LOOK! A decade can go by and thee useless whore from 10 years ago has all the skills in place to be the useless whore of today. The girl trying to generate as much attention to herself as possible…only 10 years old…divorced and a mom…just how no one wants their bikini pics to be…at least not when looking at them on the internet… Like sure, when we’re at the pool or the beach and the divorcee who just found pilates to finally drop that babyweight she didn’t bother dropping when she was married…cuz she was married and who cares when you’re married….only to hit the pool throat ready to taste some dick….vagina ready to be filled by some dick..cuz her who perspective on love and relationships has been skewed and all she thinks about is all the lost opportunities when she chose relationship over leveraging her fame during that small window of fame she had… This is just an old timer reliving the glory days I guess…and it’s about as hot as you’d expect it to be… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Audrina Patridge Clickbaiting Mom in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve been calling her a dude, who fell into stripping after taking on some female hormones, like the Vegas GoGo Dancing Showgirl, the no period thing was good, got her no blackout days…before before landing a job working as a PussyCat Doll, which turned into a Solo Career when all bitch does is dance like a gay man at a nigh club on one too many LUDES… Well, she’s in her 40s now, still hard bodied, thanks to men aging better than women, and she’s really digging deep to show you that she doesn’t have a dick, and it isn’t a TUCK GAME STRONG situation..but rather she’s just a natural born woman with high testosterone from her fitness levels..and her hard face is just a matter of opinion…many men like a girl with strong edges… Tranny or not, it’s not queer to jerk off to this, because if she identifies as a woman, and may in fact be a woman, with no sign of dick…you get that pass… Those dudes who love trannies, call themselves straight, but suck the tranny dicks…do not…that’s just gateway homosexuality you closet case fuck….trans isn’t a gender of it’s own…if there’s a dick…you must ACQUIT…or admit you’re a homo. Either way, Nicole Scherzinger likely has no dick, so let’s all enjoy this moment together. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nicole Scherzinger Gets Wet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS HAPPENED…and I didn’t notice, because I thought MTV died, and felt fine in that thought process…you know like when you pretend that someone you hate is dead, and you find comfort in that…. The truth is that MTV is still around and trying to exist, hoping that the kids of today get nostalgic like they have with ever re-make that has been happening, and that eventually they turn to MTV for great programming again..they are a billion dollar brand they can’t drown….which always amazes me that it would ever get to this point…they have such huge budgets and capabilities to do anything and everything yet still fucking fail. It is weird…. Anyway, an award show happened, I am not a news site, I am a titty site, I don’t need to know celeb gossip, or events, it gets in the way of the tits, so in having NO idea it happened we’ve still got the ROUND UP of the sluts who were at the award show….doing Award show things…celebrating that they’ve already won at life…because they are invited to these things, when you aren’t even invited to your family’s Father’s day BBQ….loser. Award shows are a lie, marketing hype and ability to sell sponsors and use celebs to hype themselves up….but then the tits show up and it’s ok. Sydney Sweeney and her massive tits Stassi Schroeder – not to be mistaken with the other Schroeders Some woman named Sarah Ramos in a see through bra Mischa Barton brought her fat tits out Maude Apatow Lindsey Vonn Pussy Flasher Kiernan Shipka not exposing her hard nipples Jada Pinkett Smith looking old and butch Heidi Montag Tit Scars Hannah Stocking some youtuber.. Chanel West Coast who fucked so many dogs she’s starting to look like one. Audrina Patridge slutty Aubrey Plaza, lest we forget her lil nips Alexa Demie ..whoever that is with the tits TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post MTV Movie Awards Round Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Countless conspiracy theories have captured our nation’s imagination over the years. Was the moon landing fake? Did the CIA collaborate with a foreign government to assassinate JFK? What sort of hallucinogens did network execs to believe it was possible for Megyn Kelly to rebrand herself as Fun Time Morning Meg? All important questions, to be sure, but none of them will impact future generations quite as much as the goings-on within Kylie Jenner’s uterus. In case the cave you’re living in on Mars doesn’t have reliable wi-fi, allow us to fill you in on the news that rocked the celebrity gossip world last week: Kylie Jenner is pregnant , and her fans are triggered, and they can’t even, but they’re also like, “YAAAAS, KWEEN!!!” Are we doing this Millennial slang thing right? Anyway, the announcement came on the heels of news that Kim Kardashian is expecting a third child via surrogate . Not surprisingly, it didn’t take long before one of social media’s sharpest sleuths deduced (possibly while very stoned) that Kylie might be carrying Kim and Kanye’s child! Here’s the thing about this particular theory: We suppose it’s remotely possible … but it’s also profoundly stupid. For one thing, a number of biographical details about Kim’s surrogate have already been released. We know that she’s a married, African-American mother of two in her late twenties who lives in San Diego and has been a surrogate in the past. Since none of those things can be said of Kylie, we assume it’s safe to say that Kim didn’t hire her 20-year-old sister to Actually, we’re pretty sure that was safe to say from the get-go. But this is 2017, a time in which many people operate under the belief that the most amusing explanation is probably the most accurate. As a result, the “Kylie is Kim’s surrogate” theory spread across social media with surprising speed. Is it nonsense? Of course it is! But as long as there’s the slightest possibility that it could be true, it’ll circulate on Twitter until the End Times. After all, this is the same internet that hears Alex Jones screaming that the Sandy Hook massacre was a hoax and Hillary Clinton is a literal lizard person from another planet, and encourages him to elaborate on his lunatic ramblings. Compared to psycho ravings like that, a tweet about Kylie carrying her sister’s baby seems pretty damn believable. We live in interesting times, folks. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection
When news first broke that former The Hills stars Audrina Patridge and Corey Bohan had split , some despaired. Others saw it as confirmation that reality TV couples just can’t last. It was the abuse accusations that Audrina has leveled against Corey that has people much more concerned. We were understandably alarmed to hear that there’s been a new incident, but Audrina and Corey are telling very different stories. Audrina Patridge’s abuse claims against Corey Bohan are, frankly, disturbing. Corey is accused of primarily emotional abuse, displaying anger issues and instability that at the very least make him a potential danger to himself. According to Audrina, he has even shoved her while she was holding their baby daughter, Kirra. Corey has reportedly also done things like empty out Audrina’s purse and harm himself in her presence, effectively blackmailing her into staying with him or he’ll “do worse.” Based upon that, a divorce sounds like absolutely the right call. They were together for 9 years and got married last November, so we are anxious to know if this had been going on in a gradually escalating manner all along … or if this is an altogether new behavior that manifested since they were married. We wonder if there’s some newly emerged medical issue that could be driving this … but either way, this couple shouldn’t be together. Unfortunately, when you’ve been an item for almost an entire decade, it’s difficult to extricate yourselves from each other’s lives. For example, they’ve been living in the same house … which is what brought them into conflict. Thus, this new incident. Entertainment Tonight obtained court documents that show both Audrina and Corey’s versions of what happened. What they can both agree on? Audrina and her father, Mark, returned to Audrina’s home in Irvine, California with the intention of collecting Audrina’s belongings. Within the court documents, Audrina alleges that Corey is “holding all of my personal possessions and my home hostage.” Audrina has stated that the house in which the couple lived was hers prior to their marriage. More than that, the two apparently have a prenup agreement that confirms that yes, Audrina is the sole owner of the house and will remain that. But, presumably because she is the one who fled from the home with Kirra and took up temporary residence at the home of her parents, a judge denied Audrina’s request to have Corey removed from her house. (Which sounds super unfair, but I imagine that laws are structured to make it difficult for one spouse to render the other homeless during a dispute — just a guess, though) When Audrina went with her parents, Corey allegedly cursed her out — part of a pattern that she has described in which he uses expletives and yells and cannot seem to keep from doing so in front of their baby. Audrina also accuses Corey of having installed additional surveillance devices in her house. (If you’ll recall, Audrina’s initial claims when they split and she sought a restraining order mentioned that part of Corey’s emotional abuse involved installing cameras in their home that he used to spy on her) She is once again imploring the court to remove Corey from her home. Corey’s side claims that Audrina and her family “literally barging in the house through the garage door” with only 15 minutes of notice. He says that he’d asked them to arrange a time when he wouldn’t be there. He claims that he hasn’t installed any new surveillance devices, that the only cameras are a nanny cam in the living room and a camera by the front door. Corey claims that he did not yell or curse but merely “spoke calmly” to the Patridges, and says that Audrina’s father, Mark, was trying to instigate a fight. No matter what you believe about this couple and their conflicts, no part of this sounds good. View Slideshow: 14 Most Toxic Relationships in Reality TV History
The Audrina Patridge-Corey Bohan divorce has quickly taken a turn for the very ugly. Earlier today, we reported that the f ormer Hills stars were splitting after nearly a year of marriage and nearly nine years of being together overall. We weren’t sure why. We thought maybe becoming parents to a little girl naked Kirra last June had placed a strain on their marriage. It turns out, however, that the reason is far more troubling and insidious. On Monday, September 18, Patridge was granted a restraining order against Bohan for what a source describes to People Magazine as ongoing instances of “emotional abuse.” More specifically and most troubling, there was an incident in mid-April, legal documents claim, during which Audrina says Corey shoved her while she was holding Kirra in her arms. The couple was arguing about Bohan’s alleged infidelity when he proceeded to empty out her purse and punch himself in the head, threatening to do even more damage if she left him. This was the second time in a few weeks, Patridge claims, that Bohan had talked of suicide. She also references an incident on September 6, saying Bohan started calling her names and harassing her after she returned home. “Grow some balls and pull the trigger and file for divorce,” Bohan supposedly yelled at her at the time, prompting Patridge to call the police and file a report. Just over a week later, child protective services came to the residence to meet with her. This past weekend, Bohan showed up for a panel discussion Patridge was taking part in… followed her on stage … and demanded to know their daughter’s whereabouts. “I was shaking at this point,” Audrina says in her legal documents. She asked for a restraining order the next day. HOWEVER, Bohan allegedly showed up on September 19 and refused to leave Audrina’s home. He installed five video cameras around the premises to keep tabs on her and called her a “f-cking cunt.” “I am fearful of [Corey’s] temper because he cannot control his swearing and personal attacks on me, even when in the presence of our young daughter,” writes Audrina. The restraining order requires Bohan to remain at least 100 feet away from his estranged wife, his daughter and even his dog. As for the divorce, Patridge is demanding primary physical and legal custody of 15-month-old Kirra. She is asking a judge to shut Bohan down if he asks for spousal support. And, finally, she wants an order specifically prohibiting Bohan from taking Kirra to his native land of Australia. Talk about a terrible ending to what had appeared to have been a stable love story. Patridge and Bohan had been together since 2008, remaining close even throughout filming of The Hills, an unusual development for couples that appear on reality television. Alas, the relationship has ended on the most sour of notes. For the sake of their young daughter, let’s hope Audrina and Corey find a way to work this out as amicably as possible. View Slideshow: 14 Most Toxic Relationships in Reality TV History
I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she thought that it was only going to get better for her… But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, despite making babies with a dude who cheats on her…. All in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body and half retard looking face… I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care….because if she was dead…we wouldn’t notice…it wouldn’t be any Anna Nicole Smith top story on CNN… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Marriage Boot Camp Season 6 premieres on Friday, October 7. So you've got a couple weeks to prepare… and it looks like you're going to need them. Because. Shit. Is. About. To. Hit. The. Fan. BIG TIME. The new season of this We TV hit will feature the following couple: Jade and Tanner from Bachelor in Paradise; Karen and Storm from Mob Wives; Keke and Michael from R&B Divas: Atlanta; Jim and Amber from Real Housewives of New Jersey; and Margeaux and Merika from Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta. But the mere cast list does not do the season justice. In the following trailer, we see fights and we see threats. We see tears and we hear screams. We see one woman claim that her husband blames her for having cancer, while we're also introduced to new hosts Dr. Ish Major and Dr. Venus Nicolino. Look for a mystery guest to shake things up and for “unimaginable truths [to] emerge,” according to the official network synopsis. Trust us: you are going to want to watch Marriage Boot Camp online or on television when it returns. How else will you discover what happens now that Amber has lost her sexual drive? Or what will transpire in the wake of Storm’s penchant for cheating? Or how Keke and Michael will solve their trust issues? With a season this explosive, We TV asks, will all five couples survive or buckle under pressure? Oh, and someone might be dead. For real. Or at least… for real in the trailer. That's what it wants you to believe. Just sit back and take these amazing 90 seconds in now.
