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Charlotte McKinney’s Instagram Is Boring As F

I may not be good at a lot of things (OK, most things), but you guys know that I’m kind of an expert when it comes to Instagram. Or at least, when it comes to judging hottie’s profiles, anyway. And after spending a lot of time these past few weeks carefully creeping  “studying”  Charlotte McKinney ‘s profile, I’ve come to a conclusion: her pictures are super boring for a hottie this busty. Sad! » view all 11 photos

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Maggie Duran Eats Cereal of the Day

Her name is Maggie Duran, she’s an instagram model, being shot for my hipster friends at Galore magazine I know nothing about her, but I follow her on instagram, I’ve probably liked some of her pictures, I may have even sexually harassed her, in what girls find creepy, but what I find romantic…passionate…even sexy…and after some research you can’t really blame me…I’ve seen her naked…she’s given herself to all of us… HERE and HERE ….which I guess is like the “she was wearing a short skirt logic in a rape defence…only for romantic instagram comments…that are far less violating, but involve a lot more “Show me your vag”…instead of aggressively taking it. All this to say…I like her…and watching her eat her cereal…must be a fetish to at least one of you creeps Via GALORE

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Stephanie Smith Is A Girl You Should Know

In my never-ending quest to introduce you guys to every up-and-coming hottie out there (and then somehow convince them to date me afterwards), I want you to meet Stephanie Smith . According to my research, she’s from Australia and already a pretty big deal on Instagram. And after spending a couple minutes hours checking out her pictures , I can definitely see why. Because if you think these bikini pictures are hot, you haven’t seen anything yet. Now, about that date…. Your mom’s basement or mine?

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Irina Shayk Knows How To Sell Shoes

Just because Irina Shayk is one of my favorite bikini models doesn’t mean I can’t still enjoy her pictures when she’s wearing a couple more layers. And according to my sources, this latest awesomely leggy photoshoot of Irina is for some shoe company. Go figure. I mean, I assume she’s wearing shoes in these shots, my eyes just haven’t made it that far down yet. Give me a couple more minutes, I’ll get there eventually.

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JoJo in a Weird Metallic Bra of the Day

JoJo was in a weird Metallic Bra for some photoshoot because I guess people still care about Jojo for reasons I don’t understand…I mean she didn’t even matter when she was famous…but I guess there’s a niche for her, you know one or two really weird dudes who are obsessed Jojo fans, who masturbate on her pictures and wallpaper their shitty basement apartments with them…you know creepily obsessed with her because they crossed path with her once, or because they are schizo freaks, because even the most insignificant of people can have at least one deranged stalker… Luckily for me, I’m not one of them, maybe cuz she’s gone black and tarnished her vagina, not that I’m racist, but that I know I can’t fit in that stretched out snatch…I’m small like that.

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JoJo in a Weird Metallic Bra of the Day

JoJo in a Weird Metallic Bra of the Day

JoJo was in a weird Metallic Bra for some photoshoot because I guess people still care about Jojo for reasons I don’t understand…I mean she didn’t even matter when she was famous…but I guess there’s a niche for her, you know one or two really weird dudes who are obsessed Jojo fans, who masturbate on her pictures and wallpaper their shitty basement apartments with them…you know creepily obsessed with her because they crossed path with her once, or because they are schizo freaks, because even the most insignificant of people can have at least one deranged stalker… Luckily for me, I’m not one of them, maybe cuz she’s gone black and tarnished her vagina, not that I’m racist, but that I know I can’t fit in that stretched out snatch…I’m small like that.

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JoJo in a Weird Metallic Bra of the Day

Miley Cyrus Puppy Fetish Continues of the Day

I have a crush on Miley Cyrus…I think she’s a lot of fun…or at least worth watching in pictures of her weird privileged brat…..you know childhoodless child star who daddy exploited to finance his one hit wonder life he was used to….but couldn’t maintain….you know cuz of the whole one hit wonder shit…. She’s the kind of girl I’d want to get pregnant….but not have to interact with….so I just jerk off on her pictures and tape them to my wall. I’m romantic like that. She’s the queen of puppy and tight body girl erotica on social media…and here’s her latest puppy on her legs….her lean….lovely legs I’d leg to wear as a scarf as my mouth gets lost in her fleshy panty filler.

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Lucah gets justin bieber tickets

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I made a video for her of justin and her pictures of justin and pictures she made him and if her dancing and singing to him and presented it to her and at the end gave her tickets to his Toronto concert !! enjoy http://www.youtube.com/v/c-x-Ag90ruU?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Follow this link: Lucah gets justin bieber tickets

Lucah gets justin bieber tickets

Ashley Smith Tits for Oyster of the Day

Ashley Smith….not THE ASHLEY SMITH WHO KILLED HERSELF ON SUICIDE WATCH WHILE IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL …. but the busty Texan fashion model born in 1991….with rockin’ fucking tits…who is gap toothed but amazing to look at…is doing some semi nude…barely see her nipple…pics for a magazine called Oyster…that reminds me how badly I’d love to eat her oyster and play with her pearl…that was a horrible obvious vagina reference for those of you not down wih the slimely, fishy scented, but very popular sea food… She’s going places…places that will make the chance of me getting up inside her more and more challenging…but at least I get to look at her pictures…at least she gives me that….what an angel….

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Pixie Geldof topless vacation

Pixie Geldof is one of those wildchild daughters that you would probably be afraid of having if you were famous and here she is showing off her cute tits on the beach on vacation for the paparazzi Continue reading