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Josephine Skriver’s Slutty Pose of the Day

Josephine Skriver is some feat of modern science. She is the TESLA of Titties…you know revolutionizing models everywhere with some high tech genetic modification tactics used to create some designer model pussy….possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret…her dad a homosexual Marine Biologist, test tub babied her into what you are looking at….and sent her off to America with a heft contract to be a promo model…the best damn promo model she can be…and is now famous because of it… She’s 25, getting old, possibly inclined to get some weird cancers from being created in a test tube…but here for now…living her best unnatural…anti god life…She’s the opposite of an abortion….you know life that shouldn’t have happened, happening…where as an abortion is life that should happen, not happening….FUNNY. Here are some Victoria’s Secret Bullshit…of the Day… TO SEE THE REST OF HER VS PICS CLICK HERE The post Josephine Skriver’s Slutty Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Zara Holland’s Cleavage Show

You know, I do so many posts on busty British hotties these days, I feel like I should be getting monthly kickbacks from the England tourism board… Or at the very least, a free trip to go out motorboating with Keeley Hazell or something. Until then, here’s your latest reason to daydream about taking a trip to London:  Zara Holland . According to my sources, she’s the new Miss Great Britain 2015, and with a little luck, she’ll be the next ex-Mrs. Tuna in 2016. Fingers crossed. Photos: WENN.com

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Olivia Munn’s Hotness Still Exists!

I keep waiting for Olivia Munn to give up this whole classy actress act and going back to being the hot, attention-seeking wannabe we all knew and loved, but it looks like that’s not happening any time soon, and I blame you guys for encouraging her. On the bright side though, Olivia’s still just as hot in real clothes as she is in a Wonder Woman costume, so at least it makes the wait for her 15 minutes to be up a little more bearable. Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Jessica Biel’s Probable Pegnancy Bikini Pic of the Day

Either she’s fat – or she’s that age where a married woman skips her pill to trap what may be her homosexual husband’s semen inside her uterus to secure that life of luxury – all to legitimize his sexuality…or she’s both. It’s like metabolism’s slow down, people stop working out, and people get pregnant…but throughout all this, she’s got herself a ridiculous booty in what, if pregnant, is the perfect time to have unprotected sex with her so that you don’t have to deal with abortion costs, that shit is someone else’s burden…not that you’d ever have sex with Biel, and if you did, you would want her knocked up – because you are lonely, and it would give you purpose in this sad, dark world…not to mention – a better lifestyle – up on some K-Fed shit, but that’s not happening, you aren’t good enough for her…and her Seventh Heaven ego… All this to say, if that’s not pregnant – I’d be surprised. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Marloes Horst’s Amazing Bikini Pictures

Here’s Dutch model Marloes Horst , because there’s nothing better than no-name models in bikinis to end the week. Well, except maybe getting to see them in person on your bed instead of on your computer. But since we all know that’s not happening unless you win the lottery 2 or 3 times, these will have to do. So enjoy the consolation prize, and whatever you do, don’t think about the crushing fact that this is the closest you’ll ever get to a girl this hot. Whoops. » view all 47 photos

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Marloes Horst’s Amazing Bikini Pictures

Here’s Dutch model Marloes Horst , because there’s nothing better than no-name models in bikinis to end the week. Well, except maybe getting to see them in person on your bed instead of on your computer. But since we all know that’s not happening unless you win the lottery 2 or 3 times, these will have to do. So enjoy the consolation prize, and whatever you do, don’t think about the crushing fact that this is the closest you’ll ever get to a girl this hot. Whoops. » view all 47 photos

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Kendall Jenner: All About Modeling!

Kendall Jenner may star on Keeping Up with the Kardashians , but she makes it clear once and for all in a new interview with Cosmopolitan: She will NOT be branching out on her own any time soon. Not reality show wise, at least. “That’s not happening,” Kendall says. “Modeling is my number one priority – one hundred percent.” Jenner also sounds very un- Kim Kardashian like in saying she isn’t seeking loads of attention. Quite the opposite sometimes, in fact. “The show brought us everything we have, and I realize that, but sometimes I just want to be left alone and be a normal kid for like five minutes,” she says. “That’s tough when the paparazzi are chasing you.” It’s also tough when you are posing in national magazines, which may not be the best place to complain about attention. But Kendall is yet to make a sex tape or televise her own wedding. So perhaps she has earned the benefit of the doubt so far.

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Rachel Bilson Works The Short Shorts

You would think that pictures of a hot chick walking down the street in a t-shirt wouldn’t be all that hot, but I’ve got to say I’m liking this. Here’s Rachel Bilson strutting her stuff in some short shorts and a t-shirt. Not exactly a supermodel outfit, but she still makes it look really damn good somehow. I guess that’s a sign of true hotness, if a woman can look this hot dressed down, you know she’s a true hottie. Nice boobs.

Cindy Margolis’ Breasts Save Face

Remember when Cindy Margolis was the most downloaded woman on the internet? Ya, that’s not happening anymore. Clearly she’s past her prime, she’s a lot older looking than I remembered, but she’s still got a couple of qualities I thoroughly enjoy in my internet women. See if you can guess what they are. Enjoy.

Fergie Brings Out The Sexy legs

I don’t know where Fergie is in these pictures, she looks like she’s walking through the jungle somewhere, but I like her choice of safari wear. Maybe she’s on her way to some tropical beach and any second now I’ll get some shots of her lounging on the beach in her skimpy little European bikini. I’ll wait…. Alright so that’s not happening, but she’s still showing off her sexy legs so that will have to do for now. If she was single, she’d be one hell of a cougar.