Woah…Natalie Portman…simmer the fuck down… Girl, despite being older, is still Natalie Portman….and after her Star Wars performance, that catered to the nerds, like the real fucking nerds, even though I am sure she had really creepy fans before Star Wars….this type of outfit is a fucking public hazard…. I don’t know if you know nerds, but they don’t get laid often, and when the girls they are obsessed with get slutty, they can’t help by ejaculate all over themselves… I remember working with a nerd once, it was a sad story, I felt for the loser…but he ended up making millions and probably gets laid all the time now, but at the time…he was just constantly hiding his boner when the sluts in the office rolled through…unable to process what the fuck was going on…and something like this Natalie Portman behavior…would possible kill him….even all these years later…. Natalie Portman…being racy and dangerous….and careless of all the nerd superman underwear she’s likely already ruined cuz they are quicker to the Natalie Portman titty pics than I am…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Natalie Portman Flashing her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Natalie Portman recently spoke about what she perceived to be double-standards in the entertainment industry. After she cited one early 2000s star as an example, Jessica Simpson accused Natalie of slut-shaming her . Now, Natalie is clarifying her words — and apologizing. After seeing Jessica Simpson’s response, Natalie Portman replied on Instagram. “Thank you for your words,” Natalie begins. That is a very good way to start. Natalie continues: “I completely agree with you.” Both women agree “that a woman should be allowed to dress however she likes and behave however she likes and not be judged.” Natalie explains that she should have been more clear about her meaning. “I only meant to say I was confused,” Natalie writes. She says this “as a girl coming of age in the public eye around the same time.” The late ’90s and early 2000s were a pretty distinct era. Natalie explains that she was confused “by the media’s mixed messages about how girls and women were supposed to behave.” Then she makes an explicit apology. “I’m sorry for any hurt my words may have caused,” Natalie writes. Even if your words were misconstrued, it’s good to apologize anyway. “I have nothing but respect for your talent and your voice,” she affirms. Natalie writes that Jessica Simpson’s voice is one “that you use to encourage and empower women all over the globe.” That’s true. So, here’s the line that got Natalie into hot water int he first place. “I remember being a teenager,” she said. “And there was Jessica Simpson on the cover of a magazine.” She noted that Jessica was “saying ‘I’m a virgin’ while wearing a bikini.” “And,” Natalie expressed. “I was confused.” “Like, I don’t know what this is trying to tell me as a woman, as a girl,” Natalie explained. Wearing a bikini doesn’t mean that one is having sex, but it definitely is using sex appeal. Jessica Simpson posted a lengthy reply to Natalie’s words. “The industry we work in often tries to define us and box us in,” Jessica noted. “However, I was taught to be myself and honor the different ways all women express themselves,” she continued. “Which is why I believed then — and I believe now — that being sexy in a bikini and being proud of my body are not synonymous with having sex,” she wrote. Jessica continued: “I have made it my practice to not shame other women for their choices.” That is a very good practice. So, who’s the bad guy here? No one — except perhaps for the elements within the entertainment industry that try to steamroll over women, their images, and their words. That era was a memorable one. Very sexual images of skantily clad young women were allowed — but overtly sexual statements were frowned upon. Britney Spears danced with her midriff exposed, but her song lyrics were extremely PG. “Email My Heart” is not a euphemism for sex. As Natalie was pointing out, beautiful women were expected to express ideas such as chastity and virginity even while marketing themselves through sex appeal. It’s a definite mixed message, one that uses women to please male audiences while making demands on the behavior of young women at the same time. As Jessica points out, this was often not by choice. Natalie never intended to call out or shame Jessica, just to cite her as an example. Hopefully, things are much clearer now. View Slideshow: Jessica Simpson Shows Off Plump Lips, Gets Destroyed on Instagram
Jeremy Vuolo is not like the other Duggar husbands. For one thing, he had a job before being welcomed aboard the Duggar gravy train, and it he’s continued to work in the years since he and Jinger tied the knot. On top of that, Jeremy is a bit — pardon the use of a phrase that would certainly not earn the Duggar stamp of approval — ballsier than the other men who married into the Counting On clan. Whether it’s patriarch Jim Bob or the legions of trolls that love to hurl invective at everything the Duggar women post, Jeremy is not one to back down from a conflict. And today he proved his willingness to class with the haters after posting this pic on Instagram: “Afternoon in the garden,” Jeremy captioned the image. A cute pic — or at the very least a harmless one — but fans took issue with it because of Felicity’s head wrap , which has weirdly been a topic of considerable debate in recent weeks. One rapier wit who goes by the name thefoode_doode had this to say: “What you got a doughnut wrapped around that kids head??” “No but it’d be remarkably convenient if it was,” Jeremy promptly replied. Yes, within minutes, Jeremy not only clapped back, he clapped back with a joke. As In Touch Weekly points out, fans were quick to praise Jeremy’s snappy response. “Love the reply back. Precious little girl!” one wrote . It’s a refreshing change of pace from the usual Duggar dourness. This guy is so far removed from the family he married into that he’s practically the anti-Duggar. Okay, so that’s more than a bit of an exaggeration. Jeremy is still a far-right evangelical who believes that everything from everything from alcohol to dancing to premium cable TV is the work of the devil. But it’s not hard to see why the most rebellious Duggar was so drawn to him. The Duggars are generally counseled by their parents to refrain from engaging in any sort of conflict. And with few exceptions, they abide by this unwritten rule. But clearly, Jeremy isn’t happy with that approach. Here’s hoping his wife will soon follow suit and start roasting her many haters for our enjoyment. View Slideshow: Jinger Duggar Shares Adorable Pics of Her “Little Family,” Melts Fans’ Hearts
Here’s an unexpected blast-from-the-past feud that’s sure to delight all you ’90s kids. Or it’s a very serious matter that speaks to the delicate issues of these divisive times. This is kind of a “choose your own adventure” story in that way. Natalie Portman and Jessica Simpson are still A-listers, but in 1999, they were two of the biggest names on the planet. And it seems that their careers and public images were headed in divergent directions even way back then. Natalie gave an interview to USA Today this week as part of her promotional tour for her upcoming film Vox Lux . The movie is about a teen who unexpectedly becomes a pop star, so perhaps it should come as no surprise that Natalie remarked on one of the biggest pop stars from her own teen years: “I remember being a teenager, and there was Jessica Simpson on the cover of a magazine saying ‘I’m a virgin’ while wearing a bikini, and I was confused,” she told the newspaper. “Like, I don’t know what this is trying to tell me as a woman, as a girl.” It was an odd (though not necessarily offensive) remark, and Jessica was quick to clap back: “@Natalieportman I was disappointed this morning when I read that I ‘confused’ you by wearing a bikini in a published photo taken of me when I was still a virgin in 1999,” Simpson wrote on Instagram. “As public figures, we both know our image is not totally in our control at all times, and that the industry we work in often tries to def8ine us and box us in,” she added. “However, I was taught myself, and honor the different ways all women express themselves,” she said. “Which is why I believed then, and believe now, that being sexy in a bikini is not synonymous with having sex.” “I have always embraced being a role model to all women to let them know that they can look however they want, wear whatever they want and have sex or not have sex with whomever they want. “The power lies within us as individuals.” Simpson concluded with a not-so-subtle allegation that Natalie is a hypocrite for making such comments despite her high-profile involvement with the Time’s Up movement. “I have made it my practice to not shame other women for their choices,” Simpson posted. “In this era of Times Up and the great work you have done for women, I encourage you to do the same.” Yeah, as much as we love Natalie, and as much as she may have intended no harm, we’re afraid Ms. Portman is gonna have to go ahead and take the L on this one. Jessica was a sex symbol in the late ’90s, a time in which young female pop stars were encouraged to dress and dance provocatively, all while insisting on their chastity and purity in interviews. It was a gross trend, but Jessica certainly wasn’t to blame for it, and she shouldn’t be forced to answer for it 20 years later. As a result of this misstep, Natalie will be forced to surrender half of her woke points and attend compulsory classes at the Lena Dunham Institute for Re-Wokening. View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics
Kate Beckinsale, rich kid with actor parents turned actor of one movie… is at some event showing off her slutty hot even though it’s old body for her fans that fucking love her because she’s been pretty fucking consistent in her look and level of hotness the last 20 years she’s been famous… What I find interesting about these pictuers from whatever the event she’s at, is that she’s got this pose for the cameras, a little Zombie face without the rotting flesh, maybe a little BOTOX face, or so much make up she’s solidified in stone like some Petrified dog shit you find under your bed that you never cleaned up…all fucking dead looking…her pose to have no facial expression, no wrinkles, just a smooth slack jaw wide open eyes…almost terrifying…. I do think I see a grey hair, which would make sense because she’s old as fuck, but doesn’t make sense because she’s a fucking vampire, you saw her one movie …you know who she socializes with…. Here she is in Nike Supporting the Anti Fascists… View this post on Instagram A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Sep 19, 2018 at 6:11pm PDT Here she is at the event – Botoxed to a Wax Figure / Real Doll… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale’s Titties and Creepy Dead Face at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Noting says I want to fuck your tits, like a nice bony sternum….the kind you find on those Anorexic porn fetish sites I used to be addicted to back when my wife first hit 300 pounds and I needed the extreme opposite of her disgusting ass. This Mossad agent, out there spying on the people of Canada, 10 DAYS ago at some event in Canada…reminding me that I am really up to speed on the whereabouts of Natalie Portman….you know 10 days behind her…I may catch up with her one day…but she’s just too fast and sneaky…you know spy tactics. She is the woman from your Star Wars dreams, who I think that even when old and a mom is worth starting at her tits, because despite having a nerd fan base from being in Star Wars, something that would normally make me hate her, coupled with her being a cunty celebrity that has had at least one kid, she’s still hot. The beacon of hope to Jewish People Everywhere…that they won’t end up with a troll looking inbred bitch who thinks she’s hot cuz she’s spoiled by her rich parents, but one of the good ones. She’s one of the good ones. I mean unless you like that Judge Kavanaugh, in which case you may hate her: View this post on Instagram #Repost @timesupnow: If this moment in time feels strangely familiar, it’s because it is. Listen to Christine Blasey Ford. A woman's experience should never be valued less than a man’s career. #TIMESUP A post shared by Natalie Portman (@natalieportman) on Sep 17, 2018 at 6:14pm PDT Here are those pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Staring at Natalie Portman’s Chest of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Natalie Portman is the Jewish icon to Jewish men everywhere – because she’s hot – and they look at her as a beacon of hope that their Jewish wife they are forced to marry – unless they get a non Jewish girl to convert – will look like this….and not like their accountant…you know how these things work… I saw her NATALIE PORTMAN RAP that went VIRAL…and now I am seeing her getting butt fucked by a YOGA ball…I guess her Israeli army training has taught her versatility…not that she did the army, she was too famous for that, she’s no Gal Gadot mooch, she’s legit especially to the Star Wars Nerds who chronically masturbate to her even though she’s pretty much 40 years old. The post Natalie Portman in Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Natalie Portman busted out some ‘mommy moves’ a la Cardi B on ‘Saturday Night Live’ — and she delivered a killer Eleven from ‘Stranger Things’ impression, too.
