Netflix Hosts Screening Event For “The Holiday Calendar” (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Netflix) A struggling but talented photographer inherits an antique holiday advent calendar, the contents of which seem to predict the future. Will this magical calendar lead her to love this holiday season? The Holiday Calendar stars Kat Graham , Ron Cephas Jones and Quincy Brown. See more info on the film here !
Paras Griffin/Getty Images Magical Melanin Meals Of Afropunk 2018 Afropunk ATL came thru and delivered another delicious dose of melanin magic, chakra-aligning vibes and unapologetic self-expression that made this year’s culturally magnificent Carnival of Consciousness extra lit. Paras Griffin/Getty Images Hit the flip to meet the magical melanin queens who won Afropunk ATL.
My grandma always said…if you’re gonna have a Front Hole…it might as well be wet… That’s all I’ve got to say about Courtney Stodden and her magical bathing suit pics to remind us she’s still out there on the hustlin, which I guess this is, to promote whatever it is she’s promoting living her best bolt on titty clown titty what the fuck titty life. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Stodden Wet Front Hole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kate Upton is some serious fucking clickbait, anyone who uses her for any sort of anything, is strictly doing it because tits get hits…and people like hits because hits make them money… Kate Upton is not 18 years old with big tits anymore, she’s older, washed up, and her mid section has caught up with her tits, despite her two years of fitness, she’s still plus sized, yet she’s still seen as this magical creature…and overall…it makes little too no sense, but maybe, she’s just representative of the AMerican dream, entitled rich kid with big tits, marketed to the masses to make more money, even though she’s really nothing special…but she’s hyped man…by the man… And I guess I’m not complaining – the world needs tits…. In other Clickbait News….Alexis Ren also Did the Love Magazine Calender….and it was pretty aggressive on her working out…because she’s pretty much a slutty half naked, hot body, young girl….with monster bolt on tits and a great ass she knows how to pose seductively….and 500,000 people watched it in 2 days….and really it’s fucking pornographic..but Youtube Doens’t seem to mind even though they delete 90 percent of my content that is not this hardcore…because there is FAVORITISM!! The post Kate Upton for LOVE Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
With a name like Bregje – you’d think she was a bucket of vomit left on the side of your bed after a night of hard drinking and Indian Buffet eating…..before going down on a rank hooker that tastes like shit… But despite sounding like she was named when her mom was throwing up from all the heroin detoxing…when birthing her…or I guess whatever else makes people puke…she’s lovely as fuck… But she’s dutch, reminds me of the dutch girl I once fucked up the ass while looking at her engagement ring she was wearing because she was engaged to another man but wanted me in her ass…at least that’s what I assumed she was asking while fucking her…but it’s hard to tell..dutch sounds like clearing your throat… The post Bregje Heinen for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lindsay Lohan is the closest thing I’ve had to a religious experience. She is just this magical angel sent from heaven to make all of our lives better. She doesn’t realize that she is the messiah, because instead of being the son/daughter of God that she is, she’s distracted by being the daughter of some weathered coke slut and abusive asshole father that exploited the fuck out of her to live out their weird 80s rockstar dream…. But that doesn’t make her any less magical, it just makes me want to nurture her / impregnate her, if she hasn’t gone into early menopause from the trauma of her hard few years….more than ever.. From freckles, to ginger skin / hair and massive tits….I will forever be in love, this is my love letter, Lohan is everything… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics Are Everything of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kendall Jenner is a dumpster….and she’s in some strategic nude photos shot by her sister’s bff…leveraging…even though we have seen her actually nude…she’s bullshit….a product of her sister’s porno and her mom’s pimping…but for some reason she’s “fashion” and not gutter trash…I guess that’s what happens when you’re rich and your dad gets a sex change…you know “ON TREND”…or maybe it’s all some illuminati distracting us with bullshit….bullshit…but the real issue and concern is why hasn’t she released a sex tape too…too good for that, now that one sister did it the others don’t need to, fuck that…I want penetration. It’s only fair…it’s only what’s right….not this posing bullshit. The post Kendall Jenner Nudes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Claudia Schiffer spread leg bro…. Sure not really but enough for me to remember the early 90s when she was the hottest german thing to happen since Milli Vanilli, you know before he killed himself, something we all should have done if we had realized how life was going to work out for us….but not Claudia Schiffer…built like some Eugenics…genetic modification…nazi strategic breeding…you know….why else does she look like this… 100 years old, or 46 isn’t supposed to be this magical…or maybe it is and I’ve just come to terms with it…or maybe it’s just nostalgia…from an era before this shit was annoying and everywhere…when jerking off to a magazine was just jerking off to a magazine… Anyway…. The post Claudia Schiffer Slutty in Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
