Emma Roberts is one of the better celebrity kids who made a career of her own – because her celebrity parent was the best Oscar Winner turned washed up B-List celebrity trying to make drug money in the worst straight to DVD pieces of shit….something I wish happened to most Oscar Winners like Jennifer Lawrence, but she wouldn’t have executed it as cool… I find her cute, or fun, or funny, or I don’t fucking know…skinny maybe, it’s probably that she’s skinny, and appreciate that she’s made it, despite her aunt being Julia Roberts, making making it pretty easy, but I also appreciate her flexbility. The post Emma Roberts Flexibility of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like shit… But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…when birthing her…or I guess whatever else makes people puke…she’s lovely as fuck… But she’s dutch, reminds me of the dutch girl I once fucked up the ass while looking at her engagement ring she was wearing because she was engaged to another man but wanted me in her ass…at least that’s what I assumed she was asking while fucking her…but it’s hard to tell..dutch sounds like clearing your throat… The post Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
As previously detailed, Nick Cannon recently walked away from his main job. The entertainer quit as America’s Got Talent host because he was angry at producers for the way they reacted to a joke in his stand-up special this month. On stage, Cannon quipped that this gig was great and all… but it did make him worried that someone might take away his “black card” due to the cheesy nature of the NBC reality show. According to Cannon, executives actually thought about firing him for the remark, which led him to resign his post instead. In a lengthy Instagram message explaining his decision, Cannon wrote the following: “I find myself in a dark place having to make a decision that I wish I didn’t have to, but as a man, an artist, and a voice for my community I will not be silenced, controlled or treated like a piece of property.” He went on to castigate “The System,” adding: “There is no amount of money worth my dignity or my integrity.” Sounds pretty admirable, right? The guy left a very well-paying job in order to stand up for his honor. And yet some folks close to Cannon are concerned that the star isn’t strong-willed, he’s just falling off his mental rocker. Shortly after quitting America’s Got Talent, Cannon fired his longtime advisers, including ID-PR publicist Alla Plotkin and ICM Partners agent Chris Smith. Moreover, sources tell The New York Post that Cannon has recently “got really into religion,” donning robes and a turban and sometimes referring to himself as “Rev. Dr. Cannon.” It’s not unusual to find religion later in life, but this Page Six report says Cannon “isn’t attached to a specific religion so much as a general spirituality.” Which still doesn’t seem like a reason to think someone is going insane. However, Cannon – who recently spent several weeks in a hospital for complications related to lupus — spent last weekend posting on social media about depression and pain. To wit: That’s a whole different story. With an influx of memes such as the one above scattered throughout his Instagram page, we can understand why some folks are worried. Cannon’s manager has not responded to The New York Post after it tried to get in contact with him. But Cannon himself seems to be aware of this chatter. He shared the following quote by John Lennon on his social page this week: I think our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we’re being run by maniacs for maniacal ends. I think they’re all insane. But I am liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That’s what is insane about it. Don’t you agree? We guess? We guess we agree? Or maybe we agree with friends who think he is kind of nuts now? What do you think?
You may not have noticed – what with the foundations of American democracy crumbling at your feet, and all – but it’s been an interesting few weeks in the life of Johnny Depp. (Hey, someone still has to deliver the celebrity gossip! You want all Trump, all the time, you can go to … just about every other website on the Internet that doesn’t have “porn” in the title.) Sources claim Johnny is broke thanks to decades of living a lifestyle so extravagant that he stopped just short of filling a swimming pool with gold coins, a la Scrooge McDuck. Just to give you an idea of what we’re talking about – the man spent $30,000 a month on wine. That’s not a joke. Anyway, despite the bad press surrounding his finances, and the continued negative attention paid to his messy divorce from Amber Heard , Depp is still one of the biggest movie stars on the planet. (We’re speaking in terms of recognizability here, not bankability.) So short of actually morphing into Steve Bannon, there’s very little that Depp could do that would make him unattractive to all women. However, his days of attracting young female celebrities may have come to end. Star magazine is claiming today that Depp is doing his damnedest to bang Star Wars star Daisy Ridley, but Rey is just not having it. The two actors are currently shooting a remake of Murder on the Orient Express, and Depp has apparently made no secret of his desire to get all up in Ridley’s Jedi robes. Unfortunately, a combination of factors (including Heard’s domestic abuse claims and the fact that Depp seems to be rapidly decomposing) are turning Ridley off. “Daisy’s in a tough spot,” an insider tells the tabloid. “She clearly thinks the world of Johnny as an actor, but simply isn’t interested in pursuing a romance with him.” Depp’s been a heartthrob for most of his career, so he’s not accustomed to getting the cold shoulder, and not surprisingly, he’s not taking it well: “He isn’t accustomed to being turned down, especially by a younger actress,” the source says. “Johnny’s convinced that if he cleans up his act, Daisy might change her mind.” He may be right about that, but … he’d have to clean up his act. Better to just stay the course and sleep with desperate up-and-comers. Living into your 60s is overrated, anyway.
Amy Duggar has been extremely open about the traumas she faced in her childhood during her time on Marriage Boot Camp. One of the most horrific stories she's told involves a certain family member grabbing her by the throat and lifting her up to the ceiling. She's been hesitant to reveal exactly which member of her large family did the terrible deed … until now. In this sneak peek for tonight's brand new episode of Marriage Boot Camp, Amy is revealing not only who grabbed her by the throat — she's also revealing why he did it. And her story is more heartbreaking than we could have imagined. According to Amy, her father is the family member who got physical with her. “My dad was like, 'Amy, did you brush your teeth?'” she recalls. “And I was like, 'Yeah, Daddy'” “And he was like 'No you didn't.' And he picked me up by the throat, all the way up to the ceiling. He was like 'You will brush your teeth.' And I was scared sh-tless.” Amy revealed that not only did her own father choke her because he thought she lied about brushing her teeth, but that once he even tried to run her over with a car. Watch Amy discuss her horrific childhood in the video below:
I am not Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan but I am exposed to Elsa Hosk all the fucking time doing what I do, which I am not quite sure what I do, but I see her face all over the place and as an immigrant working for a billion dollar brand, it’s safe to say the billion dollar brand is behind her being shoved down my throat…even though I should be the one doing the down throat shoving…but I am not because I am not sure what I do…so the throat fucking is done by the execs who cast her, before they figuratively shove her down our throats via marketing… I do understand her hustle, I do appreciate that a nude model can make it in the world, it is like Kim Kardashian teaching young girls the importance of fucking in video to get rich and famous, even though we all know only 1-5 girls actually benefit from sex tapes, while the 1000s who do them just benefit me when I get to watch them….and that is just fine. Elsa is still behind the scenes on the malll brand shoot looking great – because of her nipples. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk Still Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve been seeing Christina Milian all over the internet for the last few days, and I wondered what the fuck was going on, just not really, because even if Christina Milian was shoved down my throat in a basement room I was held hostage in, strapped to a chair to watch only Christina Milian clips, I probably wouldn’t notice her…but she fucking wants you to… Turns out, she’s got a TV show she’s peddling, trying to be the next Kim Kardashian, because she had a taste of fame, and got Pregnant instead of trying to grow that, and even being the secondary host of a hugely famous show…The Voice… I mean shes’ been getting nipples pierced, putting her tits out there, and the whole thing would seem desperate, but I don’t think anyone really notices, she’s been on this “look at my mom body” thing since she had her kid and no one cared… I guess some people got it, other people just fucked a few of the right people to get this far, but still aren’t bothered with because they are useless…even with tits… Here are those tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Lorde is a sea monster….and I guess she’s not trying to hide it, she’s more of the put her bullshit out there kind of girl, for everyone to celebrate like she was Lana Del Rey, only younger and dumpier, and less authentic, even though Lana Del Rey is just fabricated bullshit shoved down our throat too….serving some kind of purpose…one I don’t know, but assume involves suicidal lonely tweens who cut themselves because they are idiots, but a purpose that shouldn’t be in a bathing suit, but at least is in a one piece, because unlike so many girls, she knows her limitations….and I appreciate that…
I know the big deal story is that someone caught Jennifer Lawrence, Coldplay Fan and nude selfie model who is also knows for her Oscars, on a date with Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow’s recently freed father of her children, because I guess people are fascinated by what dicks get put in what celebrity pussy…. But I’m more into Gwyneth still being relevant, while usually being hated and teased, posing as sexy as she can be, even though she’s not sexy, despite what movies she was cast in, and despite all the cock that has fucked her ass may make you think… This is her for Harper’s Bazaar UK…
I don’t know Kinga Kaza, but I think she’s a fashion model, who borders on alternative model, but maybe I’m just assuming that these safety pin through nipple pics are real, when they are really probably just a photographic lie…but what isn’t a lie…is her nipples…something that no one really get excited about in this throat fucking porno fueled society….but that thanks to this throat fucking porno filled society…means so many girls are all about tit pics, because “whtatever, it’s just tits’….which has been an amazing revolution of man kind…for someone who has spent the better part of 2 decades trying to get girls to show me their tits by saying “whatever, it’s just tits”…I am a visionary…20 years ahead of our times…finally…the tits are catching up with my vision… I should have a religion…
