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Hilary Duff Esthetician Erotica of the Day

For those of you who stand outside of day spas, hair salons, waxing salons, spray tan or tanning salons, with the hopes of sneaking in to watch a naked woman in a towel get a procedure done to herself…whether it’s BOTOX, something I doubt Hilary Duff would do…or hair and make-up….or some massages or whatever is going on here… This one’s for you…I mean it’s also for Hilary Duff’s creepy fans who appreciate a taste of her at home, in the kitchen, naked under a towel, getting some fucking weird treatment to maintain her celebrity hotness… It’s hard out there with all these absurd fetishes…but luckily people keep delivering the good…like Hilary Duff..it’s good for businesss…and she likes money. The post Hilary Duff Esthetician Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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stepGIRL Talula Wilde Bottomless Dreams of the Day

Her name is TALULA WILDE …she is one of the stepGIRLS which if you’re not familiar with, you probably don’t come to this site very often, but that doesn’t mean we won’t let you stare at pics of babes who have either recruited us or that we’ve recruited for photoshoots with talented people like Hussainstagram ….for your hot girls half naked in pictures experience… I love me some Talula Wilde…even though she doesn’t answer my calls when I stand outside her apartment at 4 am looking for someone to cuddle / watch shower with…but she does answer my calls when it comes to shooting magic…like this… All this to say…she’s an amazing member of the team…look out for more of her…

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Michea Crawford is a Babe Pain de Sucre Swimwear of the Day

Michea Crawford is a babe….a babe who reminds me that one of life’s greatest tragedies is that I didn’t stand outside her apartment screaming her name…or singing love songs I wrote about her…before she moved from Montreal to become the next big thing who hasn’t hit yet…but who will hit soon enough…I’m talking Victoria’s Secret…Sports Illustrated…I am convinced…cuz she’s amazing… Well it’s too late to cry over spilt milk…I can just admire her from afar…and my love song stalking probably woulda got me arrested…so I guess it worked out better this way….for all parties involved… I’m used to failing…it’s kinda my thing…

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Audrina Patridge’s Sexy Party Profile Shots

Here’s Audrina Patridge smiling and posing on the red carpet and acting like she’s completely use to being invited to movie premieres like this one for the Avengers last night. How nice. It’s kind of strange to see her acting like a real celebrity, these aren’t staged either, it’s completely legit. She’s all grown up. Anyhow, with a desperate need for attention and body like hers you’d think she’d be invited to more parties… Of course I’m talking about secret anonymous sex parties that billionaires throw at secluded mansions. I’m in.

Miley Cyrus’ Body Is Getting Better And Better

Miley Cyrus is starting to bore me with these almost daily shots of her incredibly tight, skinny body leaving the pilates studio in sexy workout costumes…. I’m just kidding, I think it’s awesome. I think someone should hire some massive fake breasted women to stand outside the studio in tiny little stripper costumes just so that tomorrow’s shots will be that much hotter. Maybe a couple of them could be Japanese? Just a thought.

Don’t Steal From 9-Year-Olds

In exchange for no jail time, A mother/daughter have agreed to stand outside a Pennsylvania courthouse with signs saying they stole a gift card from a 9-year-old girl on her birthday.

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