J.Lo put up these pictures of herself…where she looked like a drag queen performing at some Latina first communion – and I think it’s worth posting – thanks to J.Lo brainwashing all of us into thinking she’s hot – and continuing to to push that agenda while we remained brainwashed to think J.Lo is still hot….even though I don’t think she was ever hot…but I figure at least she’s trying….and that should be recognized and appreciated….make her more money…. Believe the hype, I mean why not, right….it’s not like we’ve got better things to do. TO SEE MORE J.Lo Dolled up for the event CLICK HERE The post J.Lo is an Instagram Drag Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I used to hate this Audrina Patridge chick. You know, when she had a job on a hit show and thought she was at the top of her game. She was overexposed in all kinds of magazines, turning down Playboy offers despite her fake tits, because she thought that it was only going to get better for her… But now that it hasn’t, seeing her unemployed and paying the paparazzi to follow her on the beach, cuz she still has a hot body, despite making babies with a dude who cheats on her…. All in efforts to have one more go at things, is almost desperate and depressing and that’s an aphrodisiac for me…especially since she’s got a hot body and half retard looking face… I guess this post is a little reminder to us all that she lives….not that we care….because if she was dead…we wouldn’t notice…it wouldn’t be any Anna Nicole Smith top story on CNN… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dopey Faced Audrina Patridge Post baby Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Morena Baccarin is some brazilian turned actress who was on some shit called Firefly… she’s also been in Stagate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and some other nerd bullshit….and that makes her a fucking hero to in the nerd world…a place you want to be a hero if you’re an average looking actress now she’s in GQ Mexico…giving all the nerd boner…like that’s even challenging – nerds get boners just talking to a girl at the drive thru… So this is what socially awkward nerd icons do when trying to self promote – beacause everyone needs to self promote and for some reason I think it’s worth posting – when there’s so many other things going on – like alleged demi lovato pussy… The post Morena Baccarin for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Morena Baccarin is some brazilian turned actress who was on some shit called Firefly… she’s also been in Stagate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and some other nerd bullshit….and that makes her a fucking hero to in the nerd world…a place you want to be a hero if you’re an average looking actress now she’s in GQ Mexico…giving all the nerd boner…like that’s even challenging – nerds get boners just talking to a girl at the drive thru… So this is what socially awkward nerd icons do when trying to self promote – beacause everyone needs to self promote and for some reason I think it’s worth posting – when there’s so many other things going on – like alleged demi lovato pussy… The post Morena Baccarin for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little Sarah Hyland showing some skinny leg…wearing a wig because I guess she’s trying to avoid her stalking ex boyfriend who beat her because he loved her so much…you know the one she got a restraining order against…so that he doesn’t recognize her leaving the party… Or maybe, just maybe, she’s doing some Halloween bullshit… I have no idea why I felt this pic was worth posting, oh right, blow job face. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
It amazes me that Kim Kardashian is in any position to sell her paparazzi pics, that are clearly staged paparazzi pics, that feature her on her honeymoon in a see through wet t-shirt… It’s like her family set this up, then sold it to a publication for a lot of fucking money, because there is still money in the paparazzi world I guess, even though I thought instagram killed that shit… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The fact is that she’s a fucking pornstar , she has a video of her getting fucked…I have seen unprotected black cock slide in and out of her, she is not a legitimate celebrity…she’s just a media manipulator, and this is media manipulation…You can even BUY IT HERE … It’s like if this was someone who was respectable, being “out of character”…in pictures that the paparazzi took from a Helicopter, and not from the yard after they all had lunch together, it’d be worth posting, looking at, even loving… I can’t think of ay celebrity who hasn’t already shown her tits, who the media would really care to see in a white t-shirt enough to pay for…I mean they are all fucking whores…but the fact that Kim Kardashian is winning at this game…just blows my fucking mind… Here are the pics…. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
This is probably an old pic of Emily Ratajkowski from before I made her famous, but who cares? Any picture of this hottie in a bikini is worth posting as far as I’m concerned. Anyway, I know she’s a big-name model these days and Esquire ‘s Woman of the Year and all, but I’d still love to check out that price tag she’s got on her here. When it comes to Emily, I’ve always wondered how much. It’s just my own damn fault for helping put her out of my price range.
I absolutely love denim short shorts, almost as much as I love other people’s girlfriends, so here’s Ryan Seacrest’s beard Julianne Hough out the other day showing off her puppy. Cute. I meant her sweater puppies, not that evil looking dog. I bet it craps on Seacrest’s pillow. Awesome. Anyhow, this chick is hot. I’m still not sure what she’s sort of famous for, but she looks good in little shorts so I don’t really care. Enjoy.
So these pictures of Amanda Seyfried out running some errands yesterday aren’t exactly bowling me over with hotness, but I still think the girl is worth posting from time to time so here she is. I like the tight jeans, but I’m not sure about the puffy pirate shirt. Although it does help highlight those sweet big sweater mounds she’s trying to hide under there. Nice try sweetheart. Just let them out. Poor things.
So these pictures of Amanda Seyfried out running some errands yesterday aren’t exactly bowling me over with hotness, but I still think the girl is worth posting from time to time so here she is. I like the tight jeans, but I’m not sure about the puffy pirate shirt. Although it does help highlight those sweet big sweater mounds she’s trying to hide under there. Nice try sweetheart. Just let them out. Poor things.
