Morena Baccarin is from Firefly, Serenity, Stargate, V, Vanessa, Deadpool 1 and 2, Homeland and who the fuck cares what else…because she’s in a bikini. Sure the 39 year old looks like she’s on my diet plan, which is no diet plan, and she may not be nearly as fat as me and my motorized scooter to get through walmart aisles to buy a big containr of cheese puffs fat…but fat for a celebrity… Maybe she just had a kid, you know gotta do it in between all the fucking work she gets….cuz I guess she’s dialled into the scene. A reliable Brazilian import, who like 21 Savages came to America at a young age, only she went to expensive schools with Claire Danes cuz she’s rich…and now with a fan base of creepy pervert nerds…she’s living the fucking life… The most exciting thing about her is that she was married and a mom when she cheated on her husband with Ryan from the OC…huge moves…remember the OC?…who she is now married to and has a kid with…THESE BRAZILIANS MOVE IN HARD…. Mom of two – bikini life… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Morena Baccarin Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
We may never get over the fact that Firefly only lasted one season. Thankfully, its stars have gone to have fruitful careers, and even a few nice reunions. Take a look below to see what the cast of Firefly has been up since the end of the series, and find out where you can catch them now! 1. Nathan Fillion Aw, Nathan Fillion was adorable in his Firefly days, wasn’t he? Since then, he went on to star in a little show called Castle, which was eventually canceled after six seasons. Most recently, he’s appeared on Modern Family as weatherman Rainer Shine. 2. Gina Torres Gina Torres has kept herself incredibly busy since Firefly. She’s best known lately as fierce lawyer Jessica Pearson on USA’s Suits, though she’s since left the show. In 2017, she’ll be joining the Shondaland series, The Catch. 3. Morena Baccarin Morena Baccarin has also kept a busy career since the end of Firefly, starring in shows like V and Homeland. Currently, she stars as Leslie Thompkins on the Fox series, Gotham. 4. Jewel Staite Speaking of mini-reunions with Nathan Fillion, Jewel Staite appeared in the final season of Castle. She’s also had appearances on several shows including Warehouse 13 and Supernatural, and she starred as Caroline Swift on the series, The Killing. 5. Alan Tudyk In addition to his work on Con Mon series along with several of his other Firefly co-stars, Alan Tudyk has done quite a bit of voice work for shows and movies such as Moana and Star vs. the Forces of Evil. Soon, you’ll be able to see him when he stars in the new NBC series, Powerless. 6. Adam Baldwin Then, of course, there’s Adam Baldwin. He went on to appear in several films and starred as John Casey on Chuck. Now, he plays Mike Slattery on the TNT drama, The Last Ship, alongside Eric Dane. (Oh, and he had a couple of mini-reunions with Nathan Fillion on Castle, too.) View Slideshow
Morena Baccarin is some brazilian turned actress who was on some shit called Firefly… she’s also been in Stagate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and some other nerd bullshit….and that makes her a fucking hero to in the nerd world…a place you want to be a hero if you’re an average looking actress now she’s in GQ Mexico…giving all the nerd boner…like that’s even challenging – nerds get boners just talking to a girl at the drive thru… So this is what socially awkward nerd icons do when trying to self promote – beacause everyone needs to self promote and for some reason I think it’s worth posting – when there’s so many other things going on – like alleged demi lovato pussy… The post Morena Baccarin for GQ Mexico of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
While 2015 was a great year for nudity (owe ya one Dakota Johnson), you’ll be pumped up for the Bs that await us in twenty sexteen! Here’s out list of the Top 10 best brand new new movies and television shows (not including new seasons of old shows) for hot female nudity.
Celebrity culture is dead. The Emmys are 67, which is retirement age….ridden with diabetes, high blood pressure and impending stroke, and/or breast cancer….and that makes me pretty happy…because celebs and useless, nonsense, irrelevant awards for people who make tens of thousands of dollars a day, making millions of dollars a year, polluting our minds with garbage content that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things…. Sure, some people binge watch TV, between taking selfies, watching porn, and having porn-like size, and I believe that anyone with a brain under 40 didn’t care that these happened, myself included, I only found out they were happening the day they were happening…I had no idea… I also don’t watch TV, but if I did, the last thing I would watch….is any award show…that further strokes the ego of this insular, average at best, lazy industry…. I’ve never watched award shows – or been into award shows…the good stuff never gets nominated…it’s too obscure…so they go against my everything and the good news, is that the young I fuck don’t care about that nonsense – and it’s a good sign, even though I have a celebrity hate blog…which is also something 20 year olds find compelling at that works for me…because older girls are disgusting and don’t understand why I’m like a teen girl in what I do all day…it’s a format…you know.. All this to say, fuck the Emmmy, while I fuck 20 year olds who are too self involved to notice the Emmys, but not too self involved to try to fist their friend they are experimenting with while I watch… I guess, what I am saying is when a bunch of idiots got overpaid to do a silly, average at best, variety show act…in an era where we have options to not watch the propaganda….-for people to watch other bitches awarded for shit and not them is against the “me”generation mentality. So instead, I sexted so hard my hand cramped up…..be jealous… Here are some of the sluts from the event, none of whom matter, none that were that hot or interesting…but I figure if all these money and hype went into the shit, might as well look at what matters, the tits, legs and bullshit around these idiots getting dolled up to perpetuate their lies… I don’t even know half of these idiots…So out of the loop… TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Heidi Klum in Yellow…. Nancy O’Dell Celebrating her 67th Birthday….along with Padma Lakshmi GUNT…. Emma Roberts is a Babe… Lady Gaga Fart Stance…Cuz She’s Pre-Shit Some Chick Named Dascha Polanco and her THIGHS Sofia Vergara the Whore…Fooling all you fools… Sophie Turner…. Christina Hendricks Tank…. TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Giuliana Rancic Weak Chin – Mr Burns Stance…How is She On TV Token Scientologist – Donna from that 70s Show Aubrey Plaza….because people like her… Claire Danes and her So Called Face… Morena Baccarin…Tits. Cat Deeley – Pregnant… Zoe Kazan…Weak Chin… TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Jamie Lee Curtis was born with a Dick… Sarah Hyland looks like a Creepy Never Aging Doll…. I don’t know who Witney Carson is but I want to pay her 10 dollars a song… Abigail Spencer is not Abigail Breslin… Abigail Breslin is Little Miss Sunshine..Who is big… Halston Sage is the future…. Some January Jones….in September…How is that even Possible… Natasha Lyonne…No Longer a Wreck…BOOOOO! Stephanie Tanner was a Better Meth Addict…Jodi Sweetin not Sweetin Enough… Julianne Hough…fucks her brother… Jesus that was so fucking uneventfull…..awful….boring and not porning…if any of this turns you on, you’re fucked…let’s make it worse…with Amy Schumer Terrifying Bloated Face TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE The post The 67th Emmys Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sadly there are no new nudes in theater today, but don’t sweat since no nudes is actually good news because it allows us to look back and see that July 17 has been home to some skinsational titles in the past! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
According to an exhausting 30 seconds of research, this hottie at the Mortdecai London premiere is Olivia Newman-Young . And she’s apparently a former busty British reality star, a professional make-up artist, blogger, “YouTuber,” and “qualified cook.” But if Olivia keeps showing up to events looking this good, pretty soon she might be able to add future ex-Mrs. Tuna to that resume. Fingers crossed! » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
In case you can’t get your hands on a copy of the latest issue of Maxim Russia , don’t worry, I’ve got you guys covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this photoshoot Morena Baccarin did for the mag. And before you ask, I have no clue what the Brazilian hottie and American TV star is doing going topless for a Russian magazine, but I’m not complaining. If I’ve learned anything over the years, it’s that when it comes to pictures this hot, you don’t ask questions, you just shut up and enjoy them. Continue reading →
In case you can’t get your hands on a copy of the latest issue of Maxim Russia , don’t worry, I’ve got you guys covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this photoshoot Morena Baccarin did for the mag. And before you ask, I have no clue what the Brazilian hottie and American TV star is doing going topless for a Russian magazine, but I’m not complaining. If I’ve learned anything over the years, it’s that when it comes to pictures this hot, you don’t ask questions, you just shut up and enjoy them. Continue reading →
