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Ashley Tisdale’s Yoga Pose of the Day

Recently married Ashley Tisdale, the face that gives girls hope that if they manage to figure out how to be a hollywood starlet with a lot of money, they too will find love despite their possible flaws that may or may not throw off a man…or more importantly that they are insecure about… Not that any girl should really care about her face in this era, because really it’s all about how good your ass looks, what your hip to waist ratio is, and even your tits, and what angles you take of yourself on your social media. As long as you can fake it, with fake hair, make-up and all that other bullshit, all while putting out good, you’re perfect. It’s like a pretty face once mattered, maybe, but not anymore, because you don’t fuck the face, and when you do, you’re more into the strain and pain and discomfort in her eyes, and not whether she’s got a wonky fucking nose, you don’t jerk off to the face, you save that for jerking off on, after you go for the close up butthole shot, and really a face doesn’t even need to exist…as long as you’re not mutated or a freak, you’re good. I mean, I think this Yoga Post, a popular instagram trend, proves that….science… To see pics of her at the grocery store CLICK HERE

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Jamie Chung Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

I don’t know who Jamie Chung is, but she reminds me that I’ve never had sex with an asian, even though I’ve always wanted to have sex with an Asian, ever since I was since I was a kid and told Asians had sideways vaginas. Sure, I know you can buy sex with an Asian for very cheap, if you just go to the legal rub and tugs around every city in the world, because Asians are everywhere…rub and tugs that aren’t considered hookers because it’s up on some holistic shit that some insurance companies cover …I mean you don’t even have to go on that long and expensive flight to Asia for that shit anymore…Sex tourism is in your own backyard… That said, I don’t know this Jamie Chung girl, I just got lost staring at her ass in a bikini…She’s apparently a reality star turned real actor in her 30s, which in asian age, since they are aliens from the future, that’s the equivalant of 12 in body and tightness…

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Selena Gomez’s Feet for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Selena Gomez posted a picture of her feet on her instagram. I am going to assume that this was in response to her fans begging for pictures of her feet, you know the foot fetish fans, who are some of the weirdest people around. Sure I’ve fucked some feet during my lifetime, she was an armless hooker with a herpes outbreak, I did what we could…but I’ve never got hard over a pair of feet…but there are people who do, and those people are committed, paying 100 dollars a pop to random girls I know on Facebook, and begging for feet pics on instagram, and once, I was with a girl and a guy gave her 200 dollars with me there to videotape her fucking feet. They are committed to their fetish, and Selena is a good marketer who knows how to make different groups of fans cum from different non-sleazy but still sleazy if you know the backstory and underbelly, porn to some people hustle… It’s just too bad she doesn’t cater to so many other fetishes worth exploring….incest, lesbian – which she touched on dating Bieber, gangbang, rape, scat, watersports…the list goes on and on…wrestling balloons, inflatables, etc…but I guess we can take this for now…

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Kim Kardashian’s Car Accident Wasn’t Good Enough of the Day

Kim Kardashian constantly ruins my fetishes….from peeing on chicks, to making sex tapes and getting a reality show…to Armenian women…to rich LA kids….to chubby lazy chicks who carry their weight right…to girls who have hard manly faces…she’s managed to pollute my brain….and now she’s ruining my car accident fetish…esepcially one featuring a piece of rich lazy overrated trash who gets pissed on in sex tapes that lead to making millions with a TV show like some kind of celebrity all while having a hot thick lazy Armenian body….cuz in that fetish the bitch drives off a cliff into the ocean. So next time this bitch gets is in a car accident, she should do it up proper and get killed like anyone who does a car accident right. This candy coated bullshit is typical of her half assed behavior…and is just another disappointment from her and her big ass and big titties…

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Sophie Monk Pumps It

As you guys know, girls pumping gas is one of my fetishes and that’s why seeing the super hot Sophie Monk sticking a nozzle in her hybrid is causing my boxers to bunch. Not only is Sophie environmentally conscious, she is also a philanthropist. Here she is giving a bum some spare change

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