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Jessica Biel Bikini Weirdness of the Day

I am not a Jessica Biel fan. She had one hot photoshoot back when she was on Seventh Heaven and decided to show the world that she can be a slutty, objectified, exhibitionist for attention, to draw attention on her…that was 30 years ago… She went on to be a Justin Timberlake Groupie, playing the long game, having his kid and now living the good life, the rich person life, the superstar life, because if she relied on herself to support herself, she’d be broke by now, but luckily she connected with a huge star and let him do his gay shit, so long as she had his credit card and marriage….it’s creepy…some Fatal Attraction / MISERY shit…but here they are taking pics in a pool…with her fit mom in her 40 tits in a bikini top….not quite naughty enough…I was hoping for this to be more dick in her box. The post Jessica Biel Bikini Weirdness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Topless for Russia of the Day

Rita Ora is topless in Russia…maybe giving back to the people who made her…because if the world can complain about the Russians colluding in the American Politics, it’s safe to assume the Russians are responsible for Rita Ora’s success. You know some pervert Russian who likes Mixed Race ethnic UK tits that consider themselves singer and dancers, funding her existence, so that she can attend all the key events and fuck all the key people that helped her exist….it wouldn’t even be that expensive really….all while letting some slut live out her dreams…..so long as she comes back to them when it’s’ time for TITTY pics for Magazines…because Rita Ora a celebrity I hate for no reason, who is barely a celebrity, but who you know thinks is a celebrity, which I guess is the reason I hate her..because celebrity in and of itself is hatable… But the tits…I can stare at in pics….they are good tits…which I guess is what defines all women so we should just keep letting her succeed based on her tits alone. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rita Ora Topless for Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Alessandra Ambrosio And Her Super Hot Bod

I’m not sure if  Alessandra Ambrosio is spending all winter in her native Brazil , or if she’s just using that Victoria’s Secret money of hers to hop from beach to beach, and I don’t care. As long as she’s in a bikini and posting on Instagram, Alessandra could be at an indoor pool in St. Paul, Minnesota and still make the place seem like a tropical paradise.

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Gal Gadot Is A Hot Model Again

Gal Gadot was a model who became an actress and now it looks like she’s turning back into a model again, judging from this latest photoshoot. Here’s hoping, anyway. Don’t get me wrong, I know everybody loves her as Wonder Woman, but I bet you’d love her even more as a full-time bikini model. I know I would.

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Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Spread

I know  Hailey Baldwin barely qualifies as a “celebrity” let alone a “supermodel”, but whatever. She’s hot enough and as long as she’s in a bikini, that makes her interesting enough to get featured on this site. What can I say? It’s not like I have high standards. I’m a blogger, remember? Anyway, honestly, Hailey should be an inspiration to all you ladies out there: if you want to be famous, you don’t need to have rich and/or famous parents. Hailey’s dad is Stephen Baldwin, and he’s practically D-list by now. All you really need is an Instagram, a phone, and a bikini and/or lingerie. It’s the American dream.

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Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Spread

Hailey Baldwin’s Bikini Spread

I know  Hailey Baldwin barely qualifies as a “celebrity” let alone a “supermodel”, but whatever. She’s hot enough and as long as she’s in a bikini, that makes her interesting enough to get featured on this site. What can I say? It’s not like I have high standards. I’m a blogger, remember? Anyway, honestly, Hailey should be an inspiration to all you ladies out there: if you want to be famous, you don’t need to have rich and/or famous parents. Hailey’s dad is Stephen Baldwin, and he’s practically D-list by now. All you really need is an Instagram, a phone, and a bikini and/or lingerie. It’s the American dream.

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Chanel West Coast Busts Out

I haven’t done a post on Chanel West Coast in years, probably because she’s not actually famous in any way, shape or form. But who cares? As long as she keeps putting on cleavage shows like this, she’ll always be my favorite rapper. So what if I’ve still never heard a single one of her songs. I don’t think anyone else has either.

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Selena Gomez Is Almost A Hot Cougar!

According to my sources over at Google,  Selena Gomez turned 25 over the weekend. And apparently she celebrated by getting a bunch of her cute friends together to hit some winery. (I’d been hoping for the trampoline park, but oh well…) Anyway, I’d like to wish Selena a happy birthday. But she’d better be careful now that she’s getting into her hottie old age years. “Birthday in wine country” is definitely entering cougar territory.

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude And Wigging It

I know some of the other blogs out there are probably putting up these pictures and freaking out about Emily Ratajkowski . Her hair’s short now! Wait, no, it’s pink! Etc, etc. But personally, I don’t care what kind of wig Emily is wearing. As long as she’s got her clothes off, that’ll always be the headline for me. It’s a little thing called priorities. Enjoy.

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Disgusting Plastic Old Lady Kylie Jenner Does Flaunt Magazine

Look, I can handle Kendall Jenner pretending to be a model . At least she’s hot. But I don’t understand why people are still booking Kylie Jenner for gigs. She reminds me way too much of her gross older sister. And no, I’m not talking about Kim. The other, even chunkier one. Anyway, here’s Kylie doing a photoshoot for Flaunt Magazine , and I guess maybe they were doing some kind of special issue on teenagers who’ve already had way too much plastic surgery and look like 40-year-old cougars? It’s the only thing that makes sense.

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