You can see Paula Abdul’s bra – or a shirt made to look like a bra – and it really isn’t exciting – cuz this is Paula Abdul, who fucking cares… I’m only interested if bitch walks out completely naked medicated and drunk as fuck, slurring her words while asking for a pretzel as she fingers her asshole begging for some pills in exchange for sex…and that’s not happening…even though she’s crazy enough for it to happen… I mean, I guess these will work if you’re into chimp lookin’ bitches – in which case you may want to get a job volunteering at the zoo – cuz chimps are probably easier to manage and more accessible than the people who look like them Not that it matters…
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Paula Abdul See Through Shirt of the Day
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Tabloids like Life & Style fabricate celebrity gossip all the time, but rarely do you see a cover story directly contradicted by a star’s own comments days earlier. Such is the case here. At Sunday’s Golden Globe Awards, Sandra Bullock addressed the rumors that she is dating Ryan Reynolds – a friend, but not her lovah . Conveniently, L&S took the opportunity to announce the breakup of the non-couple today. Guess all good fake relationships must come to an end … IT’S OVER! This breakup must have been SO hard on them . To its credit (we suppose), Life & Style “sources” are only quoted making vague and universally applicable statements such as “They like each other, but while there’s a spark, it’s not happening now. It can’t. They’re done.” That about clears it up then. Until the next secret getaway …
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Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds: It’s Over!
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We may have a naughty ticking clock here at the A.T., counting down to when we think Brangelina will call it quits, but that’s not happening anytime soon. Either way, the superstar…
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A "Very Together" Brangelina Fend Off Split Rumors
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Gina Carano, pretty much the hottest thing to ever happen to Mixed Martial Arts, has been propositioned by Playboy to appear in her very own photo spread. Sadly for those who’d love to see Gina Carano nude, it’s not happening .
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Gina Carano Playboy Pictures: Denied!
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