Paris Hilton’s herpes are not only old news, but they are also old. She’s celebrating her 35th birthday in Maldives, in a bikini, because she’s got a rockin’ body still, despite being too old to really care about, while being old news…. If anything, her birthday would be more interesting if it was her funeral, because like Myspace was to Facebook, she was to Kim Kardashian, without her, the bootleg version that didn’t really push it as far as she could, but who paved the way for a more eager bitch to push it as far as she could, she still did it – and for that she should be taken outback and shot…but I guess being irrelevant and ignored is probably more painful for her ego and soul…so let’s try to focus on how much we don’t care about Paris Hilton…while looking at her bikini pics.. At least rich guys will still fly her around.. The post Paris Hilton Herpes Up the Maldives Birthday Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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