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Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day

It is possible that Cara Delevigne, the party socialite turned Model / Actress who clearly idolizes Kate Moss and does a similar hustle as Kate Moss…is not actually trying to emulate Kate Moss…so hard that she’s even brought Kate Moss into her campaigns so that they can hang out and be BFFs like Cara Delevinge wants so badly….because who wouldn’t want hang with your idol when you have the reach to hang out with your idol….except maybe for me, because I idolize homeless crazy people, because less commitments and responsibility and the I don’t give a fuck attitude that allows you to throw feces at the mirror..of public bathrooms everywhere…and have no interest in being with them, but rather more interest in being them.. It is possible that they were in this campaign together because they are the only British women with teeth…. Or maybe it is possible that the British people have bad teeth joke was played out when Austin Powers did it, and 20 years later, played out now… But if you spend time in Pubs, you’ll know, the majority of British girls in pubs look like grey skinned trolls that crawled out from under the bridge.. These two girls…aren’t trolls. That’s it.. The post Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Robot Jessica Alba Programmed To Whore Herself of the Day

Jessica Alba is a fucking robot… A robot in her acting, that needs a software update to be believable in any of her two dimensional roles, but a robot none the less…. And she’s set to “Make Money. Make Money”…mode.. Because everything she does or promotes is some commercial endorsement bullshit…from this, to the coconut water on her vag, to whatever else I’ve posted on her recently…it’s just ridiculous…but still one of the hottest bodies with two kids…so maybe we should be throwing money at her, instead of all these other dumpier bitches… I’m superficial like that…at least when talking about famous overpaid pieces of shit stains on society…. The post Robot Jessica Alba Programmed To Whore Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson’s in a Bikini on Snapchat of the Day

People get made when I call Ashley Benson chubby… That said, Ashley Benson is chubby… Maybe not in normal person standards, like the girl next door you jerk off to when she’s in a bikini may be fatter. But this is Hollywood, crazy famous, on a massive show, Ashley Benson…..and if we ignore the current leaders acting from Amy Schumer, Jennifer Lawrence, to the Fat AUstralian, who Ashley Benson is clearly not as fat as…and if we ignore girls we fuck who are not hollywood…I think we can all agree…or you can just complain about me calling some girl fat while looking at her snapchat pics.. The post Ashley Benson’s in a Bikini on Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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UPDATE! prankcall for justin bieber tickets

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calling some old friends and saying the won jb tickets http://www.youtube.com/v/vUn1C1OvOkk?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Original post: UPDATE! prankcall for justin bieber tickets

UPDATE! prankcall for justin bieber tickets