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Jessica Alba Ass Scatcher of the Day

There is something that comes with being a mother that is amazing and beautiful….but there is so much more that comes with being a mother that is fucking disgusting….like the fact that these women spend so much time in doctor’s offices spread…or dealing with puking, shitting babies, even if the nanny does most of the work….coupled with hormones and exhaustion that lead to doing inappropriate shit like scratching your hermorhoided mom ass in public cuz your designer panties are irritating them….and for some reason I like this better than when bitches are young, conservative prude…giving up is awesome. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jessica Alba Ass Scatcher of the Day

Blake Lively’s Wife Legs in Instyle of the Day

There’s just something about looking at married chicks in magazines that does absolutely nothing for me….I guess knowing they are good enough for some other dude doesn’t inspire…unless it is real life and I’m making her cheat on dude…cuz that’s just like sport…and I always like winning at breaking the horrible stereotype that marriage is about loyalty, love, togetherness til death does you part…you gang of lying, cheating cunts…. But in defense of married girls….I never found Blake Lively worth lookin at… here are the pics anyway….

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Blake Lively’s Wife Legs in Instyle of the Day

Sophie Monk Has Landed A Job!

I can’t believe this day has finally come, I’m so proud, one of my all time favorite hotties Sophie Monk has finally got herself a job…. Sort of. Apparently these are shots of her filming scenes for her own reality show.

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Sophie Monk Has Landed A Job!