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The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in InStyle is the Joke of the Day

Emrata is getting a little too confident in her business as an actor. I guess she’s booking jobs and feels that she can finally put her tits away and let people focus on her bird face, because that bird face is getting paid to be in movies now, so fuck you for calling it a bird face, it’s better than your face…kind of thing… Because she’s put her tits away.. I think it’s a little premature considering her big movie she just did was the lowest opening movie ever….in the history of movies…because tits…only take a girl so far…they are good for Viral videos and instagram…but not filing seats…unless you’re Jennifer Lawrence’s Fappening…that made her less annoying…but Emrata is not Jennifer Lawrence, not in the same Hollywood…so far from Jennifer Lawrence she’s not even considered a bootleg Jennifer Lawrence… The post The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in InStyle is the Joke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day

It is possible that Cara Delevigne, the party socialite turned Model / Actress who clearly idolizes Kate Moss and does a similar hustle as Kate Moss…is not actually trying to emulate Kate Moss…so hard that she’s even brought Kate Moss into her campaigns so that they can hang out and be BFFs like Cara Delevinge wants so badly….because who wouldn’t want hang with your idol when you have the reach to hang out with your idol….except maybe for me, because I idolize homeless crazy people, because less commitments and responsibility and the I don’t give a fuck attitude that allows you to throw feces at the mirror..of public bathrooms everywhere…and have no interest in being with them, but rather more interest in being them.. It is possible that they were in this campaign together because they are the only British women with teeth…. Or maybe it is possible that the British people have bad teeth joke was played out when Austin Powers did it, and 20 years later, played out now… But if you spend time in Pubs, you’ll know, the majority of British girls in pubs look like grey skinned trolls that crawled out from under the bridge.. These two girls…aren’t trolls. That’s it.. The post Kate Moss and Kate Moss Impersonator Together in a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Robot Jessica Alba Programmed To Whore Herself of the Day

Jessica Alba is a fucking robot… A robot in her acting, that needs a software update to be believable in any of her two dimensional roles, but a robot none the less…. And she’s set to “Make Money. Make Money”…mode.. Because everything she does or promotes is some commercial endorsement bullshit…from this, to the coconut water on her vag, to whatever else I’ve posted on her recently…it’s just ridiculous…but still one of the hottest bodies with two kids…so maybe we should be throwing money at her, instead of all these other dumpier bitches… I’m superficial like that…at least when talking about famous overpaid pieces of shit stains on society…. The post Robot Jessica Alba Programmed To Whore Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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