Speaking of Nostalgia, or OLD FUCKING 90s sluts who haven’t got the hint, because BOTOX makes them feel like they are still young and vibrant or worth looking at in slut poses….here’s Gwen Stefani out there marketing some shit like she’s J.Lo. Sure the masculine Orange County singer, is not doing the Kardashian bullshit in influencer style outfits, and is out here in some boring fucking shoot….but it’s still not age approriate cuz these bitches can’t take a hint. You give them 100 million dollars and a huge career when they are younger and they think that shit is forever… I like the mom squat like she’s giving hippie birth / taking a shit since she’s too old to get knocked up again…if she’s even got a vagina….based on her ABS in that Don’T Speak video – who can tell. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Gwen Stefani Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Bosworth is still around and she is in a bikini and she’s still skinny enough to be in a bikini…and I am an old Fan of hers…so it works for me. I always thought she deserved more fame and fortune than she got based on how she looked…. But at 40, or near 40, I don’t think she should be making that face though….no matter how much BOTOX fills her face. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kate Bosworth Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
So Farrah Abraham, just in case you couldn’t tell, has had some plastic surgery done. You know, just a little bit here and there. Huh, what’s that? She looks like an entirely different human being than she did less than 10 years ago? She’s had so much work done that it’s a wonder her parents even recognize her? Oh. Yeah, OK, so our girl here is no stranger to plastic surgery, that’s true. She’s had a nose job, a chin implant (which she later removed), and several vaginal rejuvenations . She’s had some kind of procedure meant to tighten her backside, as well as plenty of butt injections . And who could even begin to count all the lip injections, Botox, and fillers? No one without infinite time on their hands, that’s who. On top of all that, Farrah has had not one, not two, but three boob jobs. She hasn’t messed with them for a few years, but just in time for Christmas, she’s gone and done something new! Check it out, but don’t say we didn’t warn you: That’s a screenshot from a Snapchat video she shared yesterday evening from a clinic in Beverly Hills. Pretty wild, right? “Hey ladies,” she said in the video. “I’ve been wanting to do this for a really long time, scar camouflage, after my surgeries.” “A surgery, then we’re all done. It is like natural and brand new.” The point of the scar camouflage, of course, is to cover up the scars she got in her previous boob jobs . It’s interesting though, because she’s calling this a surgery, but from what we can tell, this procedure is really more of a kind of tattooing. According to her clinic’s site, “A unique pigment is created for and matched to each patient based on their natural skin color.” “Scars begin to blend with the rest of the skin after several sessions.” They also work with burn victims and other trauma survivors, they cover up birthmarks and stretch marks, and they even do work with people who need breast reconstruction after mastectomies. But all throughout their site, they refer to the “treatments” and “procedures” they offer. It’s not surgery. So is Farrah just confused? (Well, she’s always confused , but is she using the wrong word in this specific instance?) Is she getting another surgery somewhere? Could she just be looking for any chance to show off her chest on social media? Hey, maybe all of the above is true! View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: Is She an ACTUAL Hooker?! Ultimate Shadiness Exposed [EXCLUSIVE] There really is no telling when it comes to Farrah, is there?
Kate Beckinsale, rich kid with actor parents turned actor of one movie… is at some event showing off her slutty hot even though it’s old body for her fans that fucking love her because she’s been pretty fucking consistent in her look and level of hotness the last 20 years she’s been famous… What I find interesting about these pictuers from whatever the event she’s at, is that she’s got this pose for the cameras, a little Zombie face without the rotting flesh, maybe a little BOTOX face, or so much make up she’s solidified in stone like some Petrified dog shit you find under your bed that you never cleaned up…all fucking dead looking…her pose to have no facial expression, no wrinkles, just a smooth slack jaw wide open eyes…almost terrifying…. I do think I see a grey hair, which would make sense because she’s old as fuck, but doesn’t make sense because she’s a fucking vampire, you saw her one movie …you know who she socializes with…. Here she is in Nike Supporting the Anti Fascists… View this post on Instagram A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Sep 19, 2018 at 6:11pm PDT Here she is at the event – Botoxed to a Wax Figure / Real Doll… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale’s Titties and Creepy Dead Face at an Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science… I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science… I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy… She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”… Ok…. Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day
J.Lo may be 100 fucking years old, if not older, but she can still take a slutty selfie, because thanks to modern science, face fillers and BOTOX we can all look like 45 year old Pornstars, from 20 year olds to 75 year olds…all can look the same middle age…great job modern science… I was talking to someone with face fillers the other day who was appalled that that girls are putting fillers in their asses, something I never new existed, but that exists…and is what many girls at Vegas Pool parties are probably doing, the pressure of social media to look like a filter in real life…hard to pull off…but not that hard thanks to modern science… I said something about how I am amazed that this is what the world prioritizes, invests in, and that as an seemingly evolved species, focus on looks, vanity and face injecting chemicals seems crazy… She told me what is crazy is “modern slavery in Libia”… Ok…. Here’s J.Lo Booty in Leggings of the Day
Madison Beer, who no one really knows what or who she is, unless they are 12 year olds from Youtube or Bieber who singed her to his record label to exploit like his mom did to him, has some big tits on her small young frame, making her worth everyone’s time…She’s likely from a stage parent family, who exploited her to the creepers early on to get those views, you know like a pageant mom who gets their 4 year old BOTOX, but none of that matters, so long as she manages to continue their hard work and morals and values that they’ve instilled in her….as she goes through life – trying to get as much paparazzi coverage as possible…because that is what matters when trying to be famous…people noticing. This is some slutty but not slutty enough photoshoot. The post Madison Beer Being Slutty in Notion Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kim D. has got to be the woman the producers of The Real Housewives of New Jersey call in when they need to inject some drama back into the show. It’s almost like they thought, “Darn, Danielle is not bringing the drama we thought she would. Could we get Kim D. back to stir the pot and fracture the friendships of the core women?” Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 9 Online It’s not a bad thing, but if The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 8 Episode 9 proved anything, it was that Kim should not come back again because her claims do not hold much water. What Posche Really Stands For Siggy and Dolores showed up to prepare for the fashion show, Kim wanted to know how her claims about Teresa being a cheat went down with everyone. “Everyone hates you so much,” Siggy said proving again that she is not one to try and sugar coat things. Kim then said that she heard Teresa was done with Jone, so she could do what she wanted. That’s when Siggy and Dolores defended her. “Welcome to the Posche fundraiser. Toodloo!” Kim said to the women as she gave them a breather. Teresa claimed to Melissa that she would keep her composure and not fight with her hands because she needed to keep it together or she ran the risk of being hauled back to jail. Not one to show any fear, Kim said that she would fight Teresa, Margaret, Dolores, and Melissa. Yes, really. “I’ll take you all, come on,” the villain said, but it was not clear whether she was smiling, or pooping her pants. We can thank the botox for that. “Nobody is gonna talk about my husband or me,” Teresa says. “You talked about my husband two years ago. Did you see him fuck another girl?” That’s when Kim said Teresa has been spotted out at clubs and getting close to other men. “Piece Of Shit, Coke Whore, Home Wrecker Every Day!,” Teresa said of what Posche stands for. Her attempt to string a sentence together failed because it did not make sense. Kim then went for the jugular and said that if Teresa got rowdy, she would have her locked up. Melissa tried to defend Teresa and asked Siggy and Dolores whether they were disgusted yet by what they were seeing. Dolores started yelling and getting up in her grill. Teresa left and referred to Siggy and Dolores as Kim’s puppets. Siggy and Dolores See the Light The next day, Siggy and Dolores went to dinner with Frank, and he was straight to the point about understanding where Teresa was coming from. The two women agreed that maybe they should have left the event, and Siggy went to visit Teresa to let her know she was sorry. Teresa accepted, and they were friends again, but Melissa was still unsure about the pair making their way to Milan. Melissa closed her segment essentially saying that Dolores had better watch her back. Is anyone else her just for Melissa and Danielle teaming up to take down Dolores? Like Mother, Like Daughter The other big plot strand was Marge Sr. going on a date with Margaret’s accountant. Margaret and her husband went along for the ride to chaperone the date, but it became clear there was something sketchy going on. Margaret made ill-timed comments about her mother still being capable of “swallowing.” Yes, that is what Steve will be dealing with if he becomes a permanent fixture to the family. The Other Side In a more serious scene, Melissa, Teresa, and Joe spoke to a medium about Nona’s passing, and the medium said that she was happily on the other side and is out of her pain. It was unsettling because all three of them were bawling their eyes out. The only thing that irked me was that the woman could have gotten her information from watching every episode of the show before meeting them. Sigh. What did you think of this episode? Sound off below. View Slideshow: Teresa and Joe Giudice: Getting DIVORCED Over Cheating Allegations?!
Katie Holmes is a haggard old, washed up, fucked by Jamie Fox, Dressed like a Granny or an Amish, or a 1920s harlot….but more importantly she’s a robot who was built in creepy Tom Cruise’s basement…and she’s aging terribly…because she was designed for his Scientology needs…and now no one will upgrade her firmware…and she’s melting…fast… I used to think I was joking, but then one day I saw her in the park in Montreal filming, and she actually looked better than you see in these pictures, tall, almost good looking, classy, but still old..washed up she looked at my cutest senior pug ever…and she didn’t even crack a smile.. Maybe the BOTOX, maybe other issues…but ultimately…if you can’t smile at pugs…you are the DEVIL…ROBOT…. Here she is freaking me out.. The post Katie Holmes Is Amish In The City of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
For those of you who stand outside of day spas, hair salons, waxing salons, spray tan or tanning salons, with the hopes of sneaking in to watch a naked woman in a towel get a procedure done to herself…whether it’s BOTOX, something I doubt Hilary Duff would do…or hair and make-up….or some massages or whatever is going on here… This one’s for you…I mean it’s also for Hilary Duff’s creepy fans who appreciate a taste of her at home, in the kitchen, naked under a towel, getting some fucking weird treatment to maintain her celebrity hotness… It’s hard out there with all these absurd fetishes…but luckily people keep delivering the good…like Hilary Duff..it’s good for businesss…and she likes money. The post Hilary Duff Esthetician Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
