So this chick Jordyn Jones turns 18 and gets a tattoo, thong bikini and an InstaBoyfriend. Girl doesn’t waste any time making sure she constantly has fresh new content for her social media. I’m just glad I’m not her parents and jut a creep online.
Alessandra Ambrosio looks like she’s flashing her pussy and asshole like you’d want her to be doing, because we’ve seen her in panties all these years, and since she’s at the tail end of her career, despite being a mom, still worthy of giving us a little genital flash, like the girl at the pool this weekend who didn’t realize her bathing suit bottoms were pulled to the fucking side and I could see full cooter, unless she totally realized it and was tanning her clit for the world to see, as people do…cuz you don’t want that pesky clit tan line… She’s a bikini and underwear promo model for the evil underwear corporation…and not wearing underwear in this silly onsie outfit all the ladies are wearing despite how complicated they are when they have to pee….cuz who wants panty lines when you can just hope for the best and assume your leg won’t get blown up – leaving pussy everywhere. I am a fan of unintentional, not wearing panties, pussy flashes…so if that is what this is…it’s great…unfortunately I can’t see enough labia to really know for sure but the idea is there, the seed planted and it’s good enough for me to run with. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Halsey, everyone’s favorite white as fuck black girl, who despite having a black dad, is living the white life, because no racism was ever put on her growing up, because no one knew she was someone they were supposed to be racist to, so this identifying as black is in a lot of ways cultural appropriation or exploitative and racist in and of itself, whether she’s black or not…because she is so fucking white. I mean making anything a race thing for attention is fucking crazy, when really she should stick to putting her ass in skimpy suits on the beach….surfing…like black people you do…as surfing is a sport known for their African American surf stars… Point being, all these clickbait surfers faking it, while we only fuck with one surfer around here and thats Anastasia Ashley JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Halsey Thong Surfing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Doutzen Kroes is the fired Victoria’s Secret model who still exists after being fired by the brand, like all their fired talent continues to exist after being fired by the brand, because having worked for the brand, even for just a short period of time, even if it was once, is enough to differentiate you from all women….it instantly makes you better… That said, she’s rich, her husband is some DJ, they have a bunch of kids and she’s hanging out in IBIZA where I guess he has a residency and they are based out of for the summer, you know Euro Rave dreams…that she will sure as fuck not let homie hang out at alone, without her there to supervise and make sure no groupies who are hotter, younger, more relevant than her move in. It’s like it’s her full time job to make sure he doesn’t stray, because she got fired from her other job. She’s got pretty ripped abs in her bikini – not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing – but I guess a good thing since she’s a mom. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Ariana Grande is engaged to some quirky looking guy she’s been dating for a month because I guess they really connected on SNL and I guess she’s just a fucking headcase who has a lot of trauma from being a child star whored out by her parents, to a popstar who gets her fans killed, to someone constantly cheated on by her Jewish rapping boyfriend, that she went with some autistic looking comedian who is totally obsessed with her like some kind of homo, since homos fucking love popstars… He’s got in her pants, probably exciting to get with a famous person rather than SNL groupies, they are rich, they are media whores…and it’s all nonsense I shouldn’t even know…but I do prefer when Grande was suffering PTSD in her house, outside of the limelight, rather than trying to prove to her ex boyfriend she doesn’t need him, at the expense of some poor weird guy’s feelings…cuz that dude has no idea what’s coming for him… She’s a devil, we saw her hate America in that viral video she was rude to a donut shop owner…we know…she is garbage…and here she is…not looking quite like Ariana Grande Dyking down… Ariana lookin slutty for vogue
Dani Thorne, is striking when the iron is hot, milking the fact that her sister is famous, after all three sisters were thrown into the child star mix, with what we can assume was a tyrant stage mother you may have jerked off to…. before realizing it’s way cooler to be a hipster model or a DJ for instagram, than a Disney Star… While Bella Thorne played the Disney Star..before following her sisters lead..starting a brand…and casuing mass hysteria money making on instagram because instagram is EVERYTHING.. Here she is dancing in a bikini with her vagina, we call it the pussy vagina, because her pussy leads the motions and it’s pretty fucking hilarious.. Her tits huge, possibly face, her face haggard….but she’s bringing it, whatever it is…it’s this.. Rich young gutter tits… Bella Thorne still Dyking it Down..
No one actually knows who Kimberley Garner is, but she has been trying to find a way to be as relevant as possible doing what any woman with some level of intelligence would do…she’s posing half naked on the internet hoping to get noticed….she did follow me on twitter for 10 minutes once…that’s how I noticed her…but then our love died a fast painful death. I would say that any woman who was drawn to staring in a reality show, which I think is what Kim Garner is known for, is the kind of shameless attention seeker, being shameless and attention seeking….who would evolve into someone like this, who moves to LA, is still in Bikinis, is trying to make it in America but the people really just don’t care….but they do like her bikini pics…so keep that going until you’re too old and it’s too late… Makes sense to me.
Romee Strijd may have a stupid name. She may be one of the many models Leo DiCaprio pretends to fuck because he’s a homo. She may be considered hot because she is a Victoria’s Secret model, which means she’s very important as a model, unlike all the other models, which is pretty much every single girl in the world with an instagram, doing silly poses for the camera in public places and in private photoshoot settings that they planned and coordinated because they want this life so bad….and look so fucking stupid doing it… But she’s also skinny, and skinny makes her amazing, weird name or not, who even cares what her name is, or if she has a name most hookers I fuck or strippers I pay to fondle like a pervert who doesn’t get laid and loves rubbing titties, don’t tell me their name…. I care that she’s skinny…and that is what makes these pics matter…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
OK, look, these past few days have been hard. Really hard. Unbearable, even. Donald Trump won the election , and it basically kick-started the apocalypse. Everything is scary and terrible and sad right now. Or, well, maybe not everything . Ariel Winter Twerks in a Bikini There is still at least a little bit of good in the world, and Ariel Winter proved it when she so selflessly shared that little video. She’s on vacation in Mexico right now, and even though it’s cold and dreary in most of the U.S. right now ( and in our hearts, obviously ), it’s warm and sunny down there. Sunny enough for Ariel to put on a teeny tiny little thong bikini and twerk for the masses. #Blessed. And if you’re one of those people who are prone to be all “well, that’s not technically twerking,” then one, you’re the reason we can’t have nice things. And two, take a gander at this: #BlessedAF. It seems like it’s really important to Ariel that we all know that she’s on vacation, and that she has an ass that moves in a way that many people find appealing. But don’t worry, because she really wanted us to get an eyeful of cleavage , too: As you can see, not all heroes wear capes. And while she’s definitely getting some criticism for sharing such racy pics, she’s said before that she really couldn’t care less about what people think. She recently spoke out about the backlash her frequently sexy selfies receive, saying “I don’t really think I’m telling myself ‘You should post this, you shouldn’t post that.'” “I feel like I’m just having fun. I like my fans to see what I’m doing.” Oh, we see you, girl. “Everybody is so hyped up on the fact that I post photos where my butt’s out,” she went on. “It’s a butt. Everyone has a butt. I don’t think it’s crazy.” “It’s like, ‘Let me live! I’m enjoying my life, you’re enjoying your life, you should be posting your butt if you like it, too!'” she said. “I’m not going to fight with someone on my Instagram that tells me they don’t like my outfit or I should put my butt away.” “I’m sorry you think I should put my butt away, but just unfollow me.” It was some solid advice: she wants to show her butt, she’s going to show her butt, and if you don’t like it, you can unfollow her social media accounts. But we have a feeling, after this twerk-tastic magic, people wouldn’t dare unfollow Ariel. It’s just too. Much. Hotness. View Slideshow: Ariel Winter: 35 Pics of Our Favorite Modern Family Star!