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Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day

We’ve come to the conclusion that fitness is pornographic and more importantly a healthy took to show off bodies in really revealing outfits in various unnatural poses that showcase a body’s strength and flexibility….it is the reason I used to go to the gym…at 300 lbs it wasn’t to work out…it was the reason I volunteered at the gym when the membership rates were unaffordable as gyms got more and more trendy…before being fired from being a volunteer without police involvement if I left quietly for living out my girls in the lockerroom fetish I’ve had since the 70s watching Debbie Does Dallas…which at the time was my interest level…it’s what I obsessed over but I didn’t realize watching the tits in a sports bra doing deep squats in leggings was the foreplay. That said, it’s ben a great tool for these women to be slutty without being slutty because it’s just a casual workout dude…she didn’t post this cuz she wanted you to see her asshole sweat…she did it to share how good her form is, how great her strength is and to give her weird fans something to jerk off to, they just don’t like advertising. Here she is leaving the gym in her tight outfit… Here she is with her titties out at the Farmer’s Market…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Rohrbach Ass Eating Her Bikini of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach aka the new CJ from Baywatch but the new PAM ANDERSON she is not. Her tits are too real and sloppy….but her Baywatch stint could be why she’s out there surfing, you know Kelly Slater was on Baywatch and he is a world champion surfer, why wouldn’t all the Baywatch cast and crew get up on that surf trend, live that surf life, surfs up dude…..not to mention…all kinds of old people are doing it and bitch is looking old…so this trendy and cool surf thing is a great accessory for an instagram pic…a good excuse to be on the beach….until the shark eats you and you end up like that Jesus loving Beth Hamilton chick… Point being, Kelly Rohrbach is some rich kid from Connecticut, who got into SI with her big tits, cuz that’s how rich people live, they just get whatever the fuck they want with the help of paying people off…her dad, Clay Rohrbach, is a Financier…who is on that board at Hanover Foods Corp….which basically is just so you understand why she’s in Hollywood… She also had a stint as Leo Dicaprio’s public girlfriend, which I guess gave her more than just herpes, which in all honesty she probably already had, you know with that whole trying to be famous shit, dicks enter pussies raw….but then again Leo is a known homosexual and likely only put it in her butt…if that…it was more a marketing ploy for all involved… Well she’s at the beach, living her rich kid who doesn’t need to work life, bikini bottoms jacked up her ass, while jacking the surf life from actual surfers, and you’ll likely like this…so like it. Round here we only have eyes for one surfer with a bikini eating ass.. Anastasia Ashley .. the contest winning Surf Slut… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kelly Rohrbach Ass Eating Her Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Heidi Klum Ass of the Day

Heidi Klum doesn’t know that she’s 100 fucking years old, but I guess when you’re 100 fucking years old, you like to reflect on your life, and show the world your favorite position for Seal FUCKING, which is like Seal Hunting, or Seal Clubbing, Only people like Pam Anderson don’t get in they way on their boats trying to protest it, but instead Heidi Klum gets pregnant 10 times….making an army of Beige babies, despite what the people who created her Aryan ancestors in a German lab would think….which may be overcompensation for her EUGENICS program of the 1940s that made her….you know “I’m not racist I have mixed kids and my baby daddy was blacker than night”….but it’s probably more of German fetish hustle that appreciates a dick that is bigger than a baby’s arm…that destroys her from the inside so that her German pragmatism actually feels something… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Heidi Klum Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Iggy Azalea Nipples Wet T Shirt Contest with Herself of the Day

Enough already Iggy Azalea . I don’t mind when whores act like whores and exploit being whores to draw attention to themselves, but this bitch, has virtually disappeared for two years, and it’s been a nice time, where we don’t need to listen to annoying white girls from Australia who only met a black guy for the first time when she moved to America, before fucking every single last one of them….to solidify her angle of being a white rapper…which in and of itself is so fucking lame…but that I guess requires no talent and gets you all the fame…if you have the right team of producers and hype men up inside you big fake ass you got for them. I just find it annoying that she launches a single, and is all of a sudden fucking everywhere…tits out, fake ass out, go the fuck away….you’re cluttering my feed bro. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Iggy Azalea Nipples Wet T Shirt Contest with Herself of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach is the girl from Baywatch, here she is topless and here she is hosing down that rich girl that got into Sports Illustrated pussy….the way you have to when you get sand and fucking sea creatures up in your cunt…or salt on the herpes scabs… Keep in mind. She did date LEO DICAPRIO….and if he actually fucks women…it’s likely without condom…herpes scabs or not….to which the women fuck regardless cuz a little herpes aint a thing if it means getting the press and exposure you get from fucking Leo…plus if he knocks you up….you’re laughing…I mean dating Leo got this one on Baywatch..otherwise she’d just be a forgotten SI big girl with big tits…who doesn’t matter and is totally interchangeable…thanks to this thing called instagram where every girl has a fucking bikini pic for you to jerk off to…you know…I KNOW Hose it down like the farm animal it is…I say. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach is the girl from Baywatch, here she is topless and here she is hosing down that rich girl that got into Sports Illustrated pussy….the way you have to when you get sand and fucking sea creatures up in your cunt…or salt on the herpes scabs… Keep in mind. She did date LEO DICAPRIO….and if he actually fucks women…it’s likely without condom…herpes scabs or not….to which the women fuck regardless cuz a little herpes aint a thing if it means getting the press and exposure you get from fucking Leo…plus if he knocks you up….you’re laughing…I mean dating Leo got this one on Baywatch..otherwise she’d just be a forgotten SI big girl with big tits…who doesn’t matter and is totally interchangeable…thanks to this thing called instagram where every girl has a fucking bikini pic for you to jerk off to…you know…I KNOW Hose it down like the farm animal it is…I say. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kelly Rohrbach Washing Her Pussy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kelly Rohrbach And Her Flotation Devices

I’ve never been a very religious guy, but if I had to pick one, I’d go with whichever one believes in reincarnation. Because honestly, after seeing this video of  Kelly Rohrbach wrestling with one very lucky inflatable swan, I’d give pretty much anything to come back as one of Kelly’s pool toys someday. Fingers crossed!

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Kelly Rohrbach And Her Flotation Devices

I’ve never been a very religious guy, but if I had to pick one, I’d go with whichever one believes in reincarnation. Because honestly, after seeing this video of  Kelly Rohrbach wrestling with one very lucky inflatable swan, I’d give pretty much anything to come back as one of Kelly’s pool toys someday. Fingers crossed!

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Raiding Kelly Rohrbach’s Instagram

I honestly don’t know how  Kelly Rohrbach here isn’t a household name yet. As far as I can tell, she’s got all the necessary qualifications — she’s busty, she’s blonde and she posts bikini pictures on Instagram pretty much 7 days a week. Anyway, here’s a few of my recent favorites from Kelly’s Instagram . And if for some reason, if you’re able to make it through these and still not follow her, you should probably make an appointment with your doctor to make sure there’s nothing wrong with you. » view all 11 photos

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Kelly Rohrbach in Pantyhose of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach has fucked Leonardo DiCaprio – assuming he fucks the models he dates and doesn’t just keep them around so that you don’t figure out he fucks dudes… She’s booked a movie that I am hoping is straight to Netflix, which is actually a good thing these days, so maybe I should wish it goes straight to DVD…and only DVD as it just shouldn’t have been recreated / reworked, LEAVE BAYWATCH ALONE…. She’s the Pam Anderson character, without the hepatitis, but probably with herpes..I mean there’s no way LEO doesn’t have some kind of rich famous dude STDs… Now she’s modeling stockings for a EURO brand – like she’s hot…so it looks like she’s made it..all from making it…with a celebrity…. So girls who are out there half naked in selfies…if you want to really matter…find a famous dude to put up with, or sit on their face…or in their case let them sit on your face…it’s good for business… The post Kelly Rohrbach in Pantyhose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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