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JoJo Big Tits in her Swimsuit of the Day

JoJo has big tits. Big tits she is promoting on her social media because no one gives a fuck about JoJo 20 years after she was famous jailbait…except maybe for gay dudes, but gay dudes love all things pop, and will forever buy into girls who made them dance at any given point in their gay lives, just look at Madonna, they are the reason she exists…and I guess that applies to JoJo also…but she’s clearly trying to break free from that…with her tits cuz gay don’t need big tits to get sucked in….cuz they don’t want to suck on them…but we do…and we do. Good job JOJO. Staying relevant the right way. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post JoJo Big Tits in her Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kendall Jenner in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s Ass looks amazing….. This is form some whoring she is doing for her own clothing collection that you know sells millions of dollars worth of China made, toxic, child labor shit no one needs…except maybe for that one piece with her ass out, that shit is what dreams are made of, inspiring, aspirational, selling me the dream…making me a believer… I know she’s still a Kardashian, but this is what fit, young ass is supposed to be…and this is the way I want to see all girls always…you can’t hate them when they are in thong one pieces…you have to thank them knowing that young girls everywhere will now be ing thong one pieces… The internet is…a wonderful thing. The post Kendall Jenner in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s Ass looks amazing….. This is form some whoring she is doing for her own clothing collection that you know sells millions of dollars worth of China made, toxic, child labor shit no one needs…except maybe for that one piece with her ass out, that shit is what dreams are made of, inspiring, aspirational, selling me the dream…making me a believer… I know she’s still a Kardashian, but this is what fit, young ass is supposed to be…and this is the way I want to see all girls always…you can’t hate them when they are in thong one pieces…you have to thank them knowing that young girls everywhere will now be ing thong one pieces… The internet is…a wonderful thing. The post Kendall Jenner in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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January Jones Red Swimsuit for Instagram of the Day

Single mom January Jones is in a bikini…I don’t know what she’s thinking, I guess this is her natural habitat, you know whoring…because how else would she have got pregnant, probably with a married film producer, definitely someone rich, who pays her to keep her mouth shut…because it happens all the time…the sugar baby, even when she’s got money of her own, is fucking the married dude, and boom, she gets pregnant and in a fit of rage or to spite him, or because she’s old and knows it’s a good baby daddy move…she keeps it… Well…it’s a more interesting storyline that anything else she’s done, except maybe these bathing suit pics…this is her racy public peak… The post January Jones Red Swimsuit for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dakota Johnson Spoiled Don Johnson Melanie Griffith Hybrid Making Moves Due to Hard Work of the Day

I like to called DAKOTA JOHNSON – the DAKOTA ACCESS PIPELINE…because she’s a bratty rich kid with a slutty rich kid mom….and an Alfred Hitchcock seducing Grandma… But maybe she’s more the shows up to her family friend’s office and says “I want to be on TV on in Movies”…..and they put her in movies – because why not use her – rather than use some other twat who doesn’t have famous parents….but then again, Hollywood people are crap and fuck their friend’s daughters…. She brought her tits…to the premiere of the new 50 shades of suck my dick but old people fucking love it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE OH BONUS THAT ISN’T EVEN A BONUS – RITA ORA WAS THERE CLICK HERE ANOTHER BONUS THAT ISN’T A BONUS – Some Bitch Named Halsey was There… CLICK HERE The post Dakota Johnson Spoiled Don Johnson Melanie Griffith Hybrid Making Moves Due to Hard Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Michele is Flexible of the Day

Despite Lea Michele’s testicles, I am starting to like her, she got some fillers on her face, she’s looking good, the Bruce Jenner transition to Caitlin has allowed her to have softer and more feminine vibe…and I figure if you play a girl on TV, you might as well play the part in everyday life… I appreciate that despite her dick, she’s got this great flexibility of a dancer…it’s wild and amazing…and most men don’t ben like this, except maybe those on estrogen therapy, into deep ass penetration, because you can tell by this pose, and all the gay porn you secretly watch, this is a great way to pull those balls to the side and give all the access needed for the producer booking her for whatever show or record she’s releasing… Wonderful…. The post Lea Michele is Flexible of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Frida Aasen Nipples for Love and Lemons of the Day

Her name is Frida Aasen. She was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing sensationalized evangelical curing of disease, or maybe just a place to repent your sins…like jerking off to pics of their natives… Or maybe it’s the Headquarter of the Donald Trump party….or somewhere near hell…because I listen to Christian Radio and Christians fucking terrify me…more than people who don’t believe in a fairy godmother named Jesus…as if his story is reality… Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, not an amusement part for repressed women to let loose and molest you, but rather a town in Norway, that creates this babe… Frida Aasen is everything. The post Frida Aasen Nipples for Love and Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paris Hilton Herpes Up the Maldives Birthday Event of the Day

Paris Hilton’s herpes are not only old news, but they are also old. She’s celebrating her 35th birthday in Maldives, in a bikini, because she’s got a rockin’ body still, despite being too old to really care about, while being old news…. If anything, her birthday would be more interesting if it was her funeral, because like Myspace was to Facebook, she was to Kim Kardashian, without her, the bootleg version that didn’t really push it as far as she could, but who paved the way for a more eager bitch to push it as far as she could, she still did it – and for that she should be taken outback and shot…but I guess being irrelevant and ignored is probably more painful for her ego and soul…so let’s try to focus on how much we don’t care about Paris Hilton…while looking at her bikini pics.. At least rich guys will still fly her around.. The post Paris Hilton Herpes Up the Maldives Birthday Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell on a Boat in SHorts of the Day

Shay Mitchell is Canadian Royalty, because she’s from Canada, but escaped the ice wall and snuck her way to Hollywood, never to return to Canada, except maybe for Christmas vacation, where she walks around stuck up West Vancouver where she’s from like a fucking egotistical cunt who thinks she’s better than everyone – because she’s on TV…and that TV show isn’t some Degrassi / Trailor park boys shit…but major American TV – called It’s Pretty Little Liars…a huge fucking show she’s trying to diversify from….you can just tell by the way she’s posing for her own photoshoot that she’s the worst kind of person to have to interract with… These fucking selfie people are shameless fucks.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE To SEEE HER ON SET FOR AN AD CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell on a Boat in SHorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day

Rita Ora is pretty much a set of tits. Nothing else about her is all that sexy, pretty, interesting, or inspiring. I’ve never heard her music, but can assume it sucks, and I’ve always just seen her as a Rihanna impersonator…not because I am racist and think all beige girls trying to do hip hop pop are Rihanna impersonators, in a world Rihanna really has a lock on, but because I am 99 percent sure, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator, doing nothing different than Riahnna, except maybe succeeding…but I guess as we can learn from all the instagram models out there, we don’t need to succeed on our own…we just need to get knocked up by, or funded by, rich guys who pay for us to live that life…in Rita Ora’s case…ebcause of her tits… These are pretty unflattering pics of her, and really everything about her, except maybe her tits, but as we have learned by tits, that sometimes, tits are enough if they are big enough..which in Rita Ora’s case..they are. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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