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Iggy Azalea Shelf Booty of the Day

Iggy Azalea in all her fake as fuck glory, from a fake storyline of being a stripper, to a fake ass, that has progressively got more and more fake over the years….. I don’t know how she’s got any fucking money, but I think her biggest hit song was has pulled off whatever the fuck this is, scammed money from a record label or some shit…or maybe she’s a rich kid from Australia, it’s not easy to get your work visa unless you have money, or a sponsor, so really everything about her is a lie. But sometimes it’s nice to look at a ridiculously shaped fake ass that has garnered all the attention a woman has had for her, despite attempting to be a rapper, for comedic purposes, you know to point and laugh at this clown in the circus nonsense… The post Iggy Azalea Shelf Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentines Day of the Day

I forgot about Kelly Brook… I did see her the other day in some weird fat chick being romantic IN A BIKINI …..but I tried to ignore it… Here she is in a lingerie shoot, that I assume is a maternity shoot, because she looks like an old pregnant bitch, but then I am reminded of the fact that she’s too old to get pregnant…but I have been at this for a long time and I remember when she was actually pregnant, before deciding to off the baby, to move to LA, to turn her titty modeling to acting, where she got one movie job, thinking that was the start of good, but that ended there, and now she’s here, doing the same thing her big fat tits on her big fat frame have always done…starving herself for weeks before her tittY SHOOTS… She’s pretty disgusting… The post Kelly Brook in Lingerie for Valentines Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alyssa Milano Bikini of the Day

Alyssa Milano in a bikini doing a slutty shoot – terrifies me. I find there something very wrong and uncomfortable with an old lady in a bikini posing… I guess she’s been working out…or maybe these old ladies miss being young ladies people want to fuck…and try to revert to that by stripping down…you know empowerment…while her fans freak out because they love her forever and ever…no matter how terrifying and old she gets…they are getting old with her…I don’t see it. I do see desperation and attention seeking that shouldn’t even happen, doesn’t she have money, is that not enough money to keep her satisfied, does money not factor in on attention seeking, you just always crave that shit…who knows..I don’t know..it happened.. That’s not to say old ladies aren’t worth fucking though, some of the best sex is from old ladies and it’s nice because they can’t get pregnant and want it bad…and bake you cookies when you’re done out of appreciation since no one wants to fuck them… The post Alyssa Milano Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Pregnant Emma Roberts on Set of the Day

Skinny girl Emma Roberts is pregnant, or has period bloat…so sexy…or maybe she just ate a carrot and it filled her up so much she’s got a food baby, and expression that makes me want to throw up, because all it says to me is “i need to shit”…and girls shouldn’t shit, I pretend they don’t shit, I’m a feminist like that….you know….old school…until I stick my dick in their asses and smell dinner on my dick…tragic… Tragic like Emma Roberts pregnancy…because I like my broken overrated rich girls…not pregnant..you know all HPV ridden and botched abortion ridden…and hormonally deficient so that they can’t get pregnant… I find her hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Pregnant Emma Roberts on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Intense Costume of the Day

I like Britney Spears….she represents all that is right witch celebrity…. From being a dancing puppet your parents exploit at 8 years old, despite not being exceptional really at anything…. TO being a dancing puppet for an evil corporation in the Disney Channel’s bullshit into your teen years in the 90s…. To being a massive pop success with canned, shitty music that everyone fucking loved, and that made millions and millions of dollars… Only to fall the fuck off because she was manipulated by one of her dancers, because she had no real friends, how could she know it wasn’t love, especially after he came in her every chance he could get, because he knows the law and knows it’s a good strategy for a future life worth living… Before the breakdown that led to her parents being like “we can’t let the dancing puppet stray off course, we need the revenue stream”….only to basically take back her life…and own her….and dress her up like this…for all of us to jerk off to and distract from her cries for help…because America only likes people when they die….and appreciate them suffer through life…you’re all evil…but this costume, it’s from heaven..but maybe I’m just saying that because I like sex toys… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Intense Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shyak has Been in a Bikini for the last Month of the Day

Rumored prostitute Irina Shayk has been in a bikini with her famous actor boyfriend…. She has taken the opportunity to pretend she’s in love, to pretend that she’s all about this motherfucker, while being all over him… Since Russians have no souls, are incapable of love, it is safe to say that this is: 1- Photo Op – get that press 2- K-Fed opportunity previously discussed, trap the motherfucker, he’s A-List and will get you in movies, great for career…but more importantly…financial security… I trust none of what’s going on here, but I guess a hustling Russian model knows that there’s a timeline to what she does, and that now is time to get pregnant…it’s just a matter of who to get pregnant with, and America / hollywood, is the real Russian dream… It all makes sense…and the softcore porn is barely erotic, I’m bored of this garbage, but she’s still good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER VIRTUALLY FUCKING BRAD COOPER LIKE A HOOKER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Irina Shyak has Been in a Bikini for the last Month of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shyak has Been in a Bikini for the last Month of the Day

Rumored prostitute Irina Shayk has been in a bikini with her famous actor boyfriend…. She has taken the opportunity to pretend she’s in love, to pretend that she’s all about this motherfucker, while being all over him… Since Russians have no souls, are incapable of love, it is safe to say that this is: 1- Photo Op – get that press 2- K-Fed opportunity previously discussed, trap the motherfucker, he’s A-List and will get you in movies, great for career…but more importantly…financial security… I trust none of what’s going on here, but I guess a hustling Russian model knows that there’s a timeline to what she does, and that now is time to get pregnant…it’s just a matter of who to get pregnant with, and America / hollywood, is the real Russian dream… It all makes sense…and the softcore porn is barely erotic, I’m bored of this garbage, but she’s still good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER VIRTUALLY FUCKING BRAD COOPER LIKE A HOOKER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Irina Shyak has Been in a Bikini for the last Month of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Biel’s Probable Pegnancy Bikini Pic of the Day

Either she’s fat – or she’s that age where a married woman skips her pill to trap what may be her homosexual husband’s semen inside her uterus to secure that life of luxury – all to legitimize his sexuality…or she’s both. It’s like metabolism’s slow down, people stop working out, and people get pregnant…but throughout all this, she’s got herself a ridiculous booty in what, if pregnant, is the perfect time to have unprotected sex with her so that you don’t have to deal with abortion costs, that shit is someone else’s burden…not that you’d ever have sex with Biel, and if you did, you would want her knocked up – because you are lonely, and it would give you purpose in this sad, dark world…not to mention – a better lifestyle – up on some K-Fed shit, but that’s not happening, you aren’t good enough for her…and her Seventh Heaven ego… All this to say, if that’s not pregnant – I’d be surprised. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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stepGIRLS X NewRegime x PLDCULT Shoot of the Day

This shoot is in celebration of our friends and neighbors over at NEW REGIME launching a couple new products (a bucket hat and basketball jersey)…and it involved our very own stepGIRL and girl I want to get pregnant with but not limited to…my mouth… TALULA …. The pics are shot by Matt Adam MATT ADAM who you can find over at pldcult Shop it, Jerk Off to It, Live it, Whatever it…here are the pics of it…

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Helena Christensen Seducing Me for FutureClaw of the Day

Helena Christensen is the only thing that matters… She’s like 100 fucking years old…seriously…old enough to have been at Woodstock…yet so fucking amazing to look at…it confuses me…but not too much because her body warrants me wanting to make love to it with my mouth…over and over and over again…until she gets waterlogged and starts to look her fucking age… This is a good kind of freak of nature…you know like the girl who can’t get pregnant, or the one with two vaginas, or the siamese twins who always have threesomes, even if it’s really just a two-and-a-half some thanks to the two heads, two pussies but only one heart…. None of which has anything to do with Helena Christensen, if anything it’s just noise getting in the way of my true love for her…love that I should try to channel into songs…even though I can’t sing…I’d learn for her…#fact.

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