Sarah Hyland always creeped me out – she looks like malformed, premature baby, maybe on hormones by her parents who sold her to the entertainment industry…who really knows, I just see a 25 year old who looks like an 8 year old in all aspects of her life, and she’s now acting and dressing sluttier…while looking like an 8 year old and I find it wrong… The dudes who jerk off to Sarah Hyland also creep me out, because she looks like an adult TWEEN, on some Benjamin Button shit…. The outfit Sarah Hyland chose to wear in this IG story selife…creeps me out..for obvious reasons, but the fact that she did it for her creepy fans, who are into it for creepy reasons, is all intentional…and creepy..but I can’t help but post it. The post Sarah Hyland in Pajamas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I didn’t like J.Lo’s fat ass in the 90s when it entered my life uninvited…and I by default I don’t like J.Lo’s fat ass now….it’s pushing 50 and you can say “damn looks good for 50″…or “I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for losing bladder control cuz she’s old”…or “I don’t mind a little grey pussy hair if her pussy hair wasn’t waxed off thanks to being a trashy escort of a woman”…or “I kinda like that she’d have dentures if she wasn’t rich enough to have veneers”…but it’s still pushing 50 and that in and of itself makes her disgusting…and a reminder of all the old ladies in Yoga pants around the world worth fucking, but who shouldn’t be in yoga pants because they are 50…it’s all so depressing this aging process being delayed for rich people with their good diets, trainers and surgeons…you know.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo has the Fat Ass in Leggings of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Chantal Jeffries is a bieber fucker turned instagrammer turned hangs with other instragrammers turned jack up face with the big titties on …big titties that she doesn’t need to tuck into her boxers or even put in a bra because that would defeat the purpose of the see through shirt she’s wearing for the paparazzi… So whether you know this thick, rapper fucker looking girl or not, you can appreciate them big titties in the see through shirt… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chantal Jeffries Brought Out them Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Third Grade Student Strip Searched By School Official After Being Accused Of Stealing $20 A North Carolina mother is furious after an assistant principal strip-searched her 10-year-old son after he was accused of stealing $20 from a classmate. Clarinda Cox told North Carolina TV station WRAL that the assistant principal at Union Elementary school, Teresa Holmes, ordered her son, Justin, to remove his shoes, jeans and shirt, leaving him in his boxers and a T-shirt. No one from the school contacted her about the accusations or the search. She said she found out about the incident when her son came home and appeared upset, Cox said. Holmes acknowledged searching the boy on June 1, but in a statement to WRAL, she said that when $20 fell from a female classmate’s pocket in the cafeteria, “seven or eight” students saw the Justin dive to pick it up. “I walked up to Justin and told him that if he had the money it would be better to just give it to me because if not I would have to search him. Justin said that he did not have the money and to ‘search me,’” Holmes also said in the statement. Holmes said she called a male janitor to witness the search in her office. Justin was made to remove his shoes, socks, jeans and shirt. The items were checked thoroughly before they were returned to him. She also acknowledged running her hands “outside of the waistband of his boxers.” Did his jeans not have pockets??? SMH. Source
Sometimes the skinema stars align just right. After we reported yesterday on Elvira’s redhead rug and the modern-day Frankenstein tale The Skin I Live In , imagine our delight in discovering that our Blu-ray ninja was simultaneously combing the Blu-ray of Frankenhooker (1990), nude from our friends at Synapse Films , for Frankenbush. The unholy union of monster and minge comes 1 hour into the film, where our mad scientist spotted some protruding lower lip from star Patty Mullen . That’ll send 1,000 volts through the bolt in your boxers! For more hi-def discoveries and Blu-ray finds from our Blu-ray Ninja, check out Mr. Skin’s Blu-Ray Discoveries playlist and Mr. Skin’s Blu-Ray Discoveries, Part 2 !
In Real Steel Hugh Jackman plays a boxing promoter who’s forced to reconnect with his estranged son. But the boxers on which Jackman hangs his hopes aren’t human: Real Steel , which is based on a Richard Matheson short story, is set in the near future, when “robot boxing” is all the rage. Controlled by their handlers, these overgrown Rock’ Em Sock ‘Em Robots are sent into the ring to do the work real human athletes used to do, but not even these guys are always built to take a punch. Just like their primitive plastic forebears, their blocks get knocked off routinely.
It looks like Brooke Burke is still on vacation, which is awesome for me because it means a lot less work searching for pictures of d-list celebrities hanging out in their bikinis and more time napping on my couch in my boxers. Apparently she just got married to guy who used to be on Baywatch like twenty years ago. I don’t get it. Anyhow, it doesn’t really matter I guess, because thanks to HollywoodTuna we’re all getting a good look at her newlywed bikini body. You’re welcome.
I can’t believe this day has finally come, I’m so proud, one of my all time favorite hotties Sophie Monk has finally got herself a job…. Sort of. Apparently these are shots of her filming scenes for her own reality show.
As you guys know, girls pumping gas is one of my fetishes and that’s why seeing the super hot Sophie Monk sticking a nozzle in her hybrid is causing my boxers to bunch. Not only is Sophie environmentally conscious, she is also a philanthropist. Here she is giving a bum some spare change
Here are screencaps of maybe the greatest film that will probably go straight to DVD! “ Spring Breakdown ” with the one and only Sophie Monk . If the thought of Sophie on all fours in a bikini , making out with another chick , shaking her ass, in a sexy little outfit gets your boxers in a bunch, you’ll love these pics! Enjoy.
