Ever since porn star Kim Kardashian got famous, fake asses have taken over the world and it’s disgusting. When I see one, I literally get sick to my stomach. It looks like a diaper attached to legs. Anyway, this is what a hot booty looks like. Ladies, go to the gym and work out like Alessandra Ambrosio . Sure your ass may never get as nice as hers, but at least it won’t look like there is a poop stuck in it
Is this one the Tom Brady wife, or sis he buy the other Hooker from Brazil shopped here from the people at Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to retire gracefully before looking like the 40 year old hanging onto her bikini model life… like this one…you know forced to work for ego, for some money, for a mall brand because for whatever reason she got famous and relevant…and at this age…it’s more that she looks good for 40 but the cut off age for a bikini is 30 so not quite sure what she’s doing here but it’s pretty fucking bold…. I guess it’s Christmas…and that’s why she’s wearing a candy Cane bikini….looking her age but better than others her age and I guess in this era of inclusivity that’s what it’s about… I like her tattoo from when she was a teen 40 years ago…it’s turned green like an old sailer you meet at the bar….only in tramp stamp location. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Nude Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
My grandma always said…if you’re gonna have a Front Hole…it might as well be wet… That’s all I’ve got to say about Courtney Stodden and her magical bathing suit pics to remind us she’s still out there on the hustlin, which I guess this is, to promote whatever it is she’s promoting living her best bolt on titty clown titty what the fuck titty life. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Courtney Stodden Wet Front Hole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
At this point in her career – Alessandra Ambrosio is an OG. She’s been doing this for over 20 fucking years. She’s old as fuck, a mom of a bunch of kids, and is still at it. She started modeling at 12 years old, that’s when she decided she was tall and hot and ready to get half naked, by 14 she was already working, by 19 she was working for Victoria’s Secret and now at 37, she’s still working for Victoria’s Secret…a lifer, like the old lady you see at Sears pre-bankruptcy, who had been there for 50 fucking years, two years until she’s all pensioned out, only Ambrosio doesn’t need a pension, she’s made stupid money longer than most models because they retire at 30, those slackers and she just keeps on fucking going… I don’t really care if she stops or not, I kind of like that she sets the bar for lazy fat women who are over 30 years old, you know the kind that turn to a blob of shit after their first kid, who you may or may not be married to. It’s nice to say “Oh really, you can’t drop your 50 pounds of pure fat from donuts, and be a hot tight body like Ambrosio”….she clearly needs to work at it hard because nature isn’t designed like this, and sure she’s got budget, but really…fat ladies out there…there’s no excuse for your fatness…just look at this old hag…still hotter that most. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Got Them Tits Out for Fashion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Now that Joyhnny Depp is going broke, Lily-Rose Depp needs to put her InstaBooty hustle on. And thank god for that since she’s hot as f%ck. Alright, I’m sure he not broke broke, but money troubles only get worse.
It’s always the hottest girl in the middle of a photo. Here is Alessandra Ambrosio with her friends and granted they’re both pretty doable, but Alessandra destroys them and clearly they know that since they are on the ends. Man, I wouldn’t mind finding me a nice end girl.
It’s that time of year that every hot girl in the country heads to the desert in crazy outfits for Burning Man. It’s the trendy thing to do. I love looking at the photos on Instagram and it’s a good resource to finding new chicks to post on Hollywood Tuna. Anyway. here is Alessandra Ambrosio looking f%cking amazing. That outfit will be in my dreams shortly.
Alessandra Ambrosio looks like she’s flashing her pussy and asshole like you’d want her to be doing, because we’ve seen her in panties all these years, and since she’s at the tail end of her career, despite being a mom, still worthy of giving us a little genital flash, like the girl at the pool this weekend who didn’t realize her bathing suit bottoms were pulled to the fucking side and I could see full cooter, unless she totally realized it and was tanning her clit for the world to see, as people do…cuz you don’t want that pesky clit tan line… She’s a bikini and underwear promo model for the evil underwear corporation…and not wearing underwear in this silly onsie outfit all the ladies are wearing despite how complicated they are when they have to pee….cuz who wants panty lines when you can just hope for the best and assume your leg won’t get blown up – leaving pussy everywhere. I am a fan of unintentional, not wearing panties, pussy flashes…so if that is what this is…it’s great…unfortunately I can’t see enough labia to really know for sure but the idea is there, the seed planted and it’s good enough for me to run with. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I forgot that Alessandra Ambrosio is 37 years old and has a body like that. Also, keep in mind that she is a MILF too. So ladies, there is no excuse to not have a model body. Sure you can’t vacation 340 days a year and work only 10, but still get your fat ass in the gym and shut up.
Alessandra Ambrosio has some awesome little supermodel funbags. I believe she is the last of the skinny Victoria’s Secret models. As I’ve mentioned before, VS’ stock has been tanking and I fear future models are going to be fat. I just want to let all you know that body positivity will not be a thing on Tuna. I really hate that term because it promotes diabetes and premature death. Anyway, let’s move along. » view all 11 photos