J.Lo put up these pictures of herself…where she looked like a drag queen performing at some Latina first communion – and I think it’s worth posting – thanks to J.Lo brainwashing all of us into thinking she’s hot – and continuing to to push that agenda while we remained brainwashed to think J.Lo is still hot….even though I don’t think she was ever hot…but I figure at least she’s trying….and that should be recognized and appreciated….make her more money…. Believe the hype, I mean why not, right….it’s not like we’ve got better things to do. TO SEE MORE J.Lo Dolled up for the event CLICK HERE The post J.Lo is an Instagram Drag Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Bridget Malcolm is a very important model because she has a tit…that you can see in this shoot. I once said that this Australian model was a girl I want to marry, and by marry I mean have anal sex with, because Anal sex requires a certain of commitment, unless you’re a french girl, greek girl or a hooker, in which case it just my cost a premium, and sometimes that premium is money, other times, it’s dealing with shit on your dick…while Bridget Malcom shit is more of a gift and I hate shit and anal…it’s for faggots.. Needless to say…I haven’t met her yet, such disrespect. The post Bridget Malcolm Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ariel Winter is a fat pig who I guess was pumped to eat, so pumped to eat living critters of the sea, that she posted this shit on her social media in what is clearly a fetish image for her fans she knows are fetishists who life fat chicks…because even at 18 and famous she’s a sloppy pile of shit…who has a love affair with food, whether it is craft services or whatever is going on here and I figure at least one of you will like seeing her feed her big breast reduced tits… MONSTER. The post Ariel Winter Feeder Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know about where you guys live, but it’s freezing near me right now. So I figured I’d post this new lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret super-hottie Martha Hunt . Even though I can’t do anything about the weather outside, I figure at least our pants regions can stay nice and toasty. » view all 36 photos Continue reading →
I am a dog lover…more importantly a pug lover…and a pug puppy mill was busted in Arizona. They raided and pulled out / save over 120 PUGS…and a few other animals….in what must have been sad, horrible, but cute as fuck puppy mill raids ever. If you don’t have a pug, or if you’ve never spent time with a pug, you probably won’t really understand how helpless, loyal, into people they are. They don’t feel like dogs, but rather majestic creatures from space, who I feel are in on the joke…disguised as some interpretation of a dog… So in being pug obsessed, the kind of motherfucker who posts pug shirts, stories, and videos on my social media, because pugs are the only thing I really, truly love and enjoy…I figure it is important for me to get the world out that these 120 babies need homes and I figure at least one of you…since there are only one of you reading this…you can go out there and give them a forever home they deserve…you won’t regret it…it will change your fucking life… CBS 5 – KPHO I know the idea of a puppy mill isn’t really one you want to celebrate, but these dogs need homes. I know that a puppy mill is not something you want to call cute, but these dogs need homes. The low class, white trash, assholes with Craigslist, who realize that if they overbreed their two dogs…they are printing fucking money….because each of these puppies is worth 1,000 dollars…and 120 of them means 120,000 dollars…which is like 100 million dollars to trailer trash who do these terrible things to beautiful dogs… Save a pug… The post Puppy Mill of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Helen Flanagan is some UK Soap Star who is a little chubby, but the good chubby, that is youthful and not quite at the offensive level of chubby…you know just at the soft and fun to grab at because it’s friendly and inviting chubby…that you know is a few years away from being straight up fat and gross if she doesn’t pull her shit together….and remember that starving herself…even just a little will keep her working….while eating all that food she can now afford to buy….her body can’t afford….but right now…it’s just busty…and busty works for me…when in a bikini… She’s on some I am a celebrity (barely) get me out of here show…doing some nonsense in her bikini….and here are the screen caps cuz I figure at least one of you cares about the UK. TO SEE A VIDEO OF HELEN FLANAGAN EXPLAINING WHO SHE IS MAKING SEX SOUNDS ON A ZIP LINE FOLLOW THIS LINK
Rachel Bilson was way more interesting when she was boring in a relationship cuz I could blame Star Wars for trapping her in some insanity that is my imagination…It entertained me when she escaped him to go back to LA to focus on her career in some hiking through the Siberian mountains for months to escape Russian communist rule shit…but it turns out she’s just as boring without him…leading me to think he’s not the problem, sure he’s a clown, but clowns are kinda funny if you’re not scared of them cuz one molested you as a child…she’s the problem and a boring bitch can never quite be saved… Here are her ankles, cuz like a muslim man, sometimes that’s all it takes to get me going and I figure at least one of you is out there like me.
I am just posting this Iron Man 2 poster for the virgin losers who think Scarlett Johansson still has it going on, or who already thing they’re engaged to her just based on the amount of times they’ve jerked off to her pictures between Role Playing videogames and the quality of the full body digital print they’ve managed to get on their bedsheets so that they feel like she’s in bed with them everynight, cuz that’s just how committed virgin loser comic book geeks are…. I figure at least one of you can jerk off to this movie poster, despite how fake she looks, because you’ve been getting off to cartoons for decades, so it’s not that much of a stretch…enjoy….
