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Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Carnival of the Day

It’s MARDI GRAS Today… Where are the fucking titties?Being based in a basement apartment in the middle of fucking winter…the titties aren’t here.. I’m hoping the titties in New Orleans…the best of the American cities…hands fucking down and titties fucking out… So here’s Candice Swanepoel, the Victoria’s Secret model, mom of two, not ready to retire…. doing her own Mardi Gras appearance for Brazilian Carnivale…which is their Mardi Gras..the day before Ash Wednesday, some Catholic shit…eat your pancakes….live large before fasting the next 40 days…depriving yourself of sex or booze or whatever you choose to deprive yourself with….probably masturbation….because it’s the closest you get to sex and you know it’s posing a problem on your psychological well being….and getting in the way of accomplishing your dreams…as all this porn is a fucking distraction… Point being..model at Carnivale… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Carnival of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Meek Mill “Intro,” Sneakk ft. Tyga & YG “Spray” & More | Daily Visuals 12.10.18

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Source: photo: Kavi/ WENN It’s been a long and rough road to redemption for Meek Mill but fortunately for him it seems to be working out for the best. A week and change after dropping his latest album Champions , Meek Mill drops a clip for “Intro” in which the Philadelphia rapper surrounds himself with his closest confidants and soldiers while flossing so many chains and pieces you’d think he was a part of the A-Team. Back on the West Sneakk links up with Tyga and YG to turn up in the hood while keeping it G’d up in the visuals to “Spray.” Check out the rest of today’s drops including work from The Kid Daytona and The Gifted Program, Casey Veggies, and more. MEEK MILL – “INTRO” SNEAKK FT. TYGA & YG – “SPRAY” THE KID DAYTONA & THE GIFTED PROGRAM – “HAVE YOU” CASEY VEGGIES – “100 TIMES” DANILEIGH – “THE PLAN” MARC E. BASSY – “TREAT ME SO BAD” RICO NASTY – “OREO” EVIDENCE – “RAIN DROPS”

Meek Mill “Intro,” Sneakk ft. Tyga & YG “Spray” & More | Daily Visuals 12.10.18

A SKIN-depth Look at the Frantic Sexuality of Danny Boyle's Films

There are many adjectives one could use when describing the films of Danny Boyle: frenzied, intelligent, madcap, overrated, underrated, but overall the closest word is probably brilliant…. read more

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Eiza Gonzalez Ass in a Bikini with Fergie’s Husband of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is taking advantage of the gossip, the scandal, the fact that she’s banging Fergie’s Ex husband and baby daddy, who may or may not be in his 60s, because Eiza Gonzalez knows that the paparazzi are there, that they are interested in the Fergie love story, that the new woman Eiza, is the young temptress…all aspiring to make it in America with her hot body that is in a bikini…. When you’re trying to get famous, this is the kind of thing that could be your Lewinsky moment, yes a dated reference but get in the tabloids, be known as the girl who sucks Fergie’s cum out of Duhamel’s ass…it’s compacted up in there, you can tell by his bloat…. I think it’s called felching, or maybe it is just mooching… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Eiza Gonzalez Ass in a Bikini with Fergie’s Husband of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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J.Lo’s Big Cameltoe of the Day

I don’t think it’s just a coincidence that J.Lo and Cameltoe Rhyme…. She’s so calculated….in all she’s ever done as a self involved narcissist that the world appreciated because of a fat ass…. I think J.Lo and Cameltoe rhyming is part of her strategy to brainwash people into forgetting she’s 50…when the fact she’s 50 may be the precise reason people even notice her in these pics…or at least the only reason they are talking…because she’s J.Lo and will always get noticed for that reason alone… What I am trying to say, but you keep interrupting me on is that J.Lo and Cameltoe Rhyme and here sheis having one in leggings a few sizes too small because that’s what people in denial are all about…. Walk down the street…the leggings you can see the panty color through are girls who think they a small but are really an extra large…which means more clothing jacked up pussy holes for all us perverts to try to appreciate…since seeing the pussy lip formation is the closest we get to seeing actual pussy…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo’s Big Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ed Helms & Jon Hamm Scare Hannibal Buress & Jake Johnson

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The game never stops in Warner Bros new movie Tag a group of friends play a never ending game of tag that’s been going on since they were children. So during out interviews, Ed Helms & Jon Hamm ran in on the room with Hannibal Buress and Jake Johnson and scared the living crap out of them. This is the closest I’ll ever get to being on The Ellen Show. In theaters everywhere June 15th.

Ed Helms & Jon Hamm Scare Hannibal Buress & Jake Johnson

She Bad Though: Meet Beyoncé And Halle Berry’s Stunt Double

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Source: Provided by Beyonce.com The BBC profiled  Amanda Foster, a stunt double who has stepped in for Whoopi Goldberg , Halle Berry and Beyoncé . The marital arts expert and gun enthusiast is bad in more ways than one. Beyonce and Halle Berry's stunt double is basically the closest we'll ever get to a superhero pic.twitter.com/FF7g2tJPGI — Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) October 7, 2017  

She Bad Though: Meet Beyoncé And Halle Berry’s Stunt Double

Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day

With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like shit… But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…when birthing her…or I guess whatever else makes people puke…she’s lovely as fuck… But she’s dutch, reminds me of the dutch girl I once fucked up the ass while looking at her engagement ring she was wearing because she was engaged to another man but wanted me in her ass…at least that’s what I assumed she was asking while fucking her…but it’s hard to tell..dutch sounds like clearing your throat… The post Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Everything of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream…. But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever.. From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Keanu Reeves Is A Badass

This post is for the ladies. Keany Reeves firing a gun.

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