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Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day

As an old fucker near death, disease, pretty much at the end of life….I can relate to someone like Alessandra Ambrosio, not because I am a good looking hot Brazilian who has become a millionaire a few times over due to my hot body and ability to keep my one client locked in an happy….success is about relationships people…. But in the sense of, what the fuck else are you going to do with your days…. In my case, I post bullshit posts of shit you’ve likely already seen on instagram…you know it’s the now…of people who don’t matter…not just celebs…and sites like this are obsolete…yet I still bring the fire…that isn’t quite fire..but may have once had a chance of being fire…if I was a marketing person…. Just like Alessandra Ambrosio still comes out to fashion shows…she knows she’s old, but she works so hard trying to not be old, with new tits, new face, fit as fuck body…because bodies change…and brands change…and people are fickle….but as long as she doesn’t upset the masses…she gets that 5,000,000 dollar contract for yet another year…you know sneaking under the radar.. I guess it has to do with the Vs market aging and they need a hag, or maybe it’s because she met the owner and CEO of VS at some tranny sex club in brazil and has photos…whatever it is…it’s a scam… Even better part of the scam is that this shit isn’t even for VS, it’s some other brand leveraging her name because why not, even though it’s not really much of a name..or maybe it is..but either way…girl’s trying to stay relevant because really, what else is she to do…like show her nipple….that will trick them into not thinking she’s 100. The post Old Lady Amrbosio and Her Fake Tit Nipple on the Runway of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jessica Simpson’s Husband Turned 38 and Wore a Bavarian Fetish Outfit of the Day

I guess Jessica Simpson’s husband had a birthday and she posted some OKTOBERFEST beer maid fetish picture of herself and him, in what may have been a great moment they spent together while sitting on a pile of her money, or maybe they are into GERMANS…ARYANS…WHITE POWER…NAZI…. OR MAYBE it was one those moments where dude asked himself “shit, I’m married to Jessica Simpson and made babies inside her, I remember jerking off to her tits back when I was in YALE…before spending all over 2 years in the NFL….it’s like shit, this girl could be with anyone, but I moved in on her in her 2010 fat years when no one wanted her, and I secured that shit…I mean there are guys with multi year contracts who would want to bang Jessica Simpson, hell she’s Jessica Simpson…but she chose me, or rather my sperm chose her, either way my wife is JESSICA SIMPSON…and I never have to work again….I am K-Fed if K-Fed pretended he wasn’t K-Fed with Ivy League education and 2 years in a pro sports league…you know…K-Fed who can trick people into think he’s not K-Fed”.. 38 is great when you have a thick famous bitch with huge tits to bankroll your life. That’s all I have to say about that. The post Jessica Simpson’s Husband Turned 38 and Wore a Bavarian Fetish Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Bella Thorne Wants You Notice Her of the Day

Bella Thorne just produces so much content, she never stops posting shit..and a day is not a day until you are flooded by her attention seeking fame whoring efforts to get noticed…but I guess in her defence..it’s pretty flimsy easy content to produce, just film herself, show her tits, in a lace bra, doing whatever it is that she’s doing…her in front of the mirror…not offering us anything but a jacked up tranny face…great body…young girl just begging to be noticed, celebrated, and having fun with it, because ultimately..why the fuck not…what else is there to do in this world, get a job, start a family, be secretive, vague, forgotten. She can’t let herself get forgotten…she must keep feeding attention deficit retards their little fix, their segment of her VIP access life….a life they don’t have…but can watch Bella Thorne have because she’s just better than them….tranny face, hot body and all… NEVER ENDING NOISE…SO MUCH NOISE… LOOK HER friend’s ass…. The post Bella Thorne Wants You Notice Her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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