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Skin Links 9.6.19

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Alessandra Ambrosio Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is an old lady in a bikini and she looks good. I have nothing to say about Alessandra Ambrosio… Her Belly Button is scaring the fuck out of me, which may sound silly, you know when people fixate on the imperfections on an otherwise hot chick, who has made a very long and lucrative career out of being hot, and who at 40 is still succeeding at it.. It’s like a pathetic thing pathetic dudes do…they find that one flaw, single it out and tease it….people look at people like that and see how insecure and unhappy they are in their lives… Well, I have never claimed to not be a pathetic dude… I run a fucking blog bro…there is zero cool in that…I am broke, unhappily married, an alcoholic who can’t get a boner and who can’t take a shit…but that doesn’t have any fucking impact in my saying her belly button is terrifying…they are unrelated…my ability to see a fucking weird belly button and point it out…and the fact that I’m a loser…UNRELATED.. I also find it irritating that she’s old, still modeling, and repressing the young girls trying to come up in the industry…by not getting out of their damn way…like an old timer who hates the new….and overly asserts herself to prove she doesn’t neeed to be replaced.. Here are some pics.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Nipple of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is an old as fuck model, a legend to some, expired milk who won’t give up to others….and she’s out there doing photoshoots like she’s not 100 years old or expired milk, some resilience you’d like to think of as resilience but that is actually just money and ego….she knows she’s old and tired, and has the injection scars to prove her botox…but people keep throwing money her way…gotta take it…because rotting is not as graceful as it once was…it happens on social media…so get that money when it’s available…why the fuck not…NIPS out motherfuckers. The post Alessandra Ambrosio Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Needs A Good Year

I hope for the New Year that Bella Thorne shaves her armpits and gets rid of her douchebag boyfriend. I want 2019 to be the best year for her because Little Tuna was such a fan, but he is slowly losing interest. Fingers crossed.                

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This Is What A Real Booty Looks Like

Ever since porn star Kim Kardashian got famous, fake asses have taken over the world and it’s disgusting. When I see one, I literally get sick to my stomach. It looks like a diaper attached to legs. Anyway, this is what a hot booty looks like. Ladies, go to the gym and work out like Alessandra Ambrosio . Sure your ass may never get as nice as hers, but at least it won’t look like there is a poop stuck in it                  

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Alessandra Ambrosio Nude Bikini of the Day

Is this one the Tom Brady wife, or sis he buy the other Hooker from Brazil shopped here from the people at Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to retire gracefully before looking like the 40 year old hanging onto her bikini model life… like this one…you know forced to work for ego, for some money, for a mall brand because for whatever reason she got famous and relevant…and at this age…it’s more that she looks good for 40 but the cut off age for a bikini is 30 so not quite sure what she’s doing here but it’s pretty fucking bold…. I guess it’s Christmas…and that’s why she’s wearing a candy Cane bikini….looking her age but better than others her age and I guess in this era of inclusivity that’s what it’s about… I like her tattoo from when she was a teen 40 years ago…it’s turned green like an old sailer you meet at the bar….only in tramp stamp location. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Nude Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chloe Kim Olympic Ass of the Day

Chloe Kim like Bruce Jenner…is an American Olympic hero… Like all Olympic Hero’s before her, she’s out there in her bikini, showing off her strong Asian ass and she’s 18 now, so it’s less perverted to jerk off to it than it was when she won all those Snowboarding awards…. She’s a gymnast who never was, because her family raised her in Socal and she had to be cool by choosing board sports…and with most snowboarding chicks, she doesn’t really have the hottest of bodies, hardly the Asian ass you’d want…a little too strong, it keeps her competitive…but you’re all patriots here so do it all for your country…. At least she’s not fat…like the rest of your country…so we should all encourage one of the last generations of not morbidly obese like the 75% of the rest of the country who watch her win. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Chloe Kim Olympic Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Hangs Out with some Big Asses of the Day

I don’t know if this is some kind of meme, or Alessandra Ambrosio just showing off her old tired ass in a way that does the opposite of showing it off, because the girls she’s next to have these big round asses….because maybe they are trannies, maybe that’s what asses look like now, maybe to stay skinny Ambrosio can’t workout it makes her too hungry, so she does the starving herself look, maybe this is just what an old mom ass looks like.. I don’t know, but I’m embarassed for her, but at least she can go home and look at her bank account and know she doesn’t need to have an ass…she’s Alessandra Ambrosio….whatever the fuck that means. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio Hangs Out with some Big Asses of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Burning Man Hot

It’s that time of year that every hot girl in the country heads to the desert in crazy outfits for Burning Man. It’s the trendy thing to do. I love looking at the photos on Instagram and it’s a good resource to finding new chicks to post on Hollywood Tuna. Anyway. here is Alessandra Ambrosio looking f%cking amazing. That outfit will be in my dreams shortly.                  

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Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Flash of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio looks like she’s flashing her pussy and asshole like you’d want her to be doing, because we’ve seen her in panties all these years, and since she’s at the tail end of her career, despite being a mom, still worthy of giving us a little genital flash, like the girl at the pool this weekend who didn’t realize her bathing suit bottoms were pulled to the fucking side and I could see full cooter, unless she totally realized it and was tanning her clit for the world to see, as people do…cuz you don’t want that pesky clit tan line… She’s a bikini and underwear promo model for the evil underwear corporation…and not wearing underwear in this silly onsie outfit all the ladies are wearing despite how complicated they are when they have to pee….cuz who wants panty lines when you can just hope for the best and assume your leg won’t get blown up – leaving pussy everywhere. I am a fan of unintentional, not wearing panties, pussy flashes…so if that is what this is…it’s great…unfortunately I can’t see enough labia to really know for sure but the idea is there, the seed planted and it’s good enough for me to run with. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Alessandra Ambrosio Pussy Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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