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Jessica Alba Ass Scatcher of the Day

There is something that comes with being a mother that is amazing and beautiful….but there is so much more that comes with being a mother that is fucking disgusting….like the fact that these women spend so much time in doctor’s offices spread…or dealing with puking, shitting babies, even if the nanny does most of the work….coupled with hormones and exhaustion that lead to doing inappropriate shit like scratching your hermorhoided mom ass in public cuz your designer panties are irritating them….and for some reason I like this better than when bitches are young, conservative prude…giving up is awesome. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Blake Lively’s Wife Legs in Instyle of the Day

There’s just something about looking at married chicks in magazines that does absolutely nothing for me….I guess knowing they are good enough for some other dude doesn’t inspire…unless it is real life and I’m making her cheat on dude…cuz that’s just like sport…and I always like winning at breaking the horrible stereotype that marriage is about loyalty, love, togetherness til death does you part…you gang of lying, cheating cunts…. But in defense of married girls….I never found Blake Lively worth lookin at… here are the pics anyway….

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Blake Lively’s Wife Legs in Instyle of the Day

Georgia Salpa for FHM UK of the Day

Georgia Salpa is the fucking future…I have no idea who she is but I want to write love songs to her….about our undying love…our real love…about wanting to know what love is and I want her to show me…she’s the kind of girl I could spend the rest of my life staring at while she sleeps in bed next to me…the mother of my children who I hate cuz they are mooches who stole my freedom…but who I tolerate cuz they let me stick with her…Georgia Salpa is my soul mate…she just doesn’t know it yet….she’s so classy.

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Miley Cyrus is so Hot Right Now of the Day

Miley Cyrus may not be the future…her time may be done…her lesbian haircut may be a little too 15 year old girl at the mall trying to be hard and full of angst….all bi sexual hipster gone mainstream shit….but I’d sure be into K-Feding her and her muppet face…it’d be a life I’d be willing to live…spending her Disney Money like I was her parents….but it’ll never happen so I’ll just stare at pics of her doing menial errands…cuz that shit is porn to me…it’s the basis of all my public masturbation… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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