My grandma always said…if you’re gonna have a Front Hole…it might as well be wet… That’s all I’ve got to say about Courtney Stodden and her magical bathing suit pics to remind us she’s still out there on the hustlin, which I guess this is, to promote whatever it is she’s promoting living her best bolt on titty clown titty what the fuck titty life. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Stodden Wet Front Hole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
At this point in her career – Alessandra Ambrosio is an OG. She’s been doing this for over 20 fucking years. She’s old as fuck, a mom of a bunch of kids, and is still at it. She started modeling at 12 years old, that’s when she decided she was tall and hot and ready to get half naked, by 14 she was already working, by 19 she was working for Victoria’s Secret and now at 37, she’s still working for Victoria’s Secret…a lifer, like the old lady you see at Sears pre-bankruptcy, who had been there for 50 fucking years, two years until she’s all pensioned out, only Ambrosio doesn’t need a pension, she’s made stupid money longer than most models because they retire at 30, those slackers and she just keeps on fucking going… I don’t really care if she stops or not, I kind of like that she sets the bar for lazy fat women who are over 30 years old, you know the kind that turn to a blob of shit after their first kid, who you may or may not be married to. It’s nice to say “Oh really, you can’t drop your 50 pounds of pure fat from donuts, and be a hot tight body like Ambrosio”….she clearly needs to work at it hard because nature isn’t designed like this, and sure she’s got budget, but really…fat ladies out there…there’s no excuse for your fatness…just look at this old hag…still hotter that most. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Got Them Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
This is the kind of campaign or photoshoot that I find inspiring. It’s racy, it’s edgy, it’s real fucking life…and that’s far more interesting that the hollywood gossip, model or hipster models that want to be models because it’s good for instagram and everyone likes playing make-belief bullshit we’re all used to… There are hookers, there are addicts, there are people who aren’t so fucking glamorous because life chewed them up and spat them out, yet the public is worried about their designer clothes and cars and eveyrthing else… So seeing these sex workers in designer clothes…is pretty fucking next level… This is right up my alley, exactly what I want to see pictures of, not for masturbation purposes, or shopping for a discount blowjob on my Russian sex tourism trip…but because this is the actual human experience…or at least part of it…and I think it deserves as much if not more attention than the vapid materialistic overpaid whores in Hollywood.. Here’s a video… Downtown Divas from LA on Vimeo . And the pics… Via FEATURE SHOOT Genius..
Apparently this Alina Zolotykh girl is an actual model, which makes these pictures that much better. I am always for all girls posing sexy…There are just a lot of hipster fashionistas with fashion blogs or instagram who consider themselves models because they have a fan base on social media and people buy what they tell them to buy. The kind of girl who just likes being in front of the camera for the sake of being in front of the camera. A little DIY – this is me – look at – kind of thing, that you’d think would be everything a hipster is against – but I guess it’s part of some high concept art project they came up with in some Women’s Studies class.. Where as Alina Zolotykh…it actually a model. It makes her more legit. So when she simulates touching herself in her American apparel for photographer Nick Sushkevich
Hey Rich Girls….Kimmy Stewart proves that if your dad doesn’t give you much love or attention because he is too busy being a short rockstar marrying tall models pretending he’s not a fuckin’ fag, despite what his music would imply, then divoricing those tall models because they don’t have dicks and they give up on trying to convince him to fuck them for more than just the sake of knocking them up, cuz babies secure the lie since everyone knows that gay guys don’t have babies, forcing him to move on to the next tall model, leaving you without a father, but with a trust fund to do whatever the fuck you want with it, because he has so much money, he doesn’t care you burn thru, cuz he doesn’t really care about you as he never really got to know you since he has only really met you a handful of times, which may be a good thing for you, because after seeing the Mackenzie Philips incest lie, having a rockstar dad who likes you a little too much does just as much damage -leaving you self-medicating disaste with a serious drug addiction…. don’t fall into the trap, cuz by the time you turn 30, you’ll look like fucking shit
