a little like a pile of shit, has potential..but only because I can tell that she’s the kind of girl who knows to crop out her face, so no one can be 100 percent sure it is her, and that kind of girl…is one who takes nudes…she’s just more into showing the world her “bikini” from an angle where she looks good, proportionate and not fat….some of the perkiest tits and flattest stomachs happen when a girl is laying on her back…I guess a lot of rapes do too… That said, I think she dates Wilmer Valderamma, the Lohan Virginity killer, so we can assume she’s a dirty fucking girl who knows how to get down…with him and probably other girls…as all these rich powerhouses are fucked…especially when it comes to how they fuck… The post Demi Lovato’s Tanning in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

Read more from the original source:
Demi Lovato’s Tanning in a Bikini of the Day

Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World!

Every time I find a new shoot from Julia Pereira , I swear it’s somehow even hotter than the last one. So I decided to put that theory to the test with this latest set of lingerie pictures from the Brazilian hottie. And after some extensive in-depth research using some pretty state-of-the-art scientific methods, here’s what I found out: I don’t know if these are significantly hotter than Julia’s last set, but that’s only because the thermometer I put down my pants broke before I could make it that far. » view all 13 photos

Read the rest here:
Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Woman In The World!