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Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Rachel Bilson was way more interesting when she was boring in a relationship cuz I could blame Star Wars for trapping her in some insanity that is my imagination…It entertained me when she escaped him to go back to LA to focus on her career in some hiking through the Siberian mountains for months to escape Russian communist rule shit…but it turns out she’s just as boring without him…leading me to think he’s not the problem, sure he’s a clown, but clowns are kinda funny if you’re not scared of them cuz one molested you as a child…she’s the problem and a boring bitch can never quite be saved… Here are her ankles, cuz like a muslim man, sometimes that’s all it takes to get me going and I figure at least one of you is out there like me.

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Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Rachel Bilson was way more interesting when she was boring in a relationship cuz I could blame Star Wars for trapping her in some insanity that is my imagination…It entertained me when she escaped him to go back to LA to focus on her career in some hiking through the Siberian mountains for months to escape Russian communist rule shit…but it turns out she’s just as boring without him…leading me to think he’s not the problem, sure he’s a clown, but clowns are kinda funny if you’re not scared of them cuz one molested you as a child…she’s the problem and a boring bitch can never quite be saved… Here are her ankles, cuz like a muslim man, sometimes that’s all it takes to get me going and I figure at least one of you is out there like me.

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Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Cheryl Burke is Doughy in some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

Gotta love when attention whores who were clearly fat growing up and are still pretty doughy get a taste of relevance by being a dance instructor on TV. and now they pay paparazzi to take pics of them for the tabloids in some bullshit PR stunt that works… It stems from her having a job way cooler than the other people she studied dance with who are now back up dancers in some local production…strippers…or girls with broken dreams, a couple kids and an emotional eating disorder…giving her bragging rights at all their reunion shows that she’s the top dog now motherfucker, something I can only assume Black Swan was based on, cuz dance is just so competitive…I mean there’s only so many 5 dollars a song going around bitch needs to work for it… I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini…I don’t find her anything worth looking at…especially since she’s a pro dancer…I mean give me a dainty bitch would can suck her own toes upside down…not one who sucks her fingers after she scarfs down a pie cuz she’s so hungry after all those calories burned she needs to replenish… Don’t get me wrong, there’s a place for fat dancers…and I am sure a fat dancer can fuck alright…cuz I’ve fucked professional dancers in my life and it’s a ride worth taking no matter how much her belly hangs over her pants…that place is just not in a bikini on the beach…or in photos on my site… Why did I do this to myself..

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Cheryl Burke is Doughy in some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

Cheryl Burke is Doughy in some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

Gotta love when attention whores who were clearly fat growing up and are still pretty doughy get a taste of relevance by being a dance instructor on TV. and now they pay paparazzi to take pics of them for the tabloids in some bullshit PR stunt that works… It stems from her having a job way cooler than the other people she studied dance with who are now back up dancers in some local production…strippers…or girls with broken dreams, a couple kids and an emotional eating disorder…giving her bragging rights at all their reunion shows that she’s the top dog now motherfucker, something I can only assume Black Swan was based on, cuz dance is just so competitive…I mean there’s only so many 5 dollars a song going around bitch needs to work for it… I’m just posting it cuz she’s in a bikini…I don’t find her anything worth looking at…especially since she’s a pro dancer…I mean give me a dainty bitch would can suck her own toes upside down…not one who sucks her fingers after she scarfs down a pie cuz she’s so hungry after all those calories burned she needs to replenish… Don’t get me wrong, there’s a place for fat dancers…and I am sure a fat dancer can fuck alright…cuz I’ve fucked professional dancers in my life and it’s a ride worth taking no matter how much her belly hangs over her pants…that place is just not in a bikini on the beach…or in photos on my site… Why did I do this to myself..

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Cheryl Burke is Doughy in some Staged Bikini Pics of the Day