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Sarah Hyland in Pajamas of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sarah Hyland always creeped me out – she looks like malformed, premature baby, maybe on hormones by her parents who sold her to the entertainment industry…who really knows, I just see a 25 year old who looks like an 8 year old in all aspects of her life, and she’s now acting and dressing sluttier…while looking like an 8 year old and I find it wrong… The dudes who jerk off to Sarah Hyland also creep me out, because she looks like an adult TWEEN, on some Benjamin Button shit…. The outfit Sarah Hyland chose to wear in this IG story selife…creeps me out..for obvious reasons, but the fact that she did it for her creepy fans, who are into it for creepy reasons, is all intentional…and creepy..but I can’t help but post it. The post Sarah Hyland in Pajamas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jojo Is Basic in her Selfie of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jojo is here teaching all you girls a VERY valuable lesson and that is that if you say “I’m such a fame whore attention seeker looking to seduce on the social media”…or “I’m so basic”…which is the scaled down version of that…you know the “sarcasm, or calling herself out tactic of attention seeking, while being a fame whore attention seeker, trying to show off her body….it makes it all ok….even though it was all ok when she was doing the fame whoring…without justification, or calling herself out. Keep up the good work ghetto child star turned whatever she is.. fame whore with less fame whoring… The post Jojo Is Basic in her Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Emma Roberts Flexibility of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Emma Roberts is one of the better celebrity kids who made a career of her own – because her celebrity parent was the best Oscar Winner turned washed up B-List celebrity trying to make drug money in the worst straight to DVD pieces of shit….something I wish happened to most Oscar Winners like Jennifer Lawrence, but she wouldn’t have executed it as cool… I find her cute, or fun, or funny, or I don’t fucking know…skinny maybe, it’s probably that she’s skinny, and appreciate that she’s made it, despite her aunt being Julia Roberts, making making it pretty easy, but I also appreciate her flexbility. The post Emma Roberts Flexibility of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like shit… But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…when birthing her…or I guess whatever else makes people puke…she’s lovely as fuck… But she’s dutch, reminds me of the dutch girl I once fucked up the ass while looking at her engagement ring she was wearing because she was engaged to another man but wanted me in her ass…at least that’s what I assumed she was asking while fucking her…but it’s hard to tell..dutch sounds like clearing your throat… The post Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio Looks a Little Bloated and Primate-Like in Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sara Sampaio is the skinny Victoria’s Secret model who they brought in from Portugal to replace Adriana Lima, at least that’s what the even empire wants you to think they did, instead of realizing that she was raised in a lab from Lima DNA somewhere to be their staff model, because no one has ever heard of Sara Sampaio from Portugal, maybe they are too busy fishing… Maybe their formula is falling apart, degrading, not sustainable or whatever, her skinny advocacy in a world where all brands use fat chicks, even though no one likes fat chicks, even the fat chicks, to model their bikinis, to speak to that market, knowing they hate that market and don’t believe in that market, as celebrating unhealthy is bad…but celebrating hot body is good…. Because she’s in Tulum, being a skinny advocate, while looking bloated….confusing me, in this world of every brand uses fat chicks, despite everyone hating fat chicks, while alienating skinny chicks, and manipulating them to become fat chicks, to get work. It’s fucked up time…but good ass though.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sara Sampaio Looks a Little Bloated and Primate-Like in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lupita Is Sitting Pretty In Proenza Schouler For Her First InStyle Magazine Cover

Posted on March 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Lupita talks fame, focus, and staying on top all while looking absoultely breathtaking.

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Paris Hilton Herpes Up the Maldives Birthday Event of the Day

Posted on February 23, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Paris Hilton’s herpes are not only old news, but they are also old. She’s celebrating her 35th birthday in Maldives, in a bikini, because she’s got a rockin’ body still, despite being too old to really care about, while being old news…. If anything, her birthday would be more interesting if it was her funeral, because like Myspace was to Facebook, she was to Kim Kardashian, without her, the bootleg version that didn’t really push it as far as she could, but who paved the way for a more eager bitch to push it as far as she could, she still did it – and for that she should be taken outback and shot…but I guess being irrelevant and ignored is probably more painful for her ego and soul…so let’s try to focus on how much we don’t care about Paris Hilton…while looking at her bikini pics.. At least rich guys will still fly her around.. The post Paris Hilton Herpes Up the Maldives Birthday Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson’s in a Bikini on Snapchat of the Day

Posted on September 5, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

People get made when I call Ashley Benson chubby… That said, Ashley Benson is chubby… Maybe not in normal person standards, like the girl next door you jerk off to when she’s in a bikini may be fatter. But this is Hollywood, crazy famous, on a massive show, Ashley Benson…..and if we ignore the current leaders acting from Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence, to the Fat AUstralian, who Ashley Benson is clearly not as fat as…and if we ignore girls we fuck who are not hollywood…I think we can all agree…or you can just complain about me calling some girl fat while looking at her snapchat pics.. The post Ashley Benson’s in a Bikini on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Top 10 Hottest Vegans

Posted on August 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Going without meat for even a day seems like an impossible task, but for these ten beauties, it’s a way of life! Many of these babes have appeared semi-nude in ads for PeTA, but all ten of them have doffed their duds on screen and we couldn’t be more excited for their anti-meat stance. It’ll be hard not to tenderize your own meat while looking at the tantalizing treats from Pamela Anderson , Linda Blair , and more, but abstinence makes your part grow harder!

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Joy Corrigan on the Hustle of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Joy Corrigan is a bootleg aspiring model from Florida…who is friends with Charlotte McKinney, because big titty girls from the same state must stick together on their grind to the top, literally, if you know the actual definition of grind, which is riding dudes’ laps until they give you work… That said, she’s been navigating ways to stand out from the crowd and has ended up doing what I call a hipster shoot, not that she’s really a hipster, but more what looks like a bottle service girl at a club, which I guess is a hipster thing now that hipster is mainstream… All this to say, I appreciate her new strategy, I think the visuals speak for themselves and she looks amazing…far better than the busted face friend of hers who actually got on TV… So whatever is going on here…I think will help her get herself to the fucking top…ideally on top of me…while looking in my eyes as I sing her love songs..but I’m not lucky enough for that. The post Joy Corrigan on the Hustle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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