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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Burning Man Hot

It’s that time of year that every hot girl in the country heads to the desert in crazy outfits for Burning Man. It’s the trendy thing to do. I love looking at the photos on Instagram and it’s a good resource to finding new chicks to post on Hollywood Tuna. Anyway. here is Alessandra Ambrosio looking f%cking amazing. That outfit will be in my dreams shortly.                  

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Alessandra Ambrosio And Her Super Hot Bod

I’m not sure if  Alessandra Ambrosio is spending all winter in her native Brazil , or if she’s just using that Victoria’s Secret money of hers to hop from beach to beach, and I don’t care. As long as she’s in a bikini and posting on Instagram, Alessandra could be at an indoor pool in St. Paul, Minnesota and still make the place seem like a tropical paradise.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s LOVE Advent Is Another Stinker, But She’s Still Hot

Another day, another lame LOVE Advent video. This time, it’s  Alessandra Ambrosio pretending to be a sexy biker, and I just checked and it was directed by the same guy who did yesterday’s stinker, Doug Inglish. The one making the good videos is Phil Poynter. And I just don’t get it. First they let him ruin an Irina Shayk video , and now Alessandra Ambrosio’s? Who gave this guy a camera and access to hot supermodels? I could make a better video with my phone and one hand down my sweatpants. » view all 13 photos

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Is That Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hard Face of the Day

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show is going to be in 12 days, so all these bitches are getting as fit as they can, starving themselves, looking as good as they can, even though some of them are 100 fucking years old….but clearly they sell product, otherwise they would be taken to pasture as they should be…because look at that face… I guess the Victoria’s Secret fashion show is pushing to get all the media coverage when the event is live, because they are idiots and only push it to TV weeks later, a fail since no one has cable and isn’t tuning into Cable to watch this shit, when it all hits the internet the next day….so get those black friday sales…tactical use of half naked women to give us perverts all the boners… This informercial shit is crazy in these crazy times..check out the hard face….of the marketing promo girl…she’s not that great… Here she is in a White Bikini…looking tight bodied…freak of nature shit…that you gotta love TO SEE HER IN A WHITE BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Is That Alessandra Ambrosio’s Hard Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Anything But Basic

I don’t know which 20-year-old assistant told  Alessandra Ambrosio to tag this pic with the word “Basic” as some kind of prank, but it’s not funny. When you’re one of the top 10 hottest women in the world, you’re anything but basic. But hey, I guess Alessandra’s still getting used to this whole Instagram modeling thing  and hasn’t figured out all the lingo yet. Or, more importantly, that you should never block half a lingerie picture with some annoying filter. That’s just Insta-hottie 101.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Obsessed!

Here is the latest Victoria’s Secret promo video featuring Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima. It’s called “Obsessed”. Obviously, they hot and all, but shouldn’t VS be getting their younger models to market new crap? Sure Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are fine as f%ck and all, but it’s time for new blood to replace them. Just my two cents. » view all 11 photos                  

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Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day

As an old fucker near death, disease, pretty much at the end of life….I can relate to someone like Alessandra Ambrosio, not because I am a good looking hot Brazilian who has become a millionaire a few times over due to my hot body and ability to keep my one client locked in an happy….success is about relationships people…. But in the sense of, what the fuck else are you going to do with your days…. In my case, I post bullshit posts of shit you’ve likely already seen on instagram…you know it’s the now…of people who don’t matter…not just celebs…and sites like this are obsolete…yet I still bring the fire…that isn’t quite fire..but may have once had a chance of being fire…if I was a marketing person…. Just like Alessandra Ambrosio still comes out to fashion shows…she knows she’s old, but she works so hard trying to not be old, with new tits, new face, fit as fuck body…because bodies change…and brands change…and people are fickle….but as long as she doesn’t upset the masses…she gets that 5,000,000 dollar contract for yet another year…you know sneaking under the radar.. I guess it has to do with the Vs market aging and they need a hag, or maybe it’s because she met the owner and CEO of VS at some tranny sex club in brazil and has photos…whatever it is…it’s a scam… Even better part of the scam is that this shit isn’t even for VS, it’s some other brand leveraging her name because why not, even though it’s not really much of a name..or maybe it is..but either way…girl’s trying to stay relevant because really, what else is she to do…like show her nipple….that will trick them into not thinking she’s 100. The post Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass is Looking It’s Age of the Day

I don’t know what the hell is going on here, but Alessandra Ambrosio who is likely in her 40s, a mom, with fake tits and her skinny model body, who still gets paid to be a Victoria’s Secret Girl, despite being expired, at least seemingly expired, but I guess, fighting nature’s course….is Finally…showing a bit of her age in her bikini pics…because whatever that ass is doing…doesn’t happen to 20 year olds….it looks weird…but I like it. The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass is Looking It’s Age of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Fat Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio in Mykonos of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a model from 100 years ago…and I guess she’s friends with Alessandra Ambrosio because both are from BRazil, both started modeling 1000 fucking years ago, but Ana Beatriz Barros’ fat mom belly never quite recovered the way Alessandra’s did, allowing us to see the difference between aged Brazilian women…some fill out…others do everything they can to stay hot so that they keep getting paid the millions a year…and both are probably worth cumming to…since you already have…at least once in their VS model catalog girl careers… Either way, two Brazilian hookers who made it – all old and fat now – hot. The post Fat Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio in Mykonos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Sunday Bikini Party of the Day

Even when Alessandra Ambrosio is half naked, which is all the time, she’s a Victoria’s Secre model, she manages to be boring as fuck. She gets paid millions of dollars for this and this is the best she can do..it’s pretty depressing… But I guess she’s a mom and she’s pushing 40 so she’s not terrible…if all moms in their 40s looked this good, the world would be a very confusing place for me, I wouldn’t know what to not masturbate to…you know there would just be too much of a spectrum of good enough to get off to…I already have a hard enough time getting through all the dirty panties I convince girls to mail me….and my cut off age is 30…..I can’t take an extra decade of even hornier girls..thanks to depriving themselves with marriage and all other things… Either way, she’s good enough, not worth millions, but good enough. Here’s some Paparzzi Pics of her From a While Ago… The post Alessandra Ambrosio Sunday Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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